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Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:27 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
RACKS to ESPN’s Tom Jackson for getting the ball rolling on Sunday night:

“Back to Brett Favre. He's never been afraid to throw a pick. Ya know, people make such a big deal 'well, he threw a pick to end this game, he threw a pick to end this game.' He's never been afraid to throw a pick. It’s one of the things I admire about him.

Take Perk. He’s never been afraid to lust after what the average man finds repulsive. It took a lot of courage to overcome the Cinder thang and to then take in some unemployed whore with crooked boobs and 3 rugrats. It’s one of the things I admire about him.

Feel free to add your own.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:01 pm
by PSUFAN
come back to Canuka
what's old is what's new
we want you to join us
we made it for you

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:16 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Take Perk. He’s never been afraid to lust after what the average man finds repulsive. It took a lot of courage to overcome the Cinder thang and to then take in some unemployed whore with crooked boobs and 3 rugrats.
I wonder if fornicating with crotchless hazmat suits dampers the mood.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:08 pm
by Mikey
I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:11 pm
by Van
Mikey wrote:It's just one of things I admire about him.
Tell us about some of the other things you admire about him.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:12 pm
by Mikey
Van wrote:
Mikey wrote:It's just one of things I admire about him.
Tell us about some of the other things you admire about him.
Working on it...

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:15 pm
by PSUFAN
Peekle could have been a Great American, but Rick Santorum has clearly established that if you want to be a GOP success, you have to stay in the closet. Too late for Peekle.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:16 pm
by Smackie Chan
Textbook example of battered wife syndrome.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote:I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...

Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"

mvscal: "Die in a roof collapse, faggot."

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:40 pm
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote:I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...

Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"
Link?

I have so much respect for the clueless bitch he's on my ignore list.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:44 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Diogenes wrote:
Link?
Image

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:46 pm
by PSUFAN
Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote:I love the way Pikkle continuously RACKS mvscal, gets bf'd in the face, dragged through burning coals and generally sodomized by mvscal, and then continues to express his undying love. It's just one of things I admire about him.
Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...

Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"
Link?

I have so much respect for the clueless bitch he's on my ignore list.
Come on, dimrag. Fucking smack back already. If all you have is "Link? You're on ignore" then just don't beleaguer the submit button.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:47 pm
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Link?
Image
Apology accepted.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:48 pm
by PSUFAN
Jesus pissing christ - never fucking mind.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:50 pm
by Diogenes
PSUFAN wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Almost exactly the same tale as mv/Dio...

Dio: "I agree %100! You are awesome!"
Link?

I have so much respect for the clueless bitch he's on my ignore list.
Come on, dimrag. Fucking smack back already.
With an simpleminded ankle-biter whose go to move is deleting posts when he gets his ass handed to him?

Why bother?

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:43 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Ripped from the interweebs:

"That's the thing about Bill Buckner. He's not afraid to muff a grounder and cost his team a World Series. That's one of the things I most admire about him."

“That’s the thing about Steve Phillips. He’s not afraid to bang butt ugly high school chicks half his age even though he’s got a family. That's one of the things I admire about him.”

"That's the thing about Roberto Alomar. He’s not afraid to let an umpire know he vehemently disagrees with a called third strike. That’s one of the things that I most admire about him."

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:09 pm
by indyfrisco
"That's the thing I like most about Brett Favre. When he throws it to someone and they catch it in the end zone, it's a touchdown. That’s one of the things that I most admire about him."

-John Madden

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:48 pm
by jiminphilly
"It took a lot of courage for Mike to find new and creative ways to torture and kill dogs. His commitment to getting those dogs ready for fights through the use of drownings, hangings and electrocution is what we admire the most."


The Philadelphia Eagles football team after awarding Mike Vick the Ed Block Courage Award; given annually to a player “who exemplifies commitment to the principles of sportsmanship and courage.”

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:49 pm
by Degenerate
Back to Coach Calipari. He's never been afraid to break a rule. Ya know, people make such a big deal 'well, his Final Four at UMass got taken away for cheating, his Final Four at Memphis got taken away for cheating.' He's never been afraid to get a team in trouble with the NCAA after he's already left. It’s one of the things I admire about him.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:18 pm
by Mikey
Look at the Chargers. They're not embarassed to roll over in the playoffs. What the hell, they get paid to play 16 games right? 13-3 is pretty damn good and why risk getting injured playing hard for a couple of exta games just so's you can have a damn parade or something, especially when you've got plenty of better things to do? I really admire them for that.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:54 am
by Bizzarofelice
What is going on in here?

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:56 am
by Tom In VA
The Negative Aspect of Positive Thinking.

Re: Bizarro Takes:

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:02 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Well done, Tom.