The Ballad of Moving Sale
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:39 pm
As sung to "Ballad of Davey Crockett"
Bitter midget lawyer, he’s so tiny, loading his diaper with poop and pee.
Defending drunks who are so guilty, tricks ‘em with his fallacies.
Midget…midget lawyer, he’s angry and he’s queer!
Amendment rights right out he throws , addin' dirty lies to his legal prose.
Cheatin’ his clients is all he knows, squanders their cash an' off he goes.
Midget…midget lawyer, sucks black cocks soaked in beer!
Off through the courts he's a marchin' along, makin' up shit an' a stringin' along,
the prosecution ‘cause he’s wrong, he's tiny as a gnat in his diaper thong.
Midget…midget lawyer, keeps a gavel up his rear!
Moving Sale is his silly name, runnin’ weak smack is his claim to fame,
He’ll call ya’ fuck sofa, that’s so lame, spammin’ The One Board is his aim.
Midget…midget lawyer, queen of the dwarf frontier!
Bitter midget lawyer, he’s so tiny, loading his diaper with poop and pee.
Defending drunks who are so guilty, tricks ‘em with his fallacies.
Midget…midget lawyer, he’s angry and he’s queer!
Amendment rights right out he throws , addin' dirty lies to his legal prose.
Cheatin’ his clients is all he knows, squanders their cash an' off he goes.
Midget…midget lawyer, sucks black cocks soaked in beer!
Off through the courts he's a marchin' along, makin' up shit an' a stringin' along,
the prosecution ‘cause he’s wrong, he's tiny as a gnat in his diaper thong.
Midget…midget lawyer, keeps a gavel up his rear!
Moving Sale is his silly name, runnin’ weak smack is his claim to fame,
He’ll call ya’ fuck sofa, that’s so lame, spammin’ The One Board is his aim.
Midget…midget lawyer, queen of the dwarf frontier!
