Christmas wishes to Terry in Crapchester

[Atomic Punk]

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side
To a deluxe apartment near Brian's side.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of Aunt Jemimah's pie.


Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beaners don't know how to use a grill.
Took a whole lotta lyin',
Just married Weezie to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at long-winded shit posts.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with dat.


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment near Brian's side.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
Weezie and I finally got a piece of the pie.

[Moving Sale]

This is not going to go well for you you horrid tranny.

[Atomic Punk]

This is not going to go well for you you horrid tranny.

Do you have any clue why I'm setting up bait threads in a bad deer year? Figure it out.

[Moving Sale]

Do you have any clue why I'm setting up bait threads in a bad deer year?

Because your panties are in a bunch?

[Atomic Punk]

Do you have any clue why I'm setting up bait threads in a bad deer year?

Because your panties are in a bunch?

Yeah, that must be it. Scoreboard for you huh? I'm sorry for neglecting you. Stay tuned... I'll get back to you.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

AP, let me help you out here.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beaners don't know how to use a grill.

Take out the "use a".

Now read it back to yourself:

Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beaners don't know how to grill

See how it actually flows? Granted, it's still not funny or original, but at least the structure is sound. If you put half as much effort into these rhymes as you do wiping 83 year old man ass, you might work your way up from godawful to just fucking awful.

[Slasher]

hickory dickery dock
AP sucks my cock
he licks the jizz off the mirror
and of pussy is in fear

mary had a little lamb
mvscal fucked it in the ass because it was a liberal

humpty dumpty
was a fat little fuck just like paul

old mother hubbard went to her cupboard
dins was in there jacking off and he talked her to death

Little jack horner sat in his corner
carving the ass hole out of carson with a shiv

mary mary quite contrary
she's safe, Diego is tending, but her brother has a sore ass

On the sixth day of christmas
toddowen let his wife put her balls in his mouth

Don we now our gay apparel
said kc scott

up on the roof top reindeer paws
all over dead old santa claus

jingle bells jingle bells
look! Derron is giving Dins a Ned Beatty right in the ass
right up ther in the UL

what child is this
sez Mammy when the needle is not in her arm

[Atomic Punk]

Thanks MGO, actually I really just started cracking up with your recommendations in reference to sentence structure. If I can just be only horrible at this, as I spend almost zero time editing, then that's cool.

If you have ideas concerning content for TVO's upcoming thread, clue me in. I'm thinking a Randy Newman parody?

[OCmike]

No, dumbass. Have you been huffing ether in the stock room? It's Christmas, so you parody Christmas songs. Like this:

Oh strapping brown young Fresno men
Fulfill AP's desire
They drive it deep til manseed seeps
From his prolapsed brown eye
Yet when he throats their pork shaft
Shit covers its full size
No, soap won't clear the feces smears
From off his cheeks and eyes

[Atomic Punk]

Hey Mike, quick question... how much Haldol (haloperidol) do you pop a day? I'm guessing 3 to 5mg dosages at least 3 times/day. Yes?

[OCmike]

No, but I did get demorol during three of my surgeries. Can I get partial credit?

[Dancer]

Do you have any clue why I'm setting up bait threads in a bad deer year? Figure it out.

Oh *snap*.

Now I get it.

Your wizard-like song parody call out threads for R-Jack, Dinsdale, and Terry were done in order to troll... the deer?


I feel very silly now for thinking you had kicked 100% of your own ass by crafting these threads.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Panty pics posted on T1B,
Y2K's couch for a place to crash,
Hotties he claims to be pulling now,
And hopes that they'll give him some gash.

Everybody knows, some bullshit about his personal life
Helps to make his feelings bright.
Atomic Punk, with his eyes all askew
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

He knows that Santa's on his way.
He's got the ultimate spreadsheet, so what the hey?
And every Fresneck clone is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to type.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To clones from shutyomouth to m2:
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
At least I'm not you know who.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This is the worst thread in the history of the internet

[Dinsdale]

When you're getting clowned in your chosen comedy arena by Freaking TiC, it's time to hang it up.

[Donder]

Panty pics posted on T1B,
Y2K's couch for a place to crash,
Hotties he claims to be pulling now,
And hopes that they'll give him some gash.

Everybody knows, some bullshit about his personal life
Helps to make his feelings bright.
Atomic Punk, with his eyes all askew
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

He knows that Santa's on his way.
He's got the ultimate spreadsheet, so what the hey?
And every Fresneck clone is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to type.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To clones from shutyomouth to m2:
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
At least I'm not you know who.

Just love the words and the mood of that holiday offering, Terry. Very moving[/bowel].

But maybe you could help me just a smidge and tell me what song it's supposed to be?

tia

[Cupid]

ideas concerning content for TVO's upcoming thread,

I have one. Kill yourself.

[Atomic Punk]

ideas concerning content for TVO's upcoming thread,

I have one. Kill yourself.

Sounds like a response from a woman that took black cock in numerous openings, then got kicked to the curb after "it" dismissed you. Go ahead and cry... it's okay.

[Plato]

Do you have any clue why I'm setting up bait threads in a bad deer year? Figure it out.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yes, you burn through every page of the How to lose at life and smackboarding playbook and then, gripping harder than Leo on the edge of the Titanic, attempt to save face by playing the quintessential I AM A PUBLIC SMACK LOSER card.

That card of course being, "Hey, I was trolling you."

Again, excuse me, loser. You have had no face to save since the day your pantied ass showed up on our monitors. Duh!

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


And by the way, it's really very good of you to get in for your once-a-year ream and rinse, ol' pal. You truly are the reason for the season.

[Carson]

Did Brawl Hall shut down or something?

[Donder]

If it's too intense, let Vogel give you some company under the mistletoe, faggot.

[smackaholic]

OK, who stole terry's p-word?

Terry, if that was you, rack it. Hell, rack it anyway. Prolly the best song parody yet this season, not that you have a lot of competition from the walking venison crowd.

[smackaholic]

Panty pics posted on T1B,
Y2K's couch for a place to crash,
Hotties he claims to be pulling now,
And hopes that they'll give him some gash.

Everybody knows, some bullshit about his personal life
Helps to make his feelings bright.
Atomic Punk, with his eyes all askew
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

He knows that Santa's on his way.
He's got the ultimate spreadsheet, so what the hey?
And every Fresneck clone is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to type.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To clones from shutyomouth to m2:
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
At least I'm not you know who.

Just love the words and the mood of that holiday offering, Terry. Very moving[/bowel].

But maybe you could help me just a smidge and tell me what song it's supposed to be?

tia

if you can't figure out what tune it's too the first time through, there is no helping you, sherlock.

[Dasher]

Prolly the best song parody yet this season

You are one bland motherfucker.

[Dancer]

Terry, if that was you, rack it. Hell, rack it anyway. Prolly the best song parody yet this season

Do humanity a favor and overdose yourself on plain yogurt, fatfuck.

[Moving Sale]

I'm thinking a Randy Newman parody?

Bring it Little Panty Boy.

[Jay in Phoenix]

To the oldie from "Paint Your Wagon",
'The Call the Wind Mariah'

His panties sag below his knees
He's framed in a jizz-stained mirror
He's crafting sorry parodies
And with each he's sounding queerer...

His lyrics suck, his meter's off
No humor is inspired
A.P makes the OneBoard moan
His act is old and tired
Pariah,
Pariah,
They call A.P. Pariah

Now before I knew A.P.'s name
There was Z.Z.'s wail and whining
He would fantisize about black cock
And his bloodied buns were shining
Oh but then one day he met a girl
And wore her blood-drenched panties
And now he's lost, and so alone
Not even God can save thee

Pariah.., Pariah.., They call A.P. Pariah

He says he's got a little plan
To bait the reindeer blindly
But when you're lost and all alone
These times will not be kindly
A.P.'s a lost and lonely man
The reindeer rape his hiney
Pariah's down on bended knee
His eye's askew and shiny

Pariah, oh Pariah
So lonely can't you see
Pariah, Oh Pariah
Stop blowing reindeer please...

Merry Christmas A.P....
Now please pull the rip-cord

[Mace]

Rack Jay.

But for this year's version of reindeer from Santa's special ed stables to rape A.P.'s hiney, they'll have to either use a strap-on or steal the vibrator he's using on himself.

[Atomic Punk]

To the oldie from "Paint Your Wagon",
'The Call the Wind Mariah'
Merry Christmas A.P....
Now please pull the rip-cord

Finally someone gets it... At least you've seen how bad this current group is at my expense.

Ejection handle is pulled and hopefully next year's group is handed off to those that can bring it. Same fucking panty, jizz, couch, etc. every fucking year. Then you have softballs the reach-around crowd is not pursuing, unless they are the owners of the deer.

Out! :wink:

[Derron]

To the oldie from "Paint Your Wagon",
'The Call the Wind Mariah'
Merry Christmas A.P....
Now please pull the rip-cord

Finally someone gets it... At least you've seen how bad this current group is at my expense.

Ejection handle is pulled and hopefully next year's group is handed off to those that can bring it. Same fucking panty, jizz, couch, etc. every fucking year. Then you have softballs the reach-around crowd is not pursuing, unless they are the owners of the deer.

Out! :wink:

And AP has spoken.

[PSUFAN]

Jiminy - rack Jay!

[Dancer]

Jay went yard on AComic Drunk and then AP sucked him off.

Righteous!

[BSmack]

Ejection handle is pulled

A true Christmas miracle.

[Dinsdale]

Ejection handle is pulled

A true Christmas miracle.

God bless us, almost everyone.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Ejection handle is pulled

A true Festivus miracle.

FTFY.

Yeah, I know, I'm giving AP WAAAY too much credit with that one.