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Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:31 pm
by DC Smackmaster
Killing time at Reddit and saw that Jess did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) there.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g ... se_heiman/
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 7:07 pm
by Van
Kind of amazing in a myopia-taken-to-the-Nth-degree way that Jess considers himself and Jonah Hill to be "Hollywood rivals."
I read that and was just... :blink...blink:
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:20 pm
by mvscal
Nobody cares.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:22 pm
by DC Smackmaster
Thank you, Press Secretary mvscal.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 1:52 am
by Mikey
Hmmm....30s...looks like 12.
I wish I looked like 32.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 2:20 am
by War Wagon
mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.
Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?
Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 2:56 am
by missjo
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 3:43 am
by pron
Rack Jess.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:44 am
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote:
I hope to god he lucked out with her.
That was hilarious. She's, needless to say, hot.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 3:23 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.
Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?
Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Andy Warhol wrote:In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 4:53 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber wrote:War Wagon wrote:mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.
Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?
Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Andy Warhol wrote:In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 5:02 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
C'mon...It's Wags...he's a good guy, so I usually cut him some slack.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Wow - Jess turned 34 today! Yeah - we're all getting old as fuck. Just not (thank god) as old as Goober.
Hey tubby, considering your weight, your calorie intake and your diabetes, it’s not likely you’ll ever have to worry about seeing
your 59th birthday.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 7:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roach wrote:Martyred wrote:
So Marty, is that your main carry piece, or your back up gun?
Same story as his girlfriend. Just a picture he found on the internet.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:40 pm
by Screw_Michigan
So who's the babe with Jess?
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:03 am
by pron
That would be the lovely and talented
Heather Rae Young, the Playboy Playmate of the Month for February 2010.
Rules.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:12 am
by Moby Dick
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:18 am
by Van
"...best wishes from me and myself..."
:?
Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:31 am
by Moby Dick
Van wrote:"...best wishes from me and myself..."
:?
Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
2nd
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 1:09 pm
by Smackie Chan
Van wrote:I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it.
And yet you incongruously thought the good doctor from the great white north pronounced his name "Feebs."
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:49 pm
by Van
Well, yes and no. 'Heiman' is normally pronounced 'Hi-man,' so I'm fine there, but I suppose I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
Van wrote:I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
You should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fucking communist'.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 7:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:16 am
by jtr
Van wrote:"...best wishes from me and myself..."
:?
Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
Well plus she's got a British accent.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:23 am
by PSUFAN
Rack you and all, jtr...now go press your junk into a Cuisinart.