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/winsPETcontesthandsdown
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MadRussian wrote:/winsPETcontesthandsdown
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No wonder Florida has so few road games.

Rack the PET, Jsc.
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Great PET, Chip.

RACK it!


As for the prof's decision ...

Alcohol or inbreeding.
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RACK that PET!!
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The PET contest is over. No way anybody tops some dude getting bitten by a gator. Rack it.
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Got to get a ruling from The Deciders on this one. Jsc clearly stated he wasn't on this fishing trip due to health issues. Therefore, someone else "snapped" these photos. Not sure if this qualifies. Otherwise, mJew could run away with the PET contest using other people's photos.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Got to get a ruling from The Deciders on this one. Jsc clearly stated he wasn't on this fishing trip due to health issues. Therefore, someone else "snapped" these photos. Not sure if this qualifies. Otherwise, mJew could run away with the PET contest using other people's photos.
Nah, toolio's pics would still suck.

Maybe we could have Jsc's friend join and post pics of his wife and stuff so that it's all legit.
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BSmack wrote:Maybe we could have Jsc's friend join and post pics of his wife and stuff so that it's all legit.
Just pics of her cans would be fine.
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A few facts to consider here:
No way anybody tops some dude getting bitten by a gator.
Aledged to have been bitten by said gator. No picture with PROFESSORS wing in gators mouth.
Originally from Mississippi, one of the guys now teaches at LSU.
Say what ?? Some one from Mississippi got a teaching degree ?? I call bullshit...
the guy from Mississippi decides that he is going to pet the cute little alligator.
Shocking..no doubt
This was the first time that the professor had ever had his hand inside the mouth on an alligator
This biology lab was not required for the teaching certificate ? Immediate DQ right there..
John had to rush him to the little local hospital, where they stabilized his hand the best they could and pumped him full of pain meds. They then got him back to Baton Rouge, where he had surgery. The professor now has 6 pins in his hand, and most importantly, five fingers. He also has a newfound familiarity with alligators.
And this dude gives out grades to college students studying for a degree ?? No wonder the SEC sucks so bad and why the South lost the war

No actual picture of post incident damage..like the sutures - gapping wound - professor high on Oxy...errr Kentucky heroin...

Can't somebody find the picture of the gator they caught somewhere and gutted and found numerous detached body parts in ?
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Lisa was happy with her fish. Next to her is Bobby Terrebonne, who is the best fishing guide in Grand Isle, trust me on this. :mrgreen: In the background, Lisa's husband has a fish on, and that's John with the LSU cap on.
No tit or gash shot ?
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Derron wrote:A few facts to consider here:
No way anybody tops some dude getting bitten by a gator.
Aledged to have been bitten by said gator. No picture with PROFESSORS wing in gators mouth.
You might want to up the prescription on your glasses, you blind motherfucker.

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John's fishing friend looks like Luther's old travel buddy, Bob the Boob -- minus a few lbs.
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