Joke
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:28 pm
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Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:35 pm
Wow...Shit Romney never served! Why he saluting? j/k on the "joke" thread. Now GFY
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:30 pm
He's reporting for duty again? Swell.
Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:39 pm
This certainly didn't help him any. Also, having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked. But then, last time we ran an actual war hero and it didn't matter much.H4ever wrote:Wow...Shit Romney never served! Why he saluting? j/k on the "joke" thread. Now GFY
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:17 am
Pretty sure that's John Kerry.
I guess the joke's on you guys.
I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year nap.
I guess the joke's on you guys.
I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year nap.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:14 am
FTFY.Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.
I guess the joke's on you guys.
I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year semen bender.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:28 am
Agreed. Which is one of the things I despise Shit Romney and a number of congressmen (Dems and Repubs) for.... they like to saber rattle and get tough..... as long as their boys aren't defending America. Five fucking boys and none ever considered serving? West Point? Annapolis? Maybe a four year enlistment? British Royalty serve for fucks sakes. Maybe their coward dad and cunt, elitist, mom won't let them?smackaholic wrote:This certainly didn't help him any. Also, having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked. But then, last time we ran an actual war hero and it didn't matter much.H4ever wrote:Wow...Shit Romney never served! Why he saluting? j/k on the "joke" thread. Now GFY
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.
For all the conservatives in the Republican party who profess so much respect and honor for those who served, they sure did like Shit, Coward, Morman-cultist, Romney who fathered 5 pussy sons.
Ponderous...perhaps that's why they liked a hypocrite candidate so much. And yea...Obama's an elitist pussy, too.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:36 am
We know that, Mikey. I said " j/k on a joke thread" with j/k = joking or just kidding :)Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.
I guess the joke's on you guys.
I guess sirfindatake just woke up from an eight year nap.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:40 am
H4ever wrote:For all the conservatives in the Republican party who profess so much respect and honor for those who served, they sure did like Shit, Coward, Morman-cultist, Romney who fathered 5 pussy sons.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:47 am
So in 1992 the Democrat Party passed on a real war hero
and nominated that paragon of virtue, Bill Clinton. Nice.
and nominated that paragon of virtue, Bill Clinton. Nice.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:51 am
I can agree with that.Wolfman wrote:So in 1992 the Democrat Party passed on a real war hero
and nominated that paragon of virtue, Bill Clinton. Nice.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:49 pm
Yeah, but Bob Kerry wasn't as cool as Bill. So we got the guy that protested against the US in Moscow over the guy that was fighting for us getting his ass shot off at the time.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:59 pm
Clinton’s been out of office for 12 years, but he still gets numerous right-wing panties wadded up. 
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:21 pm
At least the Republicans ran a REAL war hero in 2000 and 2004.Goober McTuber wrote:Clinton’s been out of office for 12 years, but he still gets numerous right-wing panties wadded up.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:04 pm
... and we're absolutely positive you're a blithering idiot. If Comedy Central wasn't your only source of news, you might know that your hero is considering JK for Secretary of Defense.Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:31 pm
So you voted for John Kerry in 2004. Gotcha.smackaholic wrote:Yeah, but Bob Kerry wasn't as cool as Bill. So we got the guy that protested against the US in Moscow over the guy that was fighting for us getting his ass shot off at the time.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:02 am
smackaholic wrote:having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked.
what. ann romney said serving on a mormon mission is the same as serving your country. those five sons and mitt all did their duty, bigot.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:34 pm
no doubt knocking on people's doors trying to get them to join your cult is almost exactly the same as having islamofacists shooting at you with AK 47's and rocket propelled grenades.....Bizzarofelice wrote:smackaholic wrote:having 5 sons with a total of zero service kind of sucked.
what. ann romney said serving on a mormon mission is the same as serving your country. those five sons and mitt all did their duty, bigot.
Last time two of those missionaries showed up at my door I was very polite and told them I wasn't interested.....thought that would've enough but it wasn't....
two or three times I told them politely to go away but apparently in Mormon speak that means I just don't understand their beliefs.....the optimal phrase you want to use is "look, I've tried to be pleasant but that doesn't seem to work with you people"
they left pretty quickly....
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:20 pm
Sirfindafold wrote:... and we're absolutely positive you're a blithering idiot. If Comedy Central wasn't your only source of news, you might know that your hero is considering JK for Secretary of Defense.Mikey wrote:Pretty sure that's John Kerry.
Sorry I didn't get your "joke". I can see that everybody else is ROFL.
Seriously, you're so funny you should be on stage.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:42 pm
Ummm, no. He wasn't a SEAL nor did he win the CMOH. He was based on the other side of the Silver Strand at the Amphib base as a Swift boat captain.H4ever wrote:
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry ... ontroversy
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:46 pm
Best joke thread ever.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:23 pm
Atomic Punk wrote:Ummm, no. He wasn't a SEAL nor did he win the CMOH. He was based on the other side of the Silver Strand at the Amphib base as a Swift boat captain.H4ever wrote:
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry ... ontroversy
Are you fucking retarded? Bob Kerrey aka Robert Kerrey. There ya go. He WAS a CMOH winner and bad-assed Navy SEAL who got fucked up in combat. Try reading the whole thread next time.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:03 pm
Retarded or drunk, it's a toss-upH4ever wrote:Atomic Punk wrote:Ummm, no. He wasn't a SEAL nor did he win the CMOH. He was based on the other side of the Silver Strand at the Amphib base as a Swift boat captain.H4ever wrote:
Bob Kerrey won the congressional medal of honor, purple heart as a Navy fucking Seal in Viet-fucking 'nam and couldn't get no respect in Nebraska this past election.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kerry ... ontroversy
Are you fucking retarded?
My money's on all of the above.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:21 pm
R-Jack wrote:Best joke thread ever.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:31 pm
Y2K out front shoulda...never mind.Goober McTuber wrote:Retarded or drunk, it's a toss-up
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:30 pm
"A guy is walking past an insane asylum when he hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Curious, he finds a hole in the wall and looks in. Immediately he's poked in the eye, then everyone inside starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
-Mancow
-Mancow