another Romney lie

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:22 pm

Then this will be the fourth presidential election in a row that the Republicans have run a candidate that is unfit to hold the office. Even if they lose, they’ll still be batting .500.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:08 pm

A better question is, if this was so important to Obama, why'd he wait until now to correct this? I submit to you that it is Obama frantically attempting to misdirect the attention of the voting public from the unmitigated disaster that is our economy under his reign, err, rule. For the Left's Messiah, he sure hasn't produced many miracles in that department.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:22 pm

When was that last time you witnessed a miracle?

For me, the last true miracle I witnessed (and it was on TV) was in 1980 at Lake Placid.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:15 pm

Sadly it seems that all the chemicals pumped into Jsc's wracked body are having a deleterious effect on his thought processes. He'll be better after November 6th.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:17 pm

88 wrote: but to the victors go the spoils, unless the victors are Democrats, in which case it is time to file lawsuits).

So what you're saying is that when the Democrats are able legitimately to pass laws because they are in the majority, then the Republicans just file lawsuits?

Or is it that you're trying to deny the military their right to patronize Chick-Fil-A on Sundays?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:17 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Obama wants all eligible Ohio voters, including servicemen and women, to have the same ability to vote, yet Romney says that means Obama is trying to "undermine" the troops' ability to vote. Absolutely disgusting.

Just keep going, Mr. President. The more your opponent talks, the more he demonstrates that he is completely unfit to be our Commander-in-Chief.

Sucking the liberal cock all the way down pretty early in the week. Looking forward to not reading your liberal pussy bleedings this week. Tolerance mother fucker, tolerance.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:19 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Indeed I will, wolfman, indeed I will.

That is his date with the shower rod, when the conservative, reasonable people start to take back this government from the socialist sons of bitch's that have fucked it up worse than before in the last 4 years.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:21 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
The point is that Romney mischaracterized and lied about the nature of the suit.

I thought Romney was a Republican ?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:31 pm

He's a politician. Don't act so shocked.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:15 pm

88 is completely right here. It is an Ohio issue, which has been dealt with by Ohioans. Anyone that can not understand why overseas servicemembers should not be extended this courtesy is a fukking dumb ass. Of course Obama will be happy to take either solution, be it reinstating 3 day voting to all or denying it to a group that will vote against him.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:36 pm

No surprise to see gaysc fistfucking himself with some stupid bullshit. What a fucking tool.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:39 pm

Pointing out lies of politicians, whether perceived or real is like counting ones heartbeats.

But this seems to be more of the Obama campaign doing anything it can to get us to look away from the economy. However, the word of Lefty James Carville apparently no longer apply, it's the economy stupid. Clearly that only applies when the left is the challenger not the incumbent.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:52 pm

Jsc wrote:Just keep going, Mr. President. The more your opponent talks, the more he demonstrates that he is completely unfit to be our Commander-in-Chief.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:58 pm

pop, you do realize how easy it would be to make that same point—and far more accurately—simply by substituting a Bible for that screen shot of Obama...right?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:02 pm

I'm a sheep for the real thing.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:37 pm

Not sure what this is all about. When I was deployed overseas, I think we were allowed to send our ballots in early. Many times we'd be flying missions and even had to land in foreign countries for over night trips.

I remember being in Adak, AK and we filled our ballots and then were gone for a week. No idea why this is now an issue so close to the election for a bought off clueless monkey or a bought off idiot monkey.

My guess is Odowngrade is going to win the election because this country pumps out welfare moms that like their free hand outs. Also, we have a horrible anti-social younger population that only know how to play video games, get tats, smoke weed yet know how to work all the apps on their cell phones. We're fucked.

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:30 am

Why did Obama wait to file suit?

Hmm since you obviously have no grasp in reality let me try to help you out with that.

the law had to be passed, signed, and put into effect before it could be3 objected to. The GOP/teabagger minions in the Ohio state house pushed this bill late in the session to try to hide it under a bunch of other legislation. Once the wording of the bill was parced out, it was discovered, that the bill cut off early voting for ALL Ohio citizens except for active duty military. Why? Because 80% of early voting in the last Presidential cycle went to Obama (including overseas active duty personnel). They gave this as a gift to Romney because they knew the DNC would object but the RNC could still couch this (lamely) as someone trying to end military absentee voting. A flat out lie and they know it. I'd suggest taking your head out of your ass, but I have a feeling that its the only helmet your soft head will ever have.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:50 am

BetterThanYou wrote:the law had to be passed, signed, and put into effect before it could be3 objected to.

That happened a year ago, you brainless, cock huffing dipshit.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:50 am

"And they're off...."

Now, those of you who had "brainless, cock huffing dipshit" in the Mvscal's Opening Salvo To The Noob pool, please form an orderly line at the cashier's window. I know there are a lot of you, but please, no pushing and shoving.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:01 am

When is Dinsdale going to chime in with spelling/grammar smack?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:17 am

BetterThanYou wrote: The GOP/teabagger minions in the Ohio state house pushed this bill late in the session to try to hide it under a bunch of other legislation. Once the wording of the bill was parced out, it was discovered, that the bill cut off early voting for ALL Ohio citizens except for active duty military. Why? Because 80% of early voting in the last Presidential cycle went to Obama (including overseas active duty personnel). They gave this as a gift to Romney because they knew the DNC would object but the RNC could still couch this (lamely) as someone trying to end military absentee voting.

This is a fucking lie, too. Nothing was hidden and the vote was unanimous. 92-0 in the House and 29-0 in the Senate so go fuck yourself, you lying shitbag.

http://www.lsc.state.oh.us/analyses129/11-hb224-129.pdf

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:18 am

mvscal wrote:That happened a year ago, you brainless, cock huffing dipshit.

Aw, hey buddy, you should probably know from the outset, I don't usually talk to guy who hang around men's room stalls hoping for a taste of what's left in the bowls. But if that's your opening gambit to an argument, you've lost it already. Name calling if for kids in kindergarten. After that you should be able to use your words more effectively.

Here's a suggestion to reduce your anger level though. Next time you sit on the barbell shaped butt plug, at least use a little spit if not some crisco. It will make you smile more as you slide up and down on it while you try to make a point. Your teen daughter probably has a kid of two in 5th grade, draw pictures of what you want to say and they can add the words for you.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:21 am

Good job topping off your initial offering of easily disproven lies and bullshit with an IKYABWAI. Your ass is already kicked, feeb.

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:29 am

mvscal wrote:Good job topping off your initial offering of easily disproven lies and bullshit with an IKYABWAI. Your ass is already kicked, feeb.

This is going to be great fun. I see you setting your own hair on fire in an effort to always be right. I'm pretty sure you're self destructing from a single post. How nice of you to put on the full cretin for me right off. Did you learn that response bending over for every Republican on the block? Or the family dogs?

Now if you're interested in a little truth, just quoting what you heard on FAUX news net and Glenn Beck, Try watching a little PBS News Hour or BBCAmerica. I say watch because I'm assuming from your word choices reading without making your lips chapped is rough for you.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:34 am

I quoted the Ohio Legislative Service Commission and provided a link to the source, fucktard. You, on the other hand, are just talking out your ass.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:38 am

88 wrote:Now you can say that the Ohio legislature's decision to alter the early voting rules from how it was done in the past was partisan (I would be shocked to find out it wasn't - but to the victors go the spoils, unless the victors are Democrats, in which case it is time to file lawsuits).

Actually it wasn't partisan. The vote was unanimous.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:53 am

BetterThanYou (BTY from now on, for brevity's sake), if I may, please allow me to offer just a few gentle words of advice. See, we were all NOOBs once, and I would hate to see you get off on the wrong foot here.

Anyhoo...

For starters, mvscal is not pulling his hair out in these responses. That is his regular posting style, and he was about as calm as a really calm fucking sea in his retorts to you...relatively speaking. He will add a "...you <three-part insult usually involving a disturbing combination of vivid homoeroticism and wildly disparaging observations regarding your lack of intelligence>" to nearly every riposte whenever he's in pitbull-attacking-a-tire mode.

That's just who he is and what he does. He's our friendly neighborhood welcoming party. Think of him as the sweet little MILF who comes by with a freshly baked pie and massive cleavage on show, only as you're imagining this make sure to include Harvey Keitel's potty mouth from Pulp Fiction.

Do not, however, assume that just because he constantly tosses out pithy little bon mots regarding your sexuality, your family lineage, your breath, etc., that he's merely a tantrum-addled miscreant with nothing else to offer. Tread lightly, and pack a lunch.

Towards that same end, allow me to explain to you the hoary concept of "IKYABWAI." See, that stands for 'I know you are, but what am I?' This is the favored card to pull by the Kansas City contingent here, and it bespeaks an utter lack of mental agility. It's the lowest of the low in that it denigrates only its user, not its target.

You have already committed this first-degree felony o' smack twice now, and it must cease forthwith lest you pigeonhole yourself as a wholly irredeemable, worthless 'tard. In other words, do what you need to do, but never pull that shit again.

See the ball...hit the ball. Be the ball, yet don't be a piñata.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:54 am

BetterThanYou wrote:Your teen daughter probably has a kid of two in 5th grade, draw pictures of what you want to say and they can add the words for you.

I take it back.

No way Van or his worst troll would fuck up a post this bad.

You won't last long at this rate.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:02 am

Yeah, right, Wags, because the two things I'm most well known for here are fucking up posts and trolling?

Dude, just quit before you embarrass yourself any further. That dog will never hunt.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:02 am

is this "smack"? do we do this here?

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:02 am

Atomic Punk wrote:When is Dinsdale going to chime in with spelling/grammar smack?

ain't nobody dope as Dins
he's just so versatile

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:05 am

lovebuzz wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:When is Dinsdale going to chime in with spelling/grammar smack?
ain't nobody dope as Dins
he's just so versatile

exactly. he can do the following posts:
1) I am awesome
2) you people suck

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:06 am

BetterThanYou wrote:Name calling if for kids in kindergarten.

Next time you sit on the barbell shaped butt plug, at least use a little spit if not some crisco. It will make you smile more as you slide up and down on it while you try to make a point. Your teen daughter probably has a kid of two in 5th grade, draw pictures of what you want to say and they can add the words for you.

New IP for that Stucknut poster that was run off this board a few years ago? Sounds just like him with his posting style. I think he was in the Smackoff back then and I believe Jay in Phoenix, Mgbl0w, DC Smackmaster or Mace destroyed him. Is this a real newbie? I recognize the style after watching a few posts.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:09 am

Van wrote:Yeah, right, Wags, because the two things I'm most well known for here are fucking up posts and trolling?

Dude, just quit before you embarrass yourself any further. That dog will never hunt.

I already took it back. If you're going to be the self appointed welcoming committee of one, do try to keep up.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:18 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Sounds just like him with his posting style.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

I think you should ask PSUFAN for confirmation. Have him check the IPs. Run in it through the Google Analyzer. Maybe do a full background check on this dude... complete with purchasing habits and whatsuch. After that, you can send it to your offshore team for a 2nd look.

You are totally on to something here, though. Keep us posted with any new and amazing thoughts you may have on this fascinating topic.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:18 am

AP, what is it with your obsession for needing to know/try to figure out who's behind every troll?

Fwiw, these noobs aren't trolls. They've never posted on any of the usual boards. You have not seen them before.

Let it go.

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:38 am

[quote="Van"

You have already committed this first-degree felony o' smack twice now, and it must cease forthwith lest you pigeonhole yourself as a wholly irredeemable, worthless 'tard. In other words, do what you need to do, but never pull that shit again.

See the ball...hit the ball. Be the ball, yet don't be a piñata.[/quote]

So let's see- you didn't like my post or it hurt someone's tiny feelings. Cool then that means you're paying attention.

However, if you're going to try to personally direct my posts to your own liking, you may want to do so with asbestos gloves on. If your friend doesn't like to be replied to in that way, he;d best reply as an adult with a point and direction and not just a foul mouthed swagger. I see that and read, tiny package, tiny mind. If you got a point to make, make it and move on. The histrionics and name calling are beneath adults, but hey, if he's used to communicating that way I don't come to the fight unarmed.

Anyway, I was unaware that you are the arbiter here of what is and isn't permissible. I'll make my best efforts to make everything I say and do here up to your standards only... Or I can tell you to go to hell.

Tell me, do always greet new people in a way that, or is control freak something new you're trying out? Got an issue with me personally? Send me a message privately otherwise, let people fight their own battles.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:46 am

Just trying to help a friend-of-a-friend NOOB avoid stepping on his dick, is all. But by all means, if you truly think "I know you are, but what am I?" smack is the zenith of brilliant repartee and solid evidence that you arrive to this conflict well armed, hey, knock yourself out.

I'm sure things will go swimmingly for you.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:47 am

BetterThanYou wrote:I see ... tiny package

Irie Lagos troll.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:55 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
BetterThanYou wrote:I see ... tiny package
Irie Lagos troll.

i always wondered what happened to IL.
googled.

http://stash.norml.org/roger-christies- ... by-the-dea

jail. whole lot of jail.