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Been laid off for the past 6 going on 7 mos.
Just wondering if any of the older cats around here know what to do...

I've done the following:
Cleared some of my land
Got real good at Black Ops
Built a shed (C&B w/foundation)
Avoided any and all types of foreclosure
golfed (poorly)
Sold the boat
Watched the new X wife descend into addiction (its actually so sad its funny)
Sent out resumes
applied @ the local grocery for a butcher job


Aside from the "Just put a bullet in your head " retorts.... Just curious what you would all do if you just retired....

I'm not broke, just bored out of my skull....

ADAM wrote: Watched the new X wife descend into addiction (its actually so sad its funny)

Please, tell us more.

You could re-enlist.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

ADAM wrote: Watched the new X wife descend into addiction (its actually so sad its funny)

Please, tell us more.

Funny you should ask about that abortion of a marriage....I actually don't know where or when it started....
She was not a whore (yet)....I grew up in Miami FLA...Cocaine Cowboy days... I'm not stupid...
She's from Indiana and dumber than a box of rocks when it comes to lying....
Money and things started disappearing from the house after a while...

Find a part-time job or become self employed. I started a lawn care business last spring after retiring in December of '09, and substitute teach in the off season. You could start coaching some youth sports teams in your area...if that appeals to you, volunteer for some community programs, or just sit around drinking beer all day and posting on the internet. Whatever trips your trigger.

R-Jack wrote:You could re-enlist.

Not gonna happen....I'm 40 now anyway....

I re-upped when my patriotism was at a zenith of anger & payback.

Mace wrote: just sit around drinking beer all day and posting on the internet. Whatever trips your trigger.

Sounds like a plan.......Nah, thats not going to happen....You all might be stuck with me for scad....

Thanks for the head check Mace...


Now onto my Meth loving X-wife.........

ADAM wrote:Been laid off for the past 6 going on 7 mos.
Just wondering if any of the older cats around here know what to do...

I've done the following:
Cleared some of my land
Got real good at Black Ops
Built a shed (C&B w/foundation)
Avoided any and all types of foreclosure
golfed (poorly)
Sold the boat
Watched the new X wife descend into addiction (its actually so sad its funny)
Sent out resumes
applied @ the local grocery for a butcher job


Aside from the "Just put a bullet in your head " retorts.... Just curious what you would all do if you just retired....

I'm not broke, just bored out of my skull....

Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head?

Bowling bores me...much like you do, And what on gods green earth is that avatar?

Your nic should've been "Douche-wad-trollathon".....

Obviously you don't know who the fuck I am. The name's Cyrus. CYRUS. And I don't give a fuck who you are.

dressed like that I bet you have a girly voice & sweat alot at night....

Become a functional alcoholic and inspire us all.

ADAM wrote:I re-upped when my patriotism was at a zenith of anger & payback.

Is that when you got killed in Afghanistan?

Bucmonkey?

West Central Florida?


WTF....Just say you're in Tampa fool....

Oh, wait you must be a "banga"

mvscal wrote:

ADAM wrote:I re-upped when my patriotism was at a zenith of anger & payback.

Is that when you got killed in Afghanistan?

Suck my Rpubtpt cock mv........Who the fuck said I was dead...

ADAM wrote:Aside from the "Just put a bullet in your head " retorts....

Never take options off the table. Try to keep your portfolio diverse.

ADAM wrote:

mvscal wrote:

ADAM wrote:I re-upped when my patriotism was at a zenith of anger & payback.

Is that when you got killed in Afghanistan?

Suck my Rpubtpt cock mv........Who the fuck said I was dead...

That's right, sorry. It was ECCF who claimed to have been killed in action. Which military fraud were you involved in again? Refresh my memory.

mvscal wrote:Which military fraud were you involved in again? Refresh my memory.

I think he saw action at the battle of Nevar Bin-Dehr.


Oh, the stories he'll tell his grandchildren...

None mv......so go fuck yourself and your bullshit....

Like I'd post any of my info to you or any one else.....

you can piss up a flying rope...........

Oh wait..It's MV, i'll just give him my dd214 specs......
!!!!

I think you've been drinking too much of the funny Kool-Aid....

No, I distinctly remember you lying about your military service. I'm sure some spreadsheeters here have the details.

Call em out then

mvscal wrote:No, I distinctly remember you lying about your military service. I'm sure some spreadsheeters here have the details.

I believe there was either a "RACK me guys! I'm shipping out next week!"...or a..."Hey clones! I'm posting from Afghanistan!"...

I can't quite place the bullshit story in it's original context or time-line...

mvscal wrote:No, I distinctly remember you lying about your military service. I'm sure some spreadsheeters here have the details.

So, you really have no life other than looking for hoodwinks.........

Bring them on.
All you have is a load of gorilla dust and what ifs........

Do volunteer work.

Any number of places. With your credentials as a service member, perhaps at the local VA, chapter of Wounded Warriors, etc...


Good Luck

Tom In VA wrote:With your credentials as a service member...

ADAM wrote: Just wondering if any of the older cats around here know what to do...

If you get the grocery job and the ex comes in, crack open a cereal box spill it on the floor near her and shout to the workers 'This crazy lady has a cereal fetish and is trying to eat all the cereal and she's making a mess' then run off and leave her embarrassed to ^$#&&*

Dr_Phibes wrote:

ADAM wrote: Just wondering if any of the older cats around here know what to do...

If you get the grocery job and the ex comes in, crack open a cereal box spill it on the floor near her and shout to the workers 'This crazy lady has a cereal fetish and is trying to eat all the cereal and she's making a mess' then run off and leave her embarrassed to ^$#&&*

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit?

That's insane.

Or he could grab someone else's shopping buggy that hasn't been filled with 'meals for one'. It should have vegetables in it and some female products for the new girlfriend he doesn't have. She'll be quite jealous.

Dr_Phibes wrote:She'll be quite jealous.

Grateful I would think.

I remember when Adam claimed to be a 16-year-old guy who was banging a 50-year-old woman. I always assumed it was his mother.

Goober McTuber wrote:I remember when Adam claimed to be a 16-year-old guy who was banging a 50-year-old woman. I always assumed it was his mother.

Is she still available? I have a thing for younger women.

Martyred wrote:

Dr_Phibes wrote:
If you get the grocery job and the ex comes in, crack open a cereal box spill it on the floor near her and shout to the workers 'This crazy lady has a cereal fetish and is trying to eat all the cereal and she's making a mess' then run off and leave her embarrassed to ^$#&&*

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit?

That's insane.

On the contrary - It's hilarious, even moreso the 2nd time I read it.

ADAM wrote:Bowling bores me...much like you do, And what on gods green earth is that avatar?

Your nic should've been "Douche-wad-trollathon".....

Fuck off. He's got work to do...

Sudden Sam wrote:get a motorcycle and hit the road.

^^^ This...literally ^^^