A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:15 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Hey gang,
Feel free to use this thread like the dirty whore that it is and post your random thoughts, funnay pictures, youtube vids or any other TROTS worthy submissions.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:40 pm
by R-Jack
Not every person who likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head is a tool, but every tool likes to flip their sunglasses to the back of their head.
Not every person who wears cargo shorts is a tool, but every tool digs cargo shorts.
Not every person who likes cufflinks is gay...................
Nevermind. Every person who likes cufflinks is gay.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:59 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I agree with all of that.
I don't get why some people park right next to you in an empty parking lot. That really grinds my gears.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
That was almost good, but it was missing reading your shit threads.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:29 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Well, that wasn't very nice.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:38 pm
by Mikey
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I agree with all of that.
I don't get why some people park right next to you in an empty parking lot. That really grinds my gears.
The other day I parked at the empty end of a parking lot, right in front of a guy in a convertible Mustang who had the top down and a phone on his ear, and proceded to eat a huge sloppy burger.
The guy sat there for about a minute and then drove off.
WTF. It was the nicest shady spot in the lot.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:48 pm
by Atomic Punk
Watch this video and then substitute "Shit trolls" for "Fish heads" and it may be amusing.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:55 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Holy crap -- an AP post.
Everyone pound a liter of vodka...
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:47 am
by Dinsdale
Hmmmmm, random thoughts...
AP is a fucking tool.
Wait, that's not "random" -- more like "universal."
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:55 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
America's favorite nanny state is back at it again:
While browsing that, I came across another, and I was going to post pics... but just open the link, at the risk of hijacking this away from a shit-thread.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:08 am
by Ken
Dinsdale wrote:While browsing that, I came across another, and I was going to post pics... but just open the link, at the risk of hijacking this away from a shit-thread.
Excellent.
Oh wait... I have another random thought....
AP is a tool.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:15 am
by Dinsdale
Again, I apologize (although we generally don't do that here), since that dirty whore warrants her own thread.
And again, AP is a tool.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:17 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I'm just stopping by to say AP is a tool.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:22 am
by Dinsdale
Tha Ysania Agurcia skeeze, who I've never heard of before, is crazy hella. She's so hot, I'd lick her butthole in front of my parents. I'd fuck her dead grandfather if her snizz was the endgame.
And AP... tool.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:36 am
by Atomic Punk
If I moved to Kansas City I would say Kengina is a gash that couldn't get laid in a morgue.
BTW, AP is a tool.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:41 am
by Ken
Atomic Punk wrote:If I moved to Kansas City I would say Kengina is a gash that couldn't get laid in a morgue.
BTW, AP is a tool.
I'm pretty sure that it doesn't matter where the fuck you live to contrive a comment as nonsensical as that.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:42 am
by R-Jack
Not everyone who likes Red Bull & vodka is a tool, but AP is a tool.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:06 am
by Bizzarofelice
zyclone wrote:
Me and my boy who is an MMA trainer were hanging with Brock Lesnar and Joe Rogan on his yacht and these chicks below and we all got dog tattoos on our butts.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:31 am
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:Not everyone who likes Red Bull & vodka is a tool, but AP is a tool.
Anyone that would pollute good vodka with that swill is almost certainly a tool. At a minimum, they have no taste buds.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:27 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
smackaholic wrote:Anyone that would pollute good vodka with that swill is almost certainly a tool.
How many alcoholics do you know that buy top shelf booze? I am sure the low-grade shit AP consumes has potato flloaties due to a shoddy distillation process. $2.99 for a quart.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:05 pm
by smackaholic
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Anyone that would pollute good vodka with that swill is almost certainly a tool.
How many alcoholics do you know that buy top shelf booze? I am sure the low-grade shit AP consumes has potato flloaties due to a shoddy distillation process. $2.99 for a quart.
good point. and the high levels of caffeine prolly help keep the neurons firing long enough to down an extra quart or two.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:07 pm
by smackaholic
Roach wrote:
mr snake gets bonus points for using what looks to be a hangman's noose.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:10 pm
by BSmack
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
BTW, AP's girlfriend wrote to Dan Savage last week. She signed it "Created A Monster".
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:02 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I'm concerned Van might be dead.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:07 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm concerned Van might be dead.
I'll go halves on a Ouija board with you, but we contact Screwey first, okay?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:24 pm
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm concerned Van might be dead.
I'll go halves on a Ouija board with you, but we contact Screwey first, okay?
Why don't you contact the front grill of a Peterbilt going about 70?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:26 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Did you have a spoiled can of bacon for breakfast this morning, you fucking snore-inducing dipshit?
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:31 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Hey! Whoa!!
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey! Whoa!!
That's right. You heard me.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the Igloo.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:31 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wendy's needs to bring back the Superbar. That shit was DOPE.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:31 am
by Carson
I just ripped a really nasty fart.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:10 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wendy's needs to bring back the Superbar. That shit was DOPE.
Bwaha! For real, my boss asked about the Wendy's old salad bar at work today. My co-worker expensed a $10 lunch from Wendy's and he goes "how the hell did you spend $10 at Wendy's? They don't have to salad bars anymore do they? I could see that being around $10 with a drink."
No shit. Must have been a 4/20 thing.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:30 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm not a big fast food guy (unless it comes wrapped in a hand made tortilla), but Wendy's salad bar (or super bar) was infinitely doable when stoned.
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:42 pm
by smackaholic
Dinsdale wrote:I'm not a big fast food guy (unless it comes wrapped in a hand made tortilla), but Wendy's salad bar (or super bar) was infinitely doable when stoned.
What isn't infinitely doable when stoned?
I remember when Wendy's came out with that bar, must have been around 1989-90. I'd skip breakfast on a saturday, roll in there around 1 or 2 in the afternoon and proceed to eat my body weight in grub. Mostly from the messican and italian sections. I suspect others did the same so they had to discontinue it.
