Beer tossed during Cubs/Phillies game

[Moving Sale]

The authorities never get anything wrong you lop-headed fucktard.

Sin,
Nancy Grace (among others)

[Moving Sale]

No love for Raiderfan?

[Cosmo Kramer]

Not a surprise in the least it happened at a Cubs game. Only Philly fan and New York fan make Cub fan look civilized.

Enjoy sitting at home with your thumb up your ass in October, Cub fan.

You're the one who enjoys sitting at home with objects up their ass so have fun fuckface!

[Cornhusker]

Wherein lies the crime?
Hitting Visciano with a beer, or wasting the beer itself? These are the questions we must ask ourselves.
I believe Cook county will be faced with a real dilemma here.
Inquiring minds people.

[smackaholic]

Charging someone $8 for a plastic cup of diet rice piss, is the first in a chain of felonious deeds here.

When is the gubmint gonna do something, dammit?

[smackaholic]

Yeah, I know. My libertarian streak says let folks do what they want, no matter how stupid it is. I guess my ire should be directed at the ball park that performs body cavity searches on everyone coming through the turnstiles to make sure nobody sneaks in any real beer.

[Moving Sale]

But if you're going to sneak booze into the game, you sneak in the single shots they sell at liquor stores or you sneak 24oz cans in your waistband (works better if you're wearing oversized shirts). Pints are also made for easy sneaking in to stadiums.

I have a Raiders sports bottle with a false bottom. Just take off the top to show it is 'empty' and bang you're in with 8oz of prime liquor. And one needs as much liquor as possible to make it thru Raiders games these days.

[Cuda]

Some moron tossed a beer on the Phillies centerfielder.

Fucking savages.

[JMak]

Bunch of savages in this town!

[indyfrisco]

The Savages!!!!!!!

[Shoalzie]

Saw the highlights...dude looked like a fat Bartman.

[smackaholic]

Big deal - it was the Phillies. Fuck them and their shitty city. Their shit fans do stuff like that many times a day.

Bullshit. They throw full cups of returned beer.

Rack.

Philly fan wouldn't think of throwing away a beer he paid for until he was done with it.

[smackaholic]

http://deadspin.com/5336293/stay-classy ... ans-update

It takes a special kind of douche-bag to know that another person is going to go to jail for a dumbass act that you just perpetrated. I have been a moron enough times in my life to know that I could have, in a hammered state, made an improper splite-second decision to toss a beer on an MLB player. But having done that, I know in my heart I could never have let the fat tard who got hauled away be hauled away in my presence because of something I did. I would have owned up.

I hope the beer tosser guy gets caught and then is sued in civil court by the fat tard for the abuse and rough treatment the fat tard received.

Don't worry, fat tard will sue, but, it won't be the jackoff that threw the beer, as I am fairly sure he is a penniless loser. He will go after the ballpark rentacops or real cops or whoever it was that dragged him off.

Just waiting to see the official report stating that they saw him throw the beer, or did they get hold of the video quickly enough to squash any official report fairytales?

If I was fat dude, I'd settle for a small cash settlement and some nice season box seat tickets for a few years.

[Mr T]

Savages...

[smackaholic]

So, what should johnny boy get?

I'd recommend at least a few hundred hours of public service, a few thousand dollar fine, 5 year ban from attending MLB games and five minutes alone with victorino.

[smackaholic]

Nahhhh, that dude's already gonna get a payday for a few minutes of being shoved around by the cops.

[Trampis]

Hopefully he'll forego parole for the cause.

-Sin, Sqeaks