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He's made enough "fuck you" money for three generations and when his wife travels, he only has the second best set of tits on tour.

Hard to not smile if you're that guy.
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Uhhh, yeah, I see the photobomb now.
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R-Jack wrote:He's made enough "fuck you" money for three generations and when his wife travels, he only has the second best set of tits on tour.

Hard to not smile if you're that guy.
Saw Phil driving around in his green Aston Martin, with the top down, a couple of years ago in Rancho Santa Fe.
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Mikey wrote:
R-Jack wrote:He's made enough "fuck you" money for three generations and when his wife travels, he only has the second best set of tits on tour.

Hard to not smile if you're that guy.
Saw Phil driving around in his green Aston Martin, with the top down, a couple of years ago in Rancho Santa Fe.
Life must suck.
You must have been hallucinating. After paying his California taxes Mickelson is now living on food stamps & driving an '88 Tercel. It's a shame that California is oppressing him so much.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Never mind that Phil recently moved out of California in large part due to taxes. IRS changes that led to fewer deductions of state income tax payments for high earning individuals has driven a few athletes out of high tax states.

Add to that CA now has one of the highest jock taxes in the country. If he had stayed and maintained his primary residence there, all his tourney and endorsement income would be subject to said jock tax. By moving out of state only his tourney winnings are subject to the CA jock tax.
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Our prisons need the money more than he does.
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Maybe so, but now they will be getting far less since he limited his exposure to CA.
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And since he gets to live more than once it doesn't matter that he moved to a hellhole. He did move to tx right? 8)
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Florida. But like like Texas they have no state income tax and no jock tax.
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Remember we are talking about "primary" residence. I'm sure Phil has quite a few choice pieces of real estate, he just files his taxes from the cardboard box in Florida. :grin:
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For sure.

Dude prolly has a place in AZ for sure, and a Forbes article cited a place in Hawaii.
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Whoa. How'd you like to hop in bed with that ?
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Mikey wrote:Saw Phil driving around in his green Aston Martin, with the top down, a couple of years ago in Rancho Santa Fe.
Life must suck.
Kinda makes you feel better about his struggle with psoriatic arthritis.
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I'm sure Phil thanks you for the concern over his financial well being, but I'm sure he's going to be fine.
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R-Jack wrote:I'm sure he's going to be fine.
yeah, having a 40 million Gulf Stream to ferry you around wouldn't suck......

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So, mrs Phil has had work done?

Phil ought to see if he can get his done too.
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Considering she just survived breast cancer, I'd say the odds are 100%.

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I withdraw my previous statement.
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Wolfman wrote:I withdraw my previous statement.

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Wolfie, shouldn't you be getting light exercise for a while? You can't start right in at that level!
He is a new man. Got them valves replaced and reamed out, he is pushing a fully oxygenized blood flow now. Makes you want to do shit you never felt like before. He is probably banging the missus already. :shock: :shock:
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