caption this

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:53 pm

http://t.co/b1KOFo9 caption this

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:56 pm

jtr wrote:caption this

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:00 pm

Its George W. Bush's fault!!!

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:27 pm

Not exactly a Chipendale, but I see ya working....

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:39 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
jtr wrote:caption this

Okay asshats, I'm the last one that should comment about this... yes I was so fucking hammered when I took that now played-out infamous pic for my now ex that is like that chick from 2 &1/2 Men that always climbed over Charlie Sheen's fence... but anyway...

Hey, no matter how wasted I could get and not remembering taking or sending pics I can tell you fellow morons that no way, sober or not I would wear a tutu and the tights Jessie is wearing. I only know one person here that hasn't admitted he wears them when he "works out alone."

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:01 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm the last one that should comment about this...

probably should have stuck with this thought and this thought alone

l to r: T1B, AP

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:08 pm

Feeldix chimes in. Not a shit troll, but just a shit poster. Get back to work as those cocks don't stroke themselves.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:12 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:

Not exactly a Chipendale, but I see ya working....

Dev dancing shoes music video coming out September 20th it's when I take the world over with tutu annhIlation

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:23 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
jtr wrote:caption this

Oh Fuck!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:30 pm

Pass.

Sin,
KC Scott.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:01 pm

I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:34 pm

what in the fuck is that?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:44 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Feeldix chimes in. Not a shit troll, but just a shit poster. Get back to work as those cocks don't stroke themselves.

don't blame me for your own idiocies.....

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:26 am

You should check my latest pics on Facebook check those babes with me

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:30 am

We could photoshop a pancake on your head, but it looks like someone already 'shopped two to your torso.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:34 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.

In fairness, if jtr acquired muscle tone he'd be forced to look for a real job.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:56 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...muscle tone...

Is this the part where you sit back and say, "Oh man...Marty is sooooo going to crush this one!!!"?

Is that what you think of me? Have I become that predictable?

I'm going to take this long weekend to re-consider a few things. Some soul searching...deep introspection...
Why are we here? Is life merely a dream?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

what in the fuck is that?

When JewfroTheRetard linked us to his slideshow, I'm guessing he didn't intend for us to scroll through it to find that gem.

Of course, he now wants us to focus on this one where these chicks wanted their picture with a stage prop:

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:30 pm

Are you sure he didn't want us to caption this one?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:37 pm

jtr and ucant?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Who the hell would put a pic of themselves in the bathroom mirror online?!

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:16 pm

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:19 pm

Hey, I needs to take my private jet out of here for a bit but when IndyFrisco rolls his Imus shit troll out, nobody laughs.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:20 pm

Big difference, though -- one of them did it out of some weird fetish, the other did it for a paycheck.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:28 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey, I needs to take my private jet out of here for a bit but when IndyFrisco rolls his Imus shit troll out, nobody laughs.

Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister? Make up your mind, Sherlock.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:31 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister? Make up your mind, Sherlock.

He figures if he throws enough jizz at the mirror, eventually some might stick.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Hey, I needs to take my private jet out of here for a bit but when IndyFrisco rolls his Imus shit troll out, nobody laughs.
Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister? Make up your mind, Sherlock.

Yes you fucking idiot. IndyFrisco is the shit troll handler and has to fend for himself for now on. I'm going on a "booze cruise" ala ML@Coyote for awhile so I can't be bothered.

BTW, I apologize to Jess for being a very bad influence. Taking those kind of pics in the mirror generally don't work out so well. I wouldn't know about that.

Hey guess what? I'm making a "list" that Jay, Mace, Luther, Catfish, Artist, ML, and a few others might remember. Interactive as it expands due to global warming... if you get sucked in. Good luck mother fuckers.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:56 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm going on a "booze cruise"

And that would be different from the last 15 years....how?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:58 pm

Imus wrote:

BWAHAH!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:09 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:IndyFrisco is the shit troll handler

IF is SG's sister?

OK, now I'm really confused... no, wait... you're really confused, about so many things...

Trolls

Your gender

The English language

Your ability to "get over"

How many diopolitans is "too many"

The list goes on.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister?

Atomic Punk wrote:Yes you fucking idiot. IndyFrisco is the shit troll handler

Are you capable of making sense...even by accident? Jesus fuck.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:20 pm

If anything, AP is protecting his copyrights.

Another dude taking embarrassing skivvy pics in a bathroom mirror is bad enough, but AP is going to make damn sure he doesn't take the ensuing pile-on.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:10 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.

Actually, Retards are freakishly strong- like chimps. Or so I've beenm told

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:36 am

http://m.youtube.com/?rdm=4p9mbibx4&rel ... iew=videos

840,000 views since Friday! Yahtzee fuckers!

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:45 am

Fuck me running...

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:13 am

"Fat, stupid and shameless is no way to go through life, son."

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:20 pm

Trampis wrote:Fuck me running...

^
about as close to "dancing with the stars" as Jess will get.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:12 am

I'm just gonna g'head and say it...

I think Jess is pretty great. I wish him all the success he can grab.

That is all.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:35 pm

Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.
Actually, Retards are freakishly strong- like chimps. Or so I've beenm told

The freakish strength is reserved for sex acts.

--Moorese