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She's 71 years old. What do you expect?

You sure you're not still a little under the weather?

I'm having some ...err...intestinal problems tonight and even Charlize Theron probably wouldn't look all that enticing right now.

I thought this was going to be about mvscal, or Marty, or whichever poster here is dubbed "Babs" by Nick, I think.

And I was really weirded out that 88 would post such a thing.

Van wrote:I thought this was going to be about mvscal, or Marty, or whichever poster here is dubbed "Babs" by Nick, I think.

And I was really weirded out that 88 would post such a thing.

Well...let's have it then...


I'm sure one of you sickos wants to fuck and then cuddle me.

...please let it be trev....

So you're Nick's Babs, then? I wasn't quite sure.

Mulling it over, okay, yeah, I'd do that old ghoul Barbara Streisand before I'd do you. It's mostly the Canadian thing, plus I wouldn't want any part of that kaleidoscope of STDs you are no doubt carrying courtesy of that skeeze The Deuce.

Hell yeah.

In case you didn't know, she's ungodly wealthy. And even with the myriad celebs she's fucked, she ain't seen anything like this. I'd hit that shit so hard and proper, she'd feel compelled to will me her entire estate.

This is why I'm Dinsdale, and you're not. Always thinking.

100 thousand dollars...I must think of 100 thousand dollars

I'm pretty sure I was Babs. I guess the yenta doesn't look any uglier than she did thirty years ago so she has that going for her...for whatever that's worth.

I wouldn't fuck & cuddle at any price but I would bone her up the ass while smashing her face into the wall and wipe my cock on her drapes on the way out. That I will do for free.

It could have been worse. 88 could have been referring to this Babs



In which case, the answer would have been, "If I live to be older than Wolfman, the Fed will not have printed enough money from the time of this nation's founding through my life expectancy to pay that tab."

88 wrote:

There's a little music left in that old fiddle.

I'd splooge on those tits.

mvscal wrote:
I wouldn't fuck & cuddle at any price but I would bone her up the ass while smashing her face into the wall and wipe my cock on her drapes on the way out. That I will do for free.

Wait... that's not fucking & cuddling? Since when?

Didn't she used to be "hot" or something when she was younger? I wouldn't know, as long as I've been alive, she's been this old, washed up prune, kind of like this frigid co-worker I have who is in her upper 30s and would have to dust it off down there if she were to get any.

Let's kick this up a notch.

What would you charge to fuck and then cuddle with the Duchess of Alba?

You all might as well face facts-

Given the choice of saving your own life by having a choice of sex with one of these two, you would all choose the guy.


Correct?