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Play Tennis?

Nah that shit is for women and this black guy you posted here in the dress.
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TO's older brother, I think.
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Somebody please post the famous T1B pic of the gorilla in the pink tennis dress, I'm having a bad day.

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I'm not exactly a fashion critic or anything but what in the fucking fuck is "she" wearing and who let "her" out of the house wearing it?

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When it comes to this kinda stuff, I wish er'rone else would cease trying to "out funny" me.


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No. I would not.

But I would

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Hmmm...the musky twisted stink of Venus' sweaty and worked purplish oyster? Uh, does that come with a bag over the head provision? :wink:

C'mon, you know it's totally intentional. She and her fellow Jehovah's Witness sis, Serena, have both thrown down

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They are--and have been for several years--matter of factly putting it right in your face. What's perhaps not directly understood, much less addressed in the media, is the fact of their concentrated--artistic--display of unabashed female sexual power being a direct result of the weird constrictions of the hyper Christer religiosity which does indeed subsume and convey them.

As for actually bedding and making the beast with two backs with either of the Williams sisters...no. A six-three woman or a six-foot one who's a stone top bull dyke--and both of whom scream like they're being horse fucked--when they're merely playing tennis...no, I'll pass. But I will never deny, discount, or be distracted when those sculpted buns are so carefully bared, when those toned loins are writhing, and when that delicate trimmed quim (of Venus, not Serena) is revealed to the world as in an ancient pagan celebration of life, etc.
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Jesus Christ,

Even when you talk about sex with women you sound like a faggot.
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dress looks like something you'd wear if you had just rolled into Deadwood with Cy Tolliver's Bella Union to compete with the Gem's hooplehead trim trade.
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R-Jack wrote:Jesus Christ,

Even when you talk about sex with women you sound like a faggot.
And...we notice you have nothing to say about female sexuality--ever. And thus...?
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:..we notice you have nothing to say about female sexuality...
You should be so lucky, Felchco.
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Know ye the twisted stink of a writhing sweating purplish oyster such as hers?

No more than Portnoy the wanking total fraud.

Go, walk the exercise yard of your pallid eye...back and forth... :wink:
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Jesus Christ,

Even when you talk about sex with women you sound like a faggot.
And...we notice you have nothing to say about female sexuality--ever. And thus...?
And thus you still sound like a faggot despite lame attempts at deflection.
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I've no need to deflect anything. No one has suggested that I've misstated a single word--and frankly I doubt any of you pansies have ever had a black girl friend!
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:...I doubt any of you pansies have ever had a black, girl friend!

FTFY
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Deftly played, marty.
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Let me try one:
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No, I'm talking about a actual adult relationships--i.e., pounding their muffs--with actual black women. You haven't. I have. Simple as that.

Thus when I offer a vivid description of Venus' writhing delta, I know what I'm talking about.

But, the subject isn't just black chicks' pussies, etc. Rather, it's the actually interesting fact of Venus' increasingly pronounced expressions, as it were, of her inner sexuality. And my take on this is that it comes from her extremely repressive religious order, the Jehovah's Witnesses. Similarly, I'd point out he astonishing explosion of pent up and twisted sexuality in the case of Michael Jackson--as the handsome young black man transformed into a ghastly pedophilliac white woman. And too the hyper-Christer anti-gay crusader...who was renting boy toys!!

You see, it gets back to the unnatural nature of the Christer cult and its Abrahamic origins.

Step your game up! :hfal:
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I'm talking about a actual adult relationships--i.e., pounding their muffs--with actual black women. You haven't. I have.
I have. It's not really that hard to do.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I'm talking about a actual adult relationships--i.e., pounding their muffs--with actual black women. You haven't. I have. Simple as that.


But, the subject isn't just black chicks' pussies, etc.
With "actual" black women..not them blow up doll black stanks...

No it is not...it merely proves that you guys who fucked that black pussy got cock rot that spread to your brains. Kind of like all them fat ass white sluts who fuck the black dudes.

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Finally, the voice of reason weighs in.
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Am I the only one that finds folks bragging about the races they fucked just as disingenuous as the "I have black friends, I swear" guy?

Pussy is pussy you pandering loser. Fucking a black chick just to brag about fucking a black chick is weak. Of course this is you, so I guess you deserve some props for how you convinced a black chick to wear the strap on.
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R-Jack wrote:Of course this is you, so I guess you deserve some props for how you convinced a black chick to wear the strap on.
I'm sure that chick still had a dick.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I'm talking about a actual adult relationships--i.e., pounding their muffs--with actual black women. You haven't. I have.
I have. It's not really that hard to do.
Sure, goobs, if you pay her. :lol:

Okay, it's not about black chicks--once again. The reason Venus is acting--in carefully allotted performances--like a mega slut on a fevered bender is because of her insane religious mindset. Perhaps you've chortled recently about the lunatic Iranian mullah who insisted the recent earthquake in his large land was caused by Iranian womens' hot titties improperly concealed--and so arousing the very seismic plates themselves. Well...follow the religious insanity...right back to the Abrahamic origins of this whole twisted mess.

It's time to scour off! :wink:

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I'm talking about a actual adult relationships--i.e., pounding their muffs--with actual black women. You haven't. I have.
I have. It's not really that hard to do.
Sure, goobs, if you pay her. :lol:
I have never paid for pussy. Other than after the fact, and that was nothing that couldn't be remedied with a bit of penicillin.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I have never paid for pussy.

Then you've never been laid.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I have never paid for pussy.

Then you've never been laid.
Nonsense. Just ask your mom.
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Goober McTuber wrote: I have never paid for pussy.

We all end up paying for it.

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