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Taking Obama to the woodshed right now.
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By the way, CC did just an OK job last night. Not sure how long he'll be my boyfriend unless he steps it up.
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Trev,

You're way to good looking to vote Republican.
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trev wrote:Taking Obama to the woodshed right now.
in order to "take" obama to the woodshed, obama would need to be there.....simply railing on somebody is not taking them to the woodshed....

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BSmack wrote:Trev,

You're way to good looking to vote Republican.
Yeah Democrats are just too good looking.

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Go easy on Brian. He lives in a dream world where Mr. Obama is actually solving our problems instead of hitting up on campaign donors and trying out for the PGA Tour. This dream world also includes the ever attractive Nancy Pelosi and Barbara "I'm a Senator Dammit" Boxer. I guess living in Rochester NY would affect a human brain that way.
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Wolfie wrote:trying out for the PGA Tour
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The brain damage is truly amazing.

Hard to believe it's even possible, but the left's off-the-wall obsession with
race HAS gotten even nuttier - thanks to genius Larry O'Douchebag.


McConnell Saying Obama Wants To Be In PGA Is Racist

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/ ... acist.html


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Condi going yard right now, she'll be a tough act to follow.
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War Wagon wrote:Condi going yard right now, she'll be a tough act to follow.
I'd marry her.
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You two would have cute kids, but who would pitch and who would catch?
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poptart wrote:
McConnell Saying Obama Wants To Be In PGA Is Racist
it's not racist.....it's just fucking stupid
there is a myriad of hyperbole Mcconnel could have chosen, yet he chose golf?????

martin bashir summed it up
Wow. Things are getting lower and lower by the day
definitely a tone of desperation at the convention....

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Felix wrote:you're gonna need it
Me?

I'm not voting for Romney.


Felix wrote:it's not racist.....it's just fucking stupid
there is a myriad of hyperbole Mcconnel could have chosen, yet he chose golf?????
Barry's golf excess is emblematic of his lack of seriousness as a President.


Every Presidency has a crisis of some sort which crashes through the front door of the country.

This one's is surely the debt crisis.

Barry's complete indifference toward even beginning to touch the problem is such an overwhelming *FAIL* that it is defies description.
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You do know that he was named after Ayn Rand, right? That he was raised by a weird old loony who actually insists we disband the EPA? And that Ayn Rand's idiotic tracts have as much validity as a junk bond?

The entire currently hijacked GOP entity is a frightwig freak show of robots and morons. And..your ONLY squalling, squealing, squabbling gibberish is that you really don't like the mysterious president who was duly elected? How'd you like Condi's spiraled descent into meaningless platitudes? How about Fat Boy's fantasy rant? He likes pretending he's not a freak. Ready for Rubio? How about Ann? Wasn't she splendid in her prison-orange robot suit?
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L TARD wrote:How about Fat Boy's fantasy rant?
Lard Ass's keynote SUCKED.
Just awful.

Far too much fat energy spent talking about himself and New Jersey.
Not enough focus on Barry's failings and Romney's ability to move things forward.


On the other hand, Paul Ryan's speech was VERY good.
Very effective.

Kudos to him.
He did what a vp candidate is supposed to do... and then some.

Looking foward to watching him eviscerate the current joke of a vp in the debates.
Good times.
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As usual, slopfart, you've got it backwards, or at least sideways. Of course Fat Boy's bluster was a joke, and Condi's weird spray rather scary in a menopausal professional virgin war-mongering kind of way, and Ann's performance a testament to modern robotics. But of course the most egregious abuse of a podium occurred during the address of Ryan, where his utter abdication of reality and facts came into bloom for all to see. This guy gives twisted extremists a bad name. Rand Paul must be wondering..."am I to the left of this guy?" as he wanders off to reread John Galt's totally fake speech.

Okay, congressman Ryan, you're next...
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Clint Eastwood.

Embarrassment.


The only fitting aspect to that debacle was placing a vacant chair up there to match the essentially vacant podium.
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No, you're an embarrassment, Clint's a disgrace. Are you really alive?..I mean as far as panting for Paul Ryan to nut in your dream? You make Sen Widestance look like a prince.


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Every time I see F, you see K. I thought Clint was great. Just what I expected. Old grisly tough guy talking to us at the dinner table.

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Was soon to be POTUS a lawyer or a business man? I love it how lawyers and doctors practice their trade. Teachers on the other hand might have a semester of practice teaching then they go to work.

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Wolfman wrote:I love it how lawyers and doctors practice their trade. Teachers on the other hand might have a semester of practice teaching then they go to work.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
RACK that.

Such irony. I never heard that joke before.
I guess lawyers and doctors are just never really good enough.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Main Entry: 1prac·tice Pronunciation Guide
Variant(s): or prac·tise \prakts\
Function: verb

3 : to exercise or pursue an employment or profession (as medicine or law) actively.

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