So let's discuss the Super Bowl entertainment & results.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:07 am

Trots

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:08 am

Snickers commerical was funny.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:05 am

I wouldn't shed a tear if Fergie (and that faggot w.i.l.l.i.a.m.) was sent to Guantanamo like the rest of the fucks indefinitely incarcerated there without charges. It would be a benefit to society in general.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:10 am

Fergie's performance chubbed me a bit. She's hot.
I would definitely part her beef livers.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:12 am

Fergie has a cute shape. And she's no youngin.

But none of these half time music shows ever sound good.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:38 am

S_M wrote: wouldn't shed a tear if Fergie (and that faggot w.i.l.l.i.a.m.) was sent to Guantanamo like the rest of the fucks indefinitely incarcerated there without charges.

Good Lordy!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:54 am

Russ is running the show.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:15 pm

Usher seems to be trying to reinvent himself as a heterosexual, non-child molesting version of Michael Jackson.

trev wrote:Fergie has a cute shape. And she's no youngin.

When you get to be my age, she is.

Btw, the costumes the Black Eyed Peas were wearing looked to me to be rip-offs from KISS' Destroyer album (modified gender-appropriately for Fergie), but maybe that's just me showing my age.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:24 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:but maybe that's just me showing my age.

No, it's your hair line, wrinkles, and bags under your eyes that are doing that. :)

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:34 pm

Mace wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:but maybe that's just me showing my age.
No, it's your hair line, wrinkles, and bags under your eyes that are doing that. :)

Hey, I resemble that remark. :)

But you're even older than I am, although I seem to be catching up.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:53 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Mace wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:but maybe that's just me showing my age.
No, it's your hair line, wrinkles, and bags under your eyes that are doing that. :)
Hey, I resemble that remark. :)

But you're even older than I am, although I seem to be catching up.

Sorry, Terry, but I made the mistake of looking in the mirror before I typed that remark.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:16 pm

poptart wrote:
S_M wrote: wouldn't shed a tear if Fergie (and that faggot w.i.l.l.i.a.m.) was sent to Guantanamo like the rest of the fucks indefinitely incarcerated there without charges.

Good Lordy!

The world would be a better place if the Black Eyed Peas (and the marketers and sponsors who drive their shit) were subjected to enhanced interrogation and extraordinary rendition. There is absolutely no artistic value to any of their shit. They can't sing (they're fucking AUTO TUNED!!!), they don't play any instruments, w...illiam is on the record as saying he specifically writes songs to be played on commercials. They aren't a band and they aren't musicians. They are a commercial entity. Flat out.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:37 pm

" "

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Mace wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:but maybe that's just me showing my age.
No, it's your hair line, wrinkles, and bags under your eyes that are doing that. :)
Hey, I resemble that remark. :)

But you're even older than I am, although I seem to be catching up.

Sorry, Terry, but I made the mistake of looking in the mirror before I typed that remark." "

Why don't you two go rent a condo in Puerto Vallarta for a few weeks...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:10 pm

I thought the band was called Black Guy Pees. Which seemed kind of funny since it should have been called White Girl Pees.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:They are a commercial entity. Flat out.

So is the NFL.

Sorry they couldn't book Leonard Cohen for the halftime show.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:39 pm

It was rock opera, all that was missing was Scott and those big silly bricks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:00 am

thankfully, my exposure to the halftime waste of time was only about 6 seconds. I started surfing channels as time was running out at the end of the half. After a while, I clicked back to see if it was done yet. It wasn't on 2 seconds before I heard "Obama educate the children" or words to that effect. That was enough for me and I clicked back to something else.

that fukker would have made a good nazi, other than the over abundance of skin pigmentation thing.

the BEPs and anyone involved with booking that horrific show should be lined up against a wall and shot in the head, although a head shot might not do much for such imbeciles.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:04 am

one other thing.

SB commercials sure the fukk ain't what they used to be. the AB commercials in particular have become unwatchable. there were a few that made me chuckle.....a little, but, not much. there was one in particular I thought was kinda nice, but, i can't remember what it was for the life of me. part of that is getting old, but, most of it is the simple fact that the commercials are shit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:18 am

smackaholic wrote: the BEPs and anyone involved with booking that horrific show should be lined up against a wall and shot in the head, although a head shot might not do much for such imbeciles.

Rack.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:27 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: the BEPs and anyone involved with booking that horrific show should be lined up against a wall and shot in the head, although a head shot might not do much for such imbeciles.
Rack.

all right asshole. i racked you a time or two, now you racked me. let's not make this a fukkin' habit, K? don't wanna ge tyour girlfriend goobs jealous.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:42 am

smackaholic wrote:my exposure to the halftime waste of time was only about 6 seconds.

yet

the BEPs and anyone involved with booking that horrific show

If you only watched 6 seconds of it, how the fuck do you know it was horrific? You couldn't, other than reading other peoples takes, and then bashing out one you think might play well.... oh lookee here, Screwey approves.

I watched that shit. It was horrific. I was at a party with some younger friends, much younger, in that there were 5 screaming rugrats running around. They all knew who Fergie was. I sure as hell didn't and wish that were still the case. At one point people were wearing boxes on their heads.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:01 am

War Wagon wrote:
smackaholic wrote:my exposure to the halftime waste of time was only about 6 seconds.
yet

the BEPs and anyone involved with booking that horrific show
If you only watched 6 seconds of it, how the fuck do you know it was horrific? You couldn't, other than reading other peoples takes, and then bashing out one you think might play well.... oh lookee here, Screwey approves.

I watched that shit. It was horrific. I was at a party with some younger friends, much younger, in that there were 5 screaming rugrats running around. They all knew who Fergie was. I sure as hell didn't and wish that were still the case. At one point people were wearing boxes on their heads.

Did you read the part about what I heard during the 6 seconds. It was enough. I needed no further exposure. Knowing who was gonna be on was petty much enough to know it would be horrible, actually. I just assumed they would live up to the level of sukk they displayed the last time I saw them on a SB show.

All I remember from that time was...they sukked....and the opening act, EW&F should have been left out to play longer in place of those no talent hacks. There is more musical talent in EW&F's horn section's spittle (or whatever it is you call the stuff they squirt out during rests), than there is in the entirety of the BEPs.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:36 am

smackaholic wrote:don't wanna ge tyour girlfriend goobs jealous.

He's not my g-friend. He's my bitch.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:43 am

Wagon wrote:At one point people were wearing boxes on their heads.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:58 am

War Wagon wrote:They all knew who Fergie was. I sure as hell didn't and wish that were still the case.

I have a serious question. Given the symbiotic relationship between the mass media and pop culture and the fact the average person can't take a piss without tripping over a piece of technology that fuels this feeding frenzy, how in the heck do you manage to keep your head in the sand on a daily basis?

War Wagon wrote:At one point people were wearing boxes on their heads.

I was laughing my ass off when I saw that. That whole God awful performance so bad... it was actually William Hung good. Wait. Do you have to look that up?

Before you go all... "I've never heard of Justin Bieber, apparently you do" on me,

, I've never watched American Idol either. But I know the pop culture reference.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:09 am

Outside of glazing Fergie's stomach like a honey ham at Easter, the BEP have little use for me. Halftime remained the time to load up on snacks and leave an upper-decker in the host's toilet. Any of you who sat down and watched the halftime show long enough to have an opinion on it need to fillet your cocks into labias at home because you have all officially became women.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:13 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I have a serious question. Given the symbiotic relationship between the mass media and pop culture and the fact the average person can't take a piss without tripping over a piece of technology that fuels this feeding frenzy, how in the heck do you manage to keep your head in the sand on a daily basis?

It's an aquired skill... studiously ignoring that which interests me not.

sorta' like being able to ignore classic rock for the past 20 years as having passed an arbitrary expiration date, only different.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:25 am

War Wagon wrote:I watched that shit. It was horrific. I was at a party with some younger friends, much younger, in that there were 5 screaming rugrats running around. They all knew who Fergie was. I sure as hell didn't and wish that were still the case. At one point people were wearing boxes on their heads.

The world is passing you by Wags.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:34 am

During Bengals/49ers, you had 3-D glasses from 7-11, a hundred grand pianos on the field, motorcycles jumping ramps and superimposed Pepsi machines coming at you. First Superbowl I ever watched, I thought it was brilliant.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:14 am

I was pleasantly surprised that the halftime SHOW was entertaining. Musically...ehhh???, but it was a SHOW, and i thought all the glowing suits and such, was cool.

Fergie is more on the sexy side then not btw. I kinda dig her.

Maybe all you music snobs/stoners will get lucky and Rush will do halftime next year.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:36 am

If you love football, then you hate the Super Bowl.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:47 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:they aren't musicians

MGMT fan sayswhat?

I'm waiting to see some official stats on how many notes that shitband actually sang on key.

In the 90-120 seconds I made it in before heading for the kitchen and digging in (my friends made... stew for SB... yummy, but WTF? At least someone else brought a tray of marginal hot wings)...

anyhoo, in that brief exposure, the number of notes they hit on key, between the lot of them was...

Zero.

I feel bad for Slash, who nailed his part.

Although, all of the 40-55 year olds I was hanging with were all contemplating getting one of those faux-MC Hammer helmet hair thingies to wear around.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:59 am

Were all of those people really serious
performers and artists?

I just assumed the whole thing was some
sort of parody that I was too stupid to be
able to figure out.

Wow!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:34 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: the BEPs and anyone involved with booking that horrific show should be lined up against a wall and shot in the head, although a head shot might not do much for such imbeciles.
Rack.
all right asshole. i racked you a time or two, now you racked me. let's not make this a fukkin' habit, K?

Retard reacharound party. Awesome.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:29 pm

the half time debacles have become so over the top bad, maybe they are becoming wachable in a william hung/car wreck kinda way.

nahhh.

i suspect we'll be seeing some sort of south park parody on half time shows soon.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:30 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:don't wanna ge tyour girlfriend goobs jealous.
He's not my g-friend. He's my bitch.

same difference.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:32 pm

Trampis wrote:Maybe all you music snobs/stoners will get lucky and Rush will do halftime next year.

It would certainly be better than that shit we saw the other night.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:35 pm

For pure entertainment purposes, I don't think Super Bowl XXXIII will ever be topped.

This is the one that began with Stevie Wonder driving a car around the field. I literally spent the next 15 minutes rolling around the floor laughing my ass off. I was probably half in the bag at the time, but that will always be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:31 pm

Screw Michigan wrote:w...illiam is on the record as saying he specifically writes songs to be played on commercials. They aren't a band and they aren't musicians. They are a commercial entity. Flat out.

Can say that I blame them. The only way musicians make money anymore is by selling ringtones and allowing their music to be used in commercials.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:the half time debacles have become so over the top bad, maybe they are becoming wachable in a william hung/car wreck kinda way.

Maybe they should go back to the Up With People type groups they used to have. At least then they'd have an excuse for sucking so badly.