Chilli,pepper,toilet.

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Chilli,pepper,toilet.

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Do not eat chilli, pepper and spicy food. Less time spent in toilet.

Eat clean food. Less time spent in toilet
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Sincerely,

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Thank you MR. Obvious. I suppose next you'll favor us with more knowledge such as "Paper cuts shore do hurt" or "We Okies shore do like Tejas cock"


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Moby Dick wrote:Do not eat chilli, pepper and spicy food. Less time spent in toilet.

Eat clean food. Less time spent in toilet
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How do you know if chili is any good?

You scream real loud the next day.
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Not that this thread had anything to do with it, but the wife cooked up a big pot of chili today. I think the weather going straight from summer to winter had more to do with it.
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War Wagon wrote:Not that this thread had anything to do with it, but the wife cooked up a big pot of chili today. I think the weather going straight from summer to winter had more to do with it.

hell yes.


green onions and some crackers...



with or without beans?
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H4ever wrote:Sincerely,

Marcus Al.... ??????


Thank you MR. Obvious. I suppose next you'll favor us with more knowledge such as "Paper cuts shore do hurt" or "We Okies shore do like Tejas cock"


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War Wagon wrote:Not that this thread had anything to do with it, but the wife cooked up a big pot of chili today. I think the weather going straight from summer to winter had more to do with it.

More to do with it than what?
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Do not brush your teeth using tap water in a third world country even if you are staying in a five star resort or you will spent your holiday stuck in your hotel room pissing out your ass & too scared to even fart! :(
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Moby Dick wrote:with or without beans?
with, of course.



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and also, of course:


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War Wagon wrote:
Moby Dick wrote:with or without beans?
with, of course.



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War Wagon wrote:
Moby Dick wrote:with or without beans?
with, of course.



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and also, of course:


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Beans have no business in chilli. Just sayin.


Also if good chilli is a pain the next day, you need to up your intake of spice and heat.
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Left Seater wrote:Beans have no business in chilli.
That's un-American.

Why, I bet you don't even crunch up a fistful of saltine crackers to mix in with your chili.

You must be a commie.
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War Wagon wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Beans have no business in chilli.
That's un-American.

Why, I bet you don't even crunch up a fistful of saltine crackers to mix in with your chili.

You must be a commie.
Texans are un-American? As a point of fact, ground beef has no place in chili either.
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Well, there's chili...and then there's chili.

If you want something to pile on a hot dog then by all means, ground beef and some shit from an envelope.

Chili on the other had, while pretty fucking easy, is a bit more complicated.
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Couldn't agree more Mvscal. Ground beef doesn't belong in Chili. And while we are at it Chili is spelled with only one "L" here. Maybe in OK they add an extra "L" along with beans. :grin:


Chili is short for chile con carne, or literally translated, chile peppers with beef. Notice it isn't chile con carne y frijoles, which would be with beans.


I bet all of you that like beans in your chili and or ground beef also enjoy chicken fajitas. :doh:
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Carne actually means meat.

Beef is carne de res.

I usually use about 2/3 carne de res and about 1/3 carne de cerdo, in about 1/2" to 1" chunks.
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You are correct. My fingers were ahead of my translation.
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Just my mild OCD coming out.
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