I'd rather rim Santa's asshole after a few Soft Batch cookies and a glass of warm milk than read one of your trite offerings. Seriously, you are fucking BRUTAL. It's like somebody took a giant dump on your cerebral cortex and out comes shit post after shit post. The fact you've produced spawn is both amazing and socially disturbing. I figured you had a better chance at reaching the end of the Labryinth:
It's true that gakaholic is not the cream of the crop. He and Derron are cut from the same cloth. Neither one of them is the sharpest knife in the drawer. Sure, I've no doubt they are both experts in sawdust and weed wackers, but neither one of them ought to ever be in charge of any important decision. Certainly nothing which requires average intelligence. Stay in the yard or the workshop and you'll be just fine, boys.
