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Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:45 pm
by Tom In VA
I'm going to start my own religion where God requires me to get a handjob from a cute 25 year old brunette every day at 4:20 PM, on Saturdays and Sundays I'm required to get a blow job from a cute 25 year old brunette.
There should be kiosks for this service in every state. If not, I'll cut off peoples heads.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:50 pm
by smackaholic
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:42 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
In every Muslim country I've been a guest in, it is not uncommon for men to wash their feet in a sink.
Why are Americans so anti-hygiene?
:?
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:02 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Roach wrote:But what about pissing in sinks. No body talks about that.
I will have to consult the Holy Koran on that one.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:05 pm
by Cuda
Hasn't anybody thought to
ask the Imam?
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:36 pm
by The Seer
Electrified Muslim Footbaths....I believe it would sell.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:59 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Foot-washing is not a "religious ritual".
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.
You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:01 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:11 pm
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
Canadians = meh
FTFY
You're welcome.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:16 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I hope on the day of the "Great Be-Heading", your bald dome doesn't cast a glare into the eyes of the jihadi that wields Allah's scimitar...
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:40 pm
by Mikey
meh
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:23 pm
by Derron
Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
Canadians = lazy, stupid, ego centric morons eh who are wasting North Americas air.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:36 pm
by The Seer
Martyred wrote:I hope on the day of the "Great Be-Heading", your bald dome doesn't cast a glare into the eyes of the jihadi that wields Allah's scimitar...
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:01 am
by Carson
Martyred wrote:Foot-washing is not a "religious ritual".
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.
You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
Muslims eat with their feet?
Only because they blew their arms off in a bomb assembly room.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:45 am
by mvscal
Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
I laughed.
Sincerely,
Anybody who has spent more than five minutes in any Arab country.
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:25 am
by Dr_Phibes
It's hot over there and they haven't got any water to wash with. Nobody likes being sweaty in the desert
Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:32 pm
by smackaholic
Bare foot dirt eaters need to clean their feet every few hours.
Shoe wearing, not stepping in goat shit every few feet, westerners, not so much.