All things Masters

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:54 pm

Let the hyperventilation and hyperbole begin

winners, losers, dark horse or anything else

winners-Augusta National Members, CBS Sports, Nike, TMZ, Star-People-National Enquirer Magazines
losers-the rest of America

dark horse-as always Shingo Katayama simply because you got to love a Japanese guy that wears a cowboy hat

fuck dude, ditch the evil Spock goatee

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:25 pm

I wonder if Elin knocked out one of Tiger's chicklets because that one on the top is pretty discolored from the rest.

Winner - Mickelson

Dark horse - Vijay

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:53 pm

Dark Horse- Anthony Kim

Winner- Elin's Speedbag

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:03 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:I wonder if Elin knocked out one of Tiger's chicklets because that one on the top is pretty discolored from the rest.

Could have had a root canal from when he was younger. I had a root canal in 95 on one of my front teeth and I have to get it whitened every 5-6 years.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:19 pm

I'll go with...

Ben Crane.

Dark horse: Ben Crane

Although I'd love to see some old schooler like Couples or O'Meara return to glory.

But let's face it... there's going to be one angry feline out there.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:35 pm

Winner: Jim Furyk

Dark Horse: Ernie Els

Darker Horse: Thaigger

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:24 am

breaking news from augusta

he who's name shall not darken this forum took a piss and had a coke...it's rumored he was seen on the putting green, but these are unconfirmed sightings....

we'll be back with more news after this commercial for the latest hunk of shit Nike is trying to peddle to the unwashed masses

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:56 am

Felix wrote: losers-the rest of America

I give you

I told you there'd be a price to pay....this may just be the start

seriously things that make you go WHAT THE FUCK

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:56 pm

Holy hell....Nike really sucking here. Not that they didn't before with their shitty shoes, but this is about as low as you can go. Appealing to the masses using his dead dad? Wasn't he a cheater too?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:15 pm

Harris is going to be showing the Masters in 3D up at the National Press Club today, so I'll be up watching it for a few hours. Booze, prizes and golf simulators as well. Rack me and rack the Masters!

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:48 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Appealing to the masses using his dead dad? Wasn't he a cheater too?

The Apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:01 pm

Winner: Mickelson

Dark horse: Stricker

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:28 pm

TW the clubhouse leader at -5.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:31 am

Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.

The rest of the world says -4.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:42 am

Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.

I don't think so.

Sin,

Dinsdale wrote:Couples

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:18 am

Rack Fu wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.
The rest of the world says -4.

At the time I posted that, Tiger was still on the course. So was Boom-boom. TW = Tom Watson. Fucking tards.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:38 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Rack Fu wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.
The rest of the world says -4.
At the time I posted that, Tiger was still on the course. So was Boom-boom. TW = Tom Watson. Fucking tards.

Who the hell refers to Watson as TW over the guy who has TW splashed all over his clubs, hats and clothing? And we're fucking tards?

Look familiar?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.

I don't think so.

Sin,

Dinsdale wrote:Couples

Nice call on Boom Boom. Hope he can keep it.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:31 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:

Nice call on Boom Boom. Hope he can keep it.

dins is kind of epic like that...

rack el tigre for the almost convincing "I think that's what my dad would have said" horseshit in justifying that lame ass commercial....no doubt the part-time golf watching public swallowed it hook, line, and sinker

surprises-Furyk dumping two balls in the water at 16 and carding an 80
Henrik Stenson for equaling Furyk's disaster

not surprise-Sandy Lyle being 10 over after 8 holes in the second round after posting an opening 69

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:36 pm

Irritating and Annoying in the Morning today were playing voice mail messages to the show from fans on TW and they were all "He's the best golfer in the world, I love him. Go Tiger!"

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:13 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Winner: Jim Furyk

Mulligan...

Winner: Couples

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:29 pm

Rack Fu wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Rack Fu wrote: The rest of the world says -4.
At the time I posted that, Tiger was still on the course. So was Boom-boom. TW = Tom Watson. Fucking tards.
Who the hell refers to Watson as TW over the guy who has TW splashed all over his clubs, hats and clothing?

Someone trolling for halfwits not paying attention. Did it dawn on you that Tiger was never the clubhouse leader?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:00 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Appealing to the masses using his dead dad? Wasn't he a cheater too?

Yes, but, at least the old man had the common sense to know that his philandering ass would be better off getting him a zipperhead OL.

Zipperhead OL knows better than to fukk with cell phone.

ZOL knows better than to attempt to play through hubby's face with a short iron.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:00 pm

caught the last couple of hours of the broadcast yesterday and that's about as good as it gets.....Mickelson simply electrifying the crowd with some brilliant golf...like him or hate him lefty can play

watching westwood play is akin to a cloud....there's something there but for me, nothing that does anything for me....similar to watching paint dry...he seems like a good enough guy, but today I'm hoping for for a Couples-Mickelson 1-2

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:53 pm

nice 3 put from about 8 ft tiger.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:54 pm

too bad lefty yipped that 3 foot eagle put.

what a fukking approach shot that was.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:04 pm

That shot Phil played into 13 has got to be the best recovery shot I have ever seen. The only one that comes close is Tiger out of the Bunker at the Canadian Open or Seve out of the parking lot at the Open.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:06 pm

One of the best shots Phil has probably ever hit.

Keep it steady coming in.

Props to that 65 Kim posted.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:09 pm

AK is making me look good for that dark horse pick of mine. I was also hoping my favorite Asian, KJ Choi would represent. But alas he's too far back unless Lefty melts on 15.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:13 pm

The Augusta Nationall tailor can start altering the jacket. This is all but over.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:16 pm

lefty is crushing the ball. check out the guns on him. you think with all that time in the gym, he'd lose the titties.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:20 pm

there are more beautiful places on the earth that are not man made, but, i doubt there is a more beautiful chunk of land that is man made than augusta national. rack the fukk outta that place.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:23 pm

^^^ Yep. Pretty smart of Harris to have their 3D TV demonstration at the Press Club for the Masters. Can't get any better than that.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:24 pm

wonder if phil will get breast cancer like mom and wifey?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:47 pm

Fukk CBS.

The last group is walking up 18 so they cut to an interview with Tiger "I didn't win so I'm not happy" Woods.

Fuck that. WGARA? How about some respect for the leaders?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:58 pm

nice way to finish it off, man boobs.

rack you!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:59 pm

Mikey wrote:Fukk CBS.

The last group is walking up 18 so they cut to an interview with Tiger "I didn't win so I'm not happy" Woods.

Fuck that. WGARA? How about some respect for the leaders?

rack.

fukk you tiger, you fukking pussy. i hope we see some statutory rape charges over that neighbor fatty.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:01 pm

rack the limey. classy guy.

tiger, you watchin'?

take some fuggen notes you self centered pos.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:05 pm

I'll have to say, Phil's boobs aren't nearly what they used to be.

Dude is looking pretty buffed.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:09 pm

Rack Lefty. That was one hell of a display of golf. 16 under is absolutely insane, especially given the length that has been added to Augusta since Tiger demolished the course back in 97.