T1B

That's right, it's time for THIS thread. Here we go...

"Smile! It's not that bad!" or any variation on that.

Uttered by some fat, middle aged bitch 99% of the time who compensates for her miserable life by putting on her phony happy face 24/7 and expects YOU to do the same. Don't make assumptions on my mood, you dumb blob. Just because I don't have some stupid grin slapped on my face doesn't mean I'm unhappy. It means I'm normal.

"Tell me how you really feel!"

BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, what a knee slapper! And always accompanied with a smirk and a snicker, like you're being clever. You're not. I just TOLD you how I feel. Just shut the fuck up.

"just sayin'"

have been in school this past week and i think part of the navy's instructor training calls for using this phrase at the end of pretty nearly every sentence.

"LTS TRN 2 wrote:"

Most annoying phrase ever.

"Pray for ___________"

"I'm praying for you."

"Prayers sent."

This new guy my company hired as purchasing manager is constantly telling people "let me just say..."

Let you? I guess you're going to say it anyway, assbreath.

smackaholic wrote:"just sayin'"

have been in school this past week and i think part of the navy's instructor training calls for using this phrase at the end of pretty nearly every sentence.

What about the combo of, "It is what it is...just sayin."

:brad:

pictured: l - r

Sincerely,

The dumb tedious and boring twat --> MGblOw

Truman wrote:"LTS TRN 2 wrote:"

Most annoying phrase ever.

FACT.


"No worries" is starting to age quickly.

I get damn tired of hearing "I'm cold!'

"Honey, have you seen my panties?"

-AP

"You'll need to be lucid for this one."

-AP

Old people: "You missed a spot."

-AP

~clickity clack clack clack~

-AP

Kevnic: "I'm quitting you."

-AP

Rental manager: "You owe us a new mirror."

-AP

"i mean"

"Boots on the ground." A phrase used only by the most frantic choad stranglers.

Soup to nuts. That's some faggy Army term, right?

No not specifically military idiom.

Dollars to donuts

Squared away like a soup sandwich

Like...you know

Tell me you knew

...time for an adult conversation.

Smackie Chan wrote:Squared away like a soup sandwich

It's eight up like a soup sandwich.

mvscal wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:Squared away like a soup sandwich

It's eight up like a soup sandwich.

I've heard that too (and seen it spelled "ate up"), but there was one asshole (now dead) I used to work with who always used the "squared away" version as well a shitload of other trite cliches.

"At this point in time"

Play some Journey.

Smackie Chan wrote:Play some Journey.

Woulda thought you'd greet that request with Open Arms. Probably Wags's suggestion...

uh, no.

Journey was another 80's band that sold out. How in the fuck you go from Wheel in the Sky to Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' is beyond me.

They're coming in concert in September along with Foreigner at Starlight. Wifey can get free 7th row tickets from her employer and I'll probably go just to see Foreigner and then leave before Journey hits the stage.

War Wagon wrote:This new guy my company hired as purchasing manager is constantly telling people "let me just say..."

Or the variation, "I have to say..."

As if there's a gun pointed at your dome.

A bit of Sales 101:

Use of the term, "I'll be honest with you," is patently verboten. Actually had this discussion with a new client recently who shared that he was worn out by the phrase used by reps pitching the virtues of their respective companies. Said he was left with the impression of, "oh, so you've been lying to me all along?" once the offending phrase was proffered. Sharp cat.

"Think outside the box."

My boss is full of trite phrases.

"We were only 5 plays away from getting to the national title game."

^^^^^^^^^^

Lock the thread. That'll rack!

Diego in Seattle wrote:"Think outside the box."

Bingo, and I can't believe it took 27 responses before somebody trotted that one out. Easily the most annoying utterance to ever dribble out of some mouth breathers voice box.

War Wagon wrote:Bingo, and I can't believe it took 27 responses before somebody trotted that one out.

Well, I was going to say that, but I wanted to think outside the box.

Sir, have you been drinking?

Mace wrote:"We were only 5 plays away from getting to the national title game."

RACK

R-Jack wrote:Sir, have you been drinking?

RACK

R-Jack wrote:Sir, have you been drinking?

"I only had a couple, occifer."

It's time to buckle down, put our noses to the grindstone, and get back to basics.

Student-athlete.

He gave 110%
These two teams don't like each other
"Up to" 50% off

Absolutely free

Mano y mano (should be mano a mano)

OCmike wrote:He gave 110%
These two teams don't like each other

Add to these:

"He played within himself."

And, the decade's mantra:

It is what it is....

I'll also add from my boss:

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

Translation: I don't agree, and don't give a shit.