There's a method to her madness. Applying clown makeup makes viewers focus on her technicolor grille rather than what's below her neck. I suppose she'd rather be ridiculed for bad makeup than for being a porker.Sudden Sam wrote:Does Smith paint her cheekbones with red spray paint? Who the hell tells her , "Yeah, Shelley, you look great. We''re live in 3-2..."
Are all the off-camera folks snickering the entire time they're shooting? I mean, come on.
That Make Up Slatherer Shelley Smith
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Re: That Make Up Slatherer Shelley Smith
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Re: That Make Up Slatherer Shelley Smith
Years back, when I used to work in the restaurant biz....
We had a name for chicks who went for "the Joker" look....
One word.....
"SPACKLE"
Funny thing was, those broads were too stupid to realize they were being insulted.....
Except one, Diane was her name, and she threw a plate at me!
She's best friends with my sis & still hates me to this day.....
ROCK ON SPACKLE!
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