T1B

5. Nationl Athem over Carl Lewis -- Carl made up for it, now
4. Rope over David Carradine -- occurred in Bangkok, not Hangkok
3. Iceberg over The Titanic -- 705 people ... survived
2. Question over Miss Teen South Carolina -- Mario grabbed wrong question from fishbowl
1. "Nuclear" over George Bush -- Nu-cu-lar is how they say it in Tejas, fuckdumbs


- Wagon

Rack pops. But why are you celebrating getting over on Whitey? People get over on Whitey taking massive shits. It's a biological function.

Screw_Michigan wrote:But why are you celebrating getting over on Whitey?

Because he wouldn't waste 5 seconds on you?

Just a guess.

Federer/Nadal?

Fucking idiot.

poptart wrote:5. Nationl Athem over Carl Lewis -- Carl made up for it, now
4. Rope over David Carradine -- occurred in Bangkok, not Hangkok
3. Iceberg over The Titanic -- 705 people ... survived
2. Question over Miss Teen South Carolina -- Mario grabbed wrong question from fishbowl
1. "Nuclear" over George Bush -- Nu-cu-lar is how they say it in Tejas, fuckdumbs


- Wagon

6, or 1A: Abortion as a law voted for By The People over those who are so small minded they only respect the laws that agree with their own point of view. -- I'm fully expecting whitey'll be bombing clinics soon and killing people in the name of God so as to prevent those people he sees as not agreeing with his Gods law of "thou shalt not kill".

So they don't. Kill.

Hmmm.

Funny how that one works all backwards and forwards.

NBA Full regular season, over Spurs, in '99. Sin, *Phil Jackson.
College football, over USC. Sin, ESPN, 2005 (sorry Van)
Any team that has beaten the New England Patriots in the last 9 years. (sup, ucunt?)
Jim Nance being forced to interview anyone but Tiger Woods.
Any baseball team that didn't have to face the NYY, then gone on to win it all.

TAINTED.

haha -- nice, RF.

RF wrote:Jim Nance

Jim Nantz.


Dinsdale racks me.

What about him ?

5. Texas Tech over Cal in Holiday Bowl. Cal should have beaten Michigan in Rose

4. Oregon State over Cal in 2008. Best is ten times better than Quizz Rodgers, even though Quizz was POY.

3. USC over Cal in 2008. The officals wanted Cal to lose and made up holding and proceedure calls.

2. Eastern Time Zone over Cal. Dude that is like 3 hours different than they were used to.

1. Plane travel over Cal. What it dries out our skin and just wrecks our facials.


Sincerely,

.m2blueblood

Maryland over CAL x 2 I got bode on ALL OF YOU

Wolfman wrote:
What about him ?

See, Smackie? SEE??

"Top 5 Victories Which are Tainted"

Raiduhs over the Chargers the past 6 years...


..oh, wait

Roach wrote: Any decent post that all ways tainted by that mindless "Why are you a racist vapid fuck tard" statement at the end - by The Vaginal One

Crap that was funny. It wasn't in English, but it was funny none the less.

Van wrote:See, Smackie? SEE??

The comic genius of Big O? Uh, yeah, I see.

mvscal wrote:I believe most all wrestling victories are tainted.

Reminds me of when I wrestled in high school. We were competing at home against a school that had a beast in my weight class whose reputation was known far and wide. Before my match against him started, coach calls me over and says, "Listen, son. Do whatever it takes to avoid letting him get you in the Kangaroo Hold. If he does, you'll be pinned for sure." But as soon as the match started, damn if I didn't find myself pretzeled up in the feared Kangaroo Hold. My coach quickly looked away, not wanting to see me getting counted out. But when the roar from the home crowd went up, he looked back to the mat to see me having my hand raised in victory after pinning the dude. After walking proudly back to the coach, he asked me, "What happened? Last I saw you were hopelessly caught in the Kangaroo Hold. How did you escape and get the pin?!?"

"Well, coach," I replied, "after he got me in the hold, all I could see was a pair of balls hanging in front of my face. You'd be surprised how much strength you can muster when you bite your own balls!"

Thank God no one listed tOSU 2002 Natl Championship. I did? Fuck.

The ultimate tainted victory,



Tainted by,

The "Tuck Rule" game was a pretty damn tainted victory.

Both USC's and LSU's titles in '03 were tainted.

The entire Steroid Era in baseball is tainted.

Thunderstorm over Air France -- this is the French we're talking about

poptart wrote:Thunderstorm over Air France -- this is the French we're talking about

Shit. Say it, say it..!!!!

AF447 capitulated.

Q, West Coast Style wrote:The ultimate tainted victory,

How has this not been RACKED yet?

Jim Jones over

Catholic Church lawyers over alter boys.

Preachers who survived being bitten by rattlesnakes (try a sea snake, a krait or a tiger snake, pussies).

Benjamin Netanyahu

Creed reuniting, at the expense of AlterBridge.

Clear Channel.