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I think we have a little business here.

It seems your group of lying cheats can't win in the state of Oregon (6 years or some shit?). A trend that is going to continue.

Must suck that another team is able to offer more money to recruit the hometown stars.

In case you haven't noticed, your QB is a flaming homosexual. Your star reciever is too busy whining about a booboo on his toe to run a route. Your interim coach suffers from mental retardation.

My predictions:

The lack of smog throws the Beach Boys for a loop.

Oregon continues to not give up the deep ball, USC's only legit weapon.

The Quacks win 58-10.

Toejam melts, and points out how many SoCals are on Oregon's roster.

Fuuuuuuuck. Okay...

Dinsdale wrote:I think we have a little business here.

Do we? Must we? Let's not and say that we did.

It seems your group of lying cheats can't win in the state of Oregon (6 years or some shit?). A trend that is going to continue.

Yep. How about we swap Autzen for Corvallis this time? I'm pretty sure we'd finally handle the sheepfuckers in their own house this year. I mean, hell, Sac St managed it, so why not us?

Must suck that another team is able to offer more money to recruit the hometown stars.

Among so many other things that truly suck, yes, that one does too.

In case you haven't noticed, your QB is a flaming homosexual.

Who likely pulls hotter co-ed tail than all your hood rats combined, and will continue to do so upon cashing that first ginormous NFL check. Oh, and he's also one of the few Trojans on offense who would start at Oregon, at least until Kelly decided that nope, we're sticking with the Run & Splooge 'till the SEC goes the way of Atlantis.

Your star reciever is too busy whining about a booboo on his toe to run a route.

True. Between his foot and his separated shoulder (he didn't practice at all this week, including Thursday—don't know about today) he hasn't been the same Robert Woods for a good month now. He was a full-on zombie in the Stanford game.

You guys will likely do what Colorado did, which was to cover him for parts of the first half, or right up until it becomes obvious that he's merely out there as a decoy to free up space for Marquis Lee, the guy you really do need to cover.

Your interim coach suffers from mental retardation.

He even looks like he shits charcoal briquettes. But you know what? As bad as he looks in that gay fucking visor, he still looks less Pedo Golf Teacher than good ol' Chipaholic roaming the opposite sideline...he of the perpetual aneurysm just waiting to happen.

My predictions:

The lack of smog throws the Beach Boys for a loop.

It's not the lack of smog in Autzen, it's the fact that Eugene during a football game is like a rain forest version of an Afghan poppy field four minutes before Black Ops are scheduled to swoop down and abscond with all the party plants.

No wonder USC plays like shit when they're up there. No wonder Oregon's fans and players actually enjoy those bilious clown unis. Everyone's fucking higher than Crispin Glover kneeling before Andy Dick's come-hither prostate.

Oregon continues to not give up the deep ball, USC's only legit weapon.

Actually, that weapon hasn't been worth fuckall ever since Woods went on his permanent period. Of late USC's best offensive weapon has been Curtis McNeal wearing down fools in the second half. Barkley's had to be more of the proverbial "game manager" these past few games, relying more on his TEs and checkdown passes than on anything sustainable deep.

The Quacks win 58-10.

Quacks, 51-24.

Toejam melts, and points out how many SoCals are on Oregon's roster.

While adding that he didn't watch the game since he knew Pat Haden had already sold USC down the river and, ummmm, USC should therefore secede from the Union.

I predict...































Over 100,000 words by both Dinsdale and Van in this thread by game time ... and Van has an average of 10 quotes per post.



Sin,

War and Peace

Fair weather fag.

I predict...



















...that between them UO and USC will lay a 73-24 curbstomping this season on the Lil' Bears That Never Could.

Mdork wrote:I predict...

you will die from bulemia brought on by yet another gay lover's rejection.

Go puke yourself out of our misery.

Gotta do it...

Van wrote:

5 bucks says he's got his other hand on his dick inside the suit.

I wanna get Sam's and Jsc's thoughts on this 'competition.'

Okay, these are easily the best unis Oregon's ever cobbled together.

Oregon, do us a favor. If you should go on to represent the Pac in the BCS title game again, please wear these unis and not one of your disgusting gray/nuclear urine combos.

Oregon wins the game and the snatch competition.

WolverineSteve wrote:and the snatch competition.

Disagree. The Song Girls are always hot AND stacked. Oregon girls got mosquito bites for tits.

Hell of a finish in "The Palouse"...

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/9323 ... state.html


Think an SEC team could play in these conditions ???

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

WolverineSteve wrote:and the snatch competition.

Disagree. The Song Girls are always hot AND stacked. Oregon girls got mosquito bites for tits.

What killed it for me were the panty hose on the cunt doing the push ups.

Musburger "down the middle (the pass was down the left sideline) TOUCHDOWN U-S-A!!!"

Somebody take this old fuck out back and shoot him. Props to Herbie for dealing with two stroked out old bastards every Saturday .

WolverineSteve wrote:What killed it for me were the panty hose on the cunt doing the push ups.

Oh.

I was too busy staring at her ass.

WolverineSteve wrote: and the snatch competition.

Mgo wrote:Disagree. The Song Girls are always hot AND stacked. Oregon girls got mosquito bites for tits.

What killed it for me were the panty hose on the cunt doing the push ups.

They're removable. Or you could just chew your way through them.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

WolverineSteve wrote:What killed it for me were the panty hose on the cunt doing the push ups.

Oh.

I was too busy staring at her ass.

Thought you were a tit man?
You can have the song slits I'll take the duckunts.

WolverineSteve wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

WolverineSteve wrote:What killed it for me were the panty hose on the cunt doing the push ups.

Oh.

I was too busy staring at her ass.

Thought you were a tit man?

This isn't an either/or deal. You really can have both.

Van wrote: This isn't an either/or deal. You really can have both.

Right. Which is why he can have the the SCank who's brewing up a loaf of bread in he Leggs, and I'll take the Nike factory ho with the fresh box.

Fire Chip Kelly. Horrible clock management at the end there. Should played for the TD instead of the FG. I understand up-tempo and all that to keep USC on their heels, but a timeout or two on that drive probably gets you enough plays to punch it in. What a shocking turn of events this weekend.

Kelly got too cute. SC gifted them the ball and the ducks played it too cute, the offense was rolling and suddenly this guys eating the clock like he's leading. Absolute moron.

Nice last drive called by Chippy Kellyheisel.

Go Coogs' wrote:What a shocking turn of events this weekend.

crazy stuff....and it's not over yet (s'up sooners)

Still can't believe that stupid fumble, just when USC was about to salt away the game. It felt like the gods had it in for me.

Fucking barnburner.

Best QB Oregon has seen this year (yeah, I said it).

Oh well. I guess we'll settle for the Granddaddy.

Go PSU -- we have a score to settle. Fuck Kerry Collins.

And now Baylor marches down the field in the blink of an eye to knock out OU. Oh my god. Bwaaaaahahaaaa.

Van wrote:

Top notch

Okie State, OU, Oregon going down and Boise's got to be sitting there kicking wide right of where their ass is supposed to be.

MuchoBulls wrote:

Van wrote:

Top notch

Definitely. The brunette is one of my two or three all-time favorites.

Still, I'm rather partial to this one...



...and not just because she's so gotdamn gorgeous, but also due to her "This is what we just did to Oregon!" pose.

down goes oregon, down goes oklahoma....wtf is going on here

Houston should be playing Kutztown in the MNC game

Dinsdale wrote:I think we have a little business here.

It seems your group of lying cheats can't win in the state of Oregon (6 years or some shit?). A trend that is going to continue.

Must suck that another team is able to offer more money to recruit the hometown stars.

In case you haven't noticed, your QB is a flaming homosexual. Your star reciever is too busy whining about a booboo on his toe to run a route. Your interim coach suffers from mental retardation.

My predictions:

The lack of smog throws the Beach Boys for a loop.

Oregon continues to not give up the deep ball, USC's only legit weapon.

The Quacks win 58-10.

Toejam melts, and points out how many SoCals are on Oregon's roster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PKR6lx79r4

Degenerate wrote:Okie State, OU, Oregon going down and Boise's got to be sitting there kicking wide right of where their ass is supposed to be.

boise is banged up big time, so in some ways I'm kind of relieved....LSU or bama would blow them out of the water

Dinsdale wrote:Fucking barnburner.

Best QB Oregon has seen this year (yeah, I said it).

Oh well. I guess we'll settle for the Granddaddy.

And lose that one AGAIN!!!!
Maybe Phil should invest some of the billions he is spending on out of state players and gay uniforms and develop some in state talent. Do they even play HS football up there or just take the kids straight from Pop Warner and slap a flannel on them and show them how to make the "how many championships oregon has won" sign with their hands while they scream like water heads?

Dinsdale wrote:I think we have a little business here.

It seems your group of lying cheats can't win in the state of Oregon (6 years or some shit?). A trend that is going to continue.

QQMF

BTW Van, when I went to USC, my buddy ended up marrying band director Art Bartner's daughter Debbie. She said they (the song girls) hated when perverts would take pics of them on kicks.

That's too bad. If God didn't want people to take pics of scantily-clad Song Girl pussies, He wouldn't have made them so stick-a-fork-in-your-eye mouthwateringly gorgeous.

If you show them, we will come. And leave the spelling alone, idjits.

Hey I never told Debbie that I agreed with her rant. I just knew not to disagree with her as it was the least path of resistance for me. We all enjoyed looking at them.

WolverineSteve wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

WolverineSteve wrote:What killed it for me were the panty hose on the cunt doing the push ups.

Oh.

I was too busy staring at her ass.

Thought you were a tit man?

You need to choose between the two? :?