What do you find attractive in a woman?

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What do you find attractive in a woman?

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Eyes ~ Must have big, beautiful eyes. Nice eyebrows too...not that plucked and penciled-in abomination.

Hair ~ Long. Straight is okay, but long wavy hair is a big turn-on for me.

Voice ~ People don't mention voice often, but it's a deal breaker for me. The soft, feminine purr of a woman pushes things over the top. Looking back, I'd say I have settled for less on occasion because the voice was so beguiling.
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Body, legs, stylish look. Married 51 years to MrsO. Guess I made a good choice.
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When they don't asphyxiate until after I finish.

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Aside from the physical attributes, I like a saucy attitude.
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Mostly her willingness to give up the ass.

OK, that was a joke. In reality, her liquor cabinet can be really sexy.

Speaking of, I might be out in a few. None too attractive, but keeps a well-stocked bar, and scores killer weed.

I'll share my story of the hummer-from-a-hairlip soon.
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The older you get the more you appreciate that milky complexion....
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Sorry for starting this thread here. I guess heterosexuality is more of a .net thing...

Come on poptart, grab your stuff...WE'RE OUTTA HERE...

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smackaholic wrote:My cahk.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Sorry for starting this thread here. I guess heterosexuality is more of a .net thing...

Come on poptart, grab your stuff...WE'RE OUTTA HERE...

:x
What's the deal with Lady X?

Let me guess...everything was going great until she found out you are Jewish. :|
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Eyes ~ Must have big, beautiful eyes. Nice eyebrows too...not that plucked and penciled-in abomination.

Hair ~ Long. Straight is okay, but long wavy hair is a big turn-on for me.

Voice ~ People don't mention voice often, but it's a deal breaker for me. The soft, feminine purr of a woman pushes things over the top. Looking back, I'd say I have settled for less on occasion because the voice was so beguiling.
Sounds like me. Weird.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
What's the deal with Lady X?

Let me guess...everything was going great until she found out you are Jewish. :|

I mentioned that "hole in the sheet" thing in chat, then...complete radio silence from her.

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No tattoo's
Brunettes
long, wavy hair
blue eyes
white
nicely manicured nails
natural looking makeup
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But as always, I have two requirements that reign supreme:

Here and breathing.

The latter being somewhat negotiable.
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trev wrote:No tattoo's
Brunettes
long, wavy hair
blue eyes
white
nicely manicured nails
natural looking makeup
Damn, so close.
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Molly Lou Who... :meds:
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Moving Sale wrote:Molly Lou Who... :meds:
OMG NOT HERE TOO
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So she's retarded. Gotcha.
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schmick wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Molly Lou Who... :meds:

Molly is a chick, she got me drunk on 180 proof vodka and then showed me her lady bits. Plus I used to ramp her sister about 11 years ago
That shit was 194 proof or something. 96% alcohol. My roommate has almost finished the bottle.
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molly wrote:
trev wrote:No tattoo's
Brunettes
long, wavy hair
blue eyes
white
nicely manicured nails
natural looking makeup
Damn, so close.
Where am I off?
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trev wrote:
molly wrote:
trev wrote:No tattoo's
Brunettes
long, wavy hair
blue eyes
white
nicely manicured nails
natural looking makeup
Damn, so close.
Where am I off?
Trev,
Look at her picture...
Hint: ankles

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What do you find attractive in a woman?
Mgo wrote:When they don't asphyxiate until after I finish.

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Molly gets a pass.
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This is a good start...


The Good Wife's Guide

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- Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

- Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

- Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

- Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

- During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

- Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

- Be happy to see him.

- Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

- Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

- Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

- Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

- Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

- Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

- A good wife always knows her place.
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poptart wrote:This is a good start...
Before clicking on thread, knowing 'tart had the last post, I thought: "oh no's, he's going to start preaching, quote Bible verses about lust and adultery" again.

Then I read, and that was even worse.
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poptart wrote:This is a good start...

- Be a little gay [/i]
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Puptent is stuck in the 90's... The 1890's.
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trev wrote:Molly gets a pass.
Yeah!!!!!!!

And my eyes are green. You'll get lost in them though. :)
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Moving Sale wrote:Puptent is stuck in the 90's... The 1890's.
If I were stuck in a French WWI trench, with 'tart to the left of me and you on the right, I would shoot the guy on the right before worrying about the Germans.
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So on top of everything else you are a Pinko Commie. Good to know.
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Hips.

Bitch better be able to bake.
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Generally, angsty chicks till you start getting barraged with dark poetry or a girl with a really big ass. Relationships are complicated things you think are great, then you're in one and think, 'Christ this is really bad'.
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Rack Phibes.

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Dinsdale wrote:But as always, I have two requirements that reign supreme:

Here and breathing.

The latter being somewhat negotiable.


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SunCoastSooner wrote:Hips.

Of course. Women will boy bodies are not attractive.

Bitch better be able to bake.

Right again. Girls who bake are luscious.
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I baking now!
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I baked an apple pie last night with apples from our tree for the 4yos Johnny Appleseed party.
I also made one for me. :lol:
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