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Is that Bobby Bowden... or did you get your forums mixed up again ?

Sudden Sam wrote: This is college football-related.

Ok, don't keep us in suspense.

Witnesses describe hearing the following:

wooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....................Skid. Crash.

Road rash on one's face simply has to be the surest proof of idiotic vanity well rewarded.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... -passenger

Petrino didn't mention the 25-year old female with him when he crashed...


http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_268750/conten ... d=oqYanFCi



Hmmmm....

I'd say he's fired by the end of the weekend.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit.

Is that from the wreck or from his wife?

Python wrote:

Is that from the wreck or from his wife?

Tiger Woods would probably know.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit.

This ^^^^^^

Karma.

Goober McTuber wrote:Karma.

Pretty much. Rule #1: You can't bang subordinates.

dear parents who sent their kids to arkansas to play for petrino,

didn't all the other recruiters tell you this would happen? seriously what is wrong with you?

Sam, you need to back out of this thread.

Bama let Dumbose keep his job after banging his secretary but fired Price over the stripper encounter before coaching a game.

It's all about the W-L ratio. Being a Bear Boy helped, too.

RACK the wytches...

Sudden Sam wrote:

Papa Willie wrote: If he walked into my room here, and I had a 12 gauge, I would put a hole in him. I think it would almost be worth spending the rest of my life in jail to see that fucker die.

Well - maybe I sort of didn't mean that, but I sure hate that fucker.

I understand you Falcons fans aren't fond of the man. Did he pull some kinda shitty move on y'all or something?

He must have fucked one of their secretaries.

Fin.

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Fin.

Yup, see it on Yahoo's front page...that didn't take long.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ources-say

Bwaha, nice job you fucking idiot.

Looking forward to the riots in Fayetteville.

Press conference... live feed... 5:15 pacific.


http://nwahomepage.com/



Oh, and this is an interesting read.


http://deadspin.com/5900803/?



Bwahahaha

In the grand scheme it doesn't matter if Petrino drove his bike off the road because of the sun and wind, or a chupacabra dashing in front of him, or some over-the-pants hand action from his passenger. But Petrino has lied about plenty so far. We wouldn't put it past him to lie about the very positioning of the earth itself.

congrats to all the recruits who chose fayetteville over the Aggies, Horns, Mizzou, Oklahoma, LSU and Tenn.


WE TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

M2 wrote:Oh, and this is an interesting read.


http://deadspin.com/5900803/?

No shit. When I first read "sun and wind" caused him to crash, I rolled my eyes. Now that I see the road he was on and the bike he was riding, jeez, Bobby, just shut the fuck up. Wind simply has no effect on a long, low, non-faired Harley, not unless you're talking 50mph crosswinds. Sun? Okay, maybe, if it was hanging directly over the road. If that report is true? No chance.

Who the fuck knows how that retard managed to dump it while slowly putzing along on what was basically a treeline-enclosed straightaway, but it sure as hell wasn't due to sun and wind.

Most of the time in cases like this alcohol is the culprit. Since there has been no mention of DUI, I guess we can rule that out. Then again, they did say that the cop who was called to come get him was his "protector," whatever that means.

Cover-up? Very possibly.

Well, cheating on your wife with an employee isn't against the law, nor is accidentally crashing your motorcycle while driving soberly within the speed limit, so I can't see any reason he would ever do any jailtime over this.

Sorry Spray, but unless he gets another job in the SEC that requires recruiting, he ain't going to see the inside of any prison.

after scuffling in hoops for years Ark finally ponied up for Mike Anderson (though it was a bit of a back to the past nostalgia hire since MA was a Nolan Richardson guy) ....be interesting to see how they step up here. Petrino, despite or because of being a scumbag did have the first real success at Arkie in while. Houston Nutt had a couple Cotton Bowl teams maybe but not legit type top 10 teams.

His motorcycling abilities and ability to coach an NFL team have something in common -- a propensity for doing faceplants.

Coming soon... Bobby Petrino nude photos



Oh, no !!!


https://twitter.com/#!/ClayTravisBGID/s ... 5909594113

http://news.yahoo.com/petrino-mistress- ... --spt.html

4700 texts and 300+ phone calls over the past 7 months.

M2 wrote:Coming soon... Bobby Petrino nude photos

Well, at least now you have something to look forward to,

I'll RACK Petrino for apparently sending some 200+ texts to this chick

Sudden Sam wrote:Yesterday, whilst doing some traveling, radio rumor mill said that Petrino was beaten up by the 25 year old's fiance and that the motorcycle wreck was staged to cover his injuries. Makes some sense 'cause there's never been any mention of her injuries from the wreck.

Yeah, but getting your ass kicked doesn't usually result in facial road rash, usually just black eyes and shit.

Probably sucks to be this guy:

Petrino, who was fired on Tuesday, sent several apologetic text messages during his suspension to UA athletics director Jeff Long, senior associate athletics director Chris Wyrick and UA athletics compliance director Jon Fagg.

Sudden Sam wrote: Petrino was beaten up by the 25 year old's fiance

The marriage is still on. Her brother forgave her.

MuchoBulls wrote:I'll RACK Petrino for apparently sending some 200+ texts to this chick

Meh. Doesn't really seem worth losing everything over serial-sexting some skanks.

Sudden Sam wrote:Also that he's hooked up with some "Miss Motorcycle Mania" chick. Don't know if that's the girl in the bikini above or not.

That's her