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Apologize in advance Dins but.....

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whats up with all the wiggas, wackos, wannabes and fat, ugly people in Portland? I will heavily emphasize the first two. I grew up not to far from Vallejo (sup R-Jack) and home of the wigga. I actually saw people boarding busses in masks and I thought I was heading to a Raider game. The city itself is pretty nice but dayuuuuum the people make it a lot uglier. Maybe I just had a bad experience but I am sitting at the airport now, and damn happy to go back to SoCal.

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DallasFanatic wrote:whats up with all the wiggas, wackos, wannabes and fat, ugly people in Portland? I will heavily emphasize the first two. I grew up not to far from Vallejo (sup R-Jack) and home of the wigga. I actually saw people boarding busses in masks and I thought I was heading to a Raider game. The city itself is pretty nice but dayuuuuum the people make it a lot uglier. Maybe I just had a bad experience but I am sitting at the airport now, and damn happy to go back to SoCal.

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There's a beer pub somewhere in that airport that has like 20 different microbrews on tap. At least there used to be.

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Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"?
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R-Jack wrote:Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"?
Are you talking about a city called Benicia, CA off the I-780, SE of Vallejo?

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Atomic Punk wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"?
Are you talking about a city called Benicia, CA off the I-780, SE of Vallejo?

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What are you raving about you vapid fucknut? The syphilis must be hitting the gray matter up in what's left of your dome. Quick, one of you wytches, put this on his forhead.

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R-Jack wrote:Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"?
Wait, I call it Ben-eeeeesha

Local douchebags call it Ben-isha

I was born/raised in Pleasant Hill but have a few friends over there. Funny to hear them call it that way
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TVO wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"?
Are you talking about a city called Benicia, CA off the I-780, SE of Vallejo?

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What are you raving about you vapid fucknut? The syphilis must be hitting the gray matter up in what's left of your dome. Quick, one of you wytches, put this on his forhead.

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You are a shit troll of a shit poster. Need help on why I would say that?

Here is a softball as I know the REAL TVblOw: "Quick, one of you wytches, put this on his forhead." The REAL TVblOw is a master at Photoshop.

So basically, you've outted yourself as a shit troll and the owner of said shit troll should be outted as a shit poster with your regular board nic. I love that self-ass-kicking. Dins will spell-check me 3-2-1...
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Nice ...you guys start out cracking on the U & L, and then go into a full blown border skirmish over some gansta hood in CA..guess PDX is really not that bad.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and Dallas..dude I been through a lot of airports in my day, as I am sure you have, and even if you think PDX is bad, try St Louis, Memphis, New Orleans, Newark and about 100 other places before Portland if you want to see ugly mother fuckers, wiggas ( What up Rochester ?), fat fucks and the other dregs of society..
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It's the transplants.

Bunch of Flyover motherfuckers move here, jump on this stupid "keep Portland weird" douchewagon, and start looking and acting like douchebags.

Portland isn't "weird" -- but whatever towns are cranking out all these wayward dickbags surely must be.
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chortle a dick blast, vapid shit troll fuknut doose bagues.

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Dinsdale wrote:It's the transplants.

Bunch of Flyover motherfuckers move here, jump on this stupid "keep Portland weird" douchewagon, and start looking and acting like douchebags.

Portland isn't "weird" -- but whatever towns are cranking out all these wayward dickbags surely must be.
Oh no you di'n't...

Lemme get this straight: So now the Flyover is weird AND backwards?!

There ain't enough "Progressives" in these parts to BE weird, much less export to the Up & Leftist.

Can't have it both ways, Dins. Look to the nutbags that currently occupy your Southern Border....
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Truman wrote:Look to the nutbags that currently occupy your Southern Border....

They're actually tame and tolerable compared to the Freaking Gorgeous "if I buy a pair of dorky glasses and move to Portland, it means I'm weird and hip and ultracool" wave of dorksnorklers.


Although props to you guys for coming up with a plan to export that filth.

I'm actually in a situation where I meet a shitload of newcomers. Had a big run of Michigan refugees lately.
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Dinsdale wrote:
I'm actually in a situation where I meet a shitload of newcomers. Had a big run of Michigan refugees lately.
Hmmm....interesting..state with the worst unemployment rate and economy exports population to the state with the SECOND worst economy and unemployment rate...think that Oregon would be one of my last choices...and I live here.. :(
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I read somewhere that suicides increased 71% in Prtland last year. Now I know why.

Wearing a devil mask in September while you're waiting for a bus is weird Dins. Nothing short of Raiderfan roaming the streets of Portland.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Hey there TVZEro... I know you're a shit troll. You know you're a shit troll. And I am totally getting over on you right now by telling you how shitty you are. You are totally kicking your ass right now. Alright. See? Well... I am to my living room to do P90X for about 5 minutes, then I am going to pound about 14 beers and fondle myself wearing a G-string. If you're lucky, I'll PM you the pics and tell you about the time I got over on Captain Ramius. Oh and everyone who responded to me in the last 24 hours has a fat fucking wife. I am pwning. Tards.

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