A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:37 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:WTF is that he's wearing in place of pants?

A hoodie. For real.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:48 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Roach wrote:Moving away from giant testicles . . .

From the look in their eyes, I'd say Hoyt surely nailed young little Linda. And he could do a lot with three chords too.

From that to:

She was jack material in the 70's. Now she's just vomit material.

That's pretty funny coming from a guy who outweighs her by a couple hundred pounds.

I saw her live in 1971.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:36 pm

Did you keep your receipt for those jokes, Scott?

Well...maybe you can still get a store credit.

White Cock · Post by **White Cock** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:42 pm

KC Scott wrote:and one for MVS

What do bikes and blacks have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off.

What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?

The snow tires stop singing when the chains come off.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:46 pm

Roach wrote:Thursday night I'll be stepping out of the way back machine and seeing these guys in concert here in Salt Lake . . .

how was that gig ? i saw them awhile back, wanted to be impressed but ended up rather sleepy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:10 pm

The backstory:

A year later, debris from the tsunami in Japan is starting to wash up on the beach in impressive quantities. The largest thing so far is this:

It's in a populated, touristy area.

So, as I was making my monsterous roadie for work this week (started with a 1.5 hour drive to the coast to do all of 4 hours of work, then jumped in the truck and headed 6 hours south and inland to finish the week). As we started heading south down to Newport, where we decided to feast on Izzy's slightly-above-average buffet, and their awesome beach view from atop a bluff, we were treated to their readerboard as we pulled in:

My coworker has a touch of Japanese heritage to him -- he was particularly amused.

Fuck them -- they litter our pristine beaches with their trash and invasive species, we bust out the ethnic slurs... let's call it even.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:17 pm

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:34 am

French Triumph!

Kick the mascot's @ss!

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:21 pm

lock it down, judy.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:06 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:18 am

World's Fattest Woman Losing Weight With Marathon Sex Sessions

I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around

:o

Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions.

And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu ... -sessions/

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:17 am

The only paydirt that dude's cock is hitting is when he's rubbing up against a cupcake that wildebeest put in one her rolls for safekeeping. That pig's belly is a living/breathing chastity belt. Holy fuck.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:20 am

No wonder Coogs' has neglected T1B Radio...

Priorities...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:04 pm

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:56 pm

I removed it and shouldn't have posted it

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:21 am

in case you haven't seen/heard this before and to offset the above gore (baby seal being clubbed to death) that may offend some of you degenerates.

she sings like an angel, is smoking hot, drives like a man, and blows the kazoo in a most adorable way. certified girlbomb. deeecent band behind her too.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:28 am

Toddowen wrote:WAR DVR and not having to pull an Irie Lagos and inject meth to watch it ALL {including my dealers shit sludged cack reaming my moaning wife} for the next 96 hours.

This is what you miss when you don't check out the Golf Forum.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:20 pm

An electronic billboard in Caldwell, Idaho that compares President Obama to James Holmes, the 24-year-old man accused of killing 12 people in an Aurora, Colo., movie theater on July 20, has sparked outrage in the community, reports The Idaho Statesman.

The giant sign on Franklin Road and North 21st Avenue features a photo of Holmes with the words, "Kills 12 in a movie theater with assault rifle, everyone freaks out," written under his picture, juxtaposed to a photo of Obama with the words, "Kills thousands with foreign policy, wins Nobel Peace Prize," written below.

The billboard often features anti-Obama messages, and is sponsored by The Ralph Smeed Foundation, the supporters of the late activist for libertarian causes in Idaho. Foundation member and former state lawmaker Maurice Clements, told The Idaho Statesman the billboard is a response to Obama's 'broken promise' to bring home the troops.

"We’re all outraged over that killing in Aurora, Colo., but we’re not outraged over the boys killed in Afghanistan,” Clements explained to the paper, and added that he's not trying to connect Obama to Holmes, he's just comparing the way society reacts. "We’re not saying that Obama is a lunatic,” he said.

Regardless of what the billboard is really comparing, the message is not going over well with the area's residents, who are outraged, calling it "offensive," "abhorrent," and "pathetic," reports NBC News.

"This billboard is offensive to all those lives lost and affected by the shooting," wrote Fabiola G. Monrroy on the Facebook page of KBOI-TV, which first reported the story. "Just pathetic, even if this is their expression of the 1st amendment."

Most of the messages on the TV station's Facebook page echo Monrroy's sentiment, and Canyon County Democratic Party communications director Judy Ferro, told the Idaho Press-Tribune that she believes that even the late Ralph Smeed would object to it. “There’s no factual basis to it at all … it’s just offensive," she explained.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:16 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I think his plan is to keep us there for another 10-15 years, isn't it Goobs?

I don’t really know. Believe it or not, he doesn’t consult with me on these issues.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:45 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I think his plan is to keep us there for another 10-15 years, isn't it Goobs?
I don’t really know. Believe it or not, he doesn’t consult with me on these issues.
Soon - he will. Anybody to pass up advice from Father Time is just a fuckerhead. Tell him to bring the boys back home.

Not a problem. They never should have been sent there in the first place.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:45 pm

lovebuzz wrote:in case you haven't seen/heard this before...

Saw LR do it acapella in her parent's backyard at a party back when I was a kid living in Tucson. That chick is good, but she is no LR.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:15 pm

Find Poptah's wife in this video. I think she's wearing a visor on the disco bus.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:44 pm

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:15 pm

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:55 am

Papa Willie wrote:I just saw Yes. Mother of fuck - it was great.

Going to see 'em Saturday. Did Procol Harum open the show you saw?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:08 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Going to see 'em Saturday. Did Procol Harum open the show you saw?

Nice. That's at the Warner Theater, right? First show I ever saw was Yes in 97 at Van Andel Arena. Unfortunately I was not on qualuudes.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:34 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Going to see 'em Saturday. Did Procol Harum open the show you saw?
Nice. That's at the Warner Theater, right? First show I ever saw was Yes in 97 at Van Andel Arena. Unfortunately I was not on qualuudes.

Yeah, at The Warner. Only been there once before, and not for a concert but for a stand-up comedian. Should be pretty cool.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:25 am

Papa Willie wrote:You're about 5 years behind the curve on that one, youngster.

Ha. Guy who just saw a fucking Yes concert is bagging on me for rehashing something old.

Seriously, I didn't realize those fucks were still alive. Props on playing 14 minute songs with arthritic fingers.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:44 am

I don't imagine that Jon Andersons' voice is what it once was, but alive or dead, nobody can dispute that they have an epic body of work.

Probably my favorite, it's a tough call.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:01 pm

War Wagon wrote:I don't imagine that Jon Andersons' voice is what it once was

He's not their singer anymore. Jon Davison is.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:36 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Keyboard Solo

Come the fuck on!

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:38 pm

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:51 pm

I'm with Mgo there. Unless it's a classical piece involving a real acoustic piano, I don't need to hear any keyboard solos. They always sound like pure filler to me, especially in the context of rock music. Even in some rollicking roadhouse blues song where a piano solo seems more natural I just want dude to finish it and get back to the song...and please, no damn harmonica solos either.

John Popper? Killer player. Now go busque on a street corner with that Shakey's On Meth shit.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:12 pm

Van wrote:John Popper? Killer player.

John Popper is for me what Chris Christie is for trev. I thought you should know.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:37 pm

And equally handsome.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:48 pm

i beg to differ, Hoss. his mouth. his sweet, sweet mouth. (nice hands too.)

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:41 pm

I'm sure trev can come up with some similar specific physical attribute of Christie that she finds attractive. Regardless, get these guys naked and they're both going to resemble a slothy avalanche of gelatinous half-dead flesh.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:55 pm

Van wrote:no damn harmonica solos either

Not a big Magic Dick fan, uh?

/s/

Irie

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:20 pm

Van wrote:I'm sure trev can come up with some similar specific physical attribute of Christie that she finds attractive. Regardless, get these guys naked and they're both going to resemble a slothy avalanche of gelatinous half-dead flesh.

I will fight you, Van.

and win.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:31 pm

I'm a gentleman that way.