Did it just get gayer in here?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:17 am

Wait...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:34 am

They come back. They always come back... for the education.

I just learned I've been using an ellipsis. All these years I just thought it was a series of periods... a pregnant pause, as it were. Turns out it has a fancy name.

Welcome back OC Mike. Watch out for that R-Jack feller. Real snake in the grass, that guy.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:41 am

War Wagon wrote:They come back. They always come back... for the education.

I just learned I've been using an ellipsis. All these years I just thought it was a series of periods... a pregnant pause, as it were. Turns out it has a fancy name.

Welcome back OC Mike. Watch out for that R-Jack feller. Real snake in the grass, that guy.

It's cool. I only wash my hands 36 times/day now. :smack repelled:

Most importantly, can I still edit out the bold in Dio's posts? :D

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:09 am

OCmike wrote:Most importantly, can I still edit out the bold in Dio's posts? :D

No.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:36 am

OCmike wrote:can I still edit out the bold in Dio's posts?

Can you edit the suck out of them?

TIA

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:51 am

Welcome back, Mike.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:41 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
OCmike wrote:can I still edit out the bold in Dio's posts?
Can you edit the suck out of them?

TIA

Like convincing mvscal not to lob a molotov cocktail at a busload of pre-K black kids, I suppose it's theoretically possible, but the chances are pretty fucking slim.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:35 am

Welcome back Mike. How's that crazy thing workin' out for ya? Good to see you're still breathing.

Looking forward to another HDC.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:19 pm

OCmike checks back in just as Jsc and Mace prepare to check ... OUT -- *cough* *cough* allegedly.

Fair trade.

WB, psycho.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:44 pm

War Wagon wrote:
I've been using an ellipsis. .

chick car.

ask Python if you don't believe me

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:16 am

Coods, I wonder if Biggie and Python have as large a mancrush on you as you do them.

Probably not.

Not that there's anything wrong with mancrushes, if kept within certain boundaries.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:35 am

Mike,

Check your PM's on the BBQ Sauce.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:05 pm

Welcome back to the mob, Mike, and it's about time too.

Now, turn around, bend over, and flap your wings.

Sin,

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 29, 2009 2:15 pm

Gayer?

"Gay" may not be qualified. Something (or technically someone) is either gay, or it isn't. There aren't degrees of gayness. You, Mr. OCMike, are hereby ELIMINATED!

-Van

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Gayer?

"Gay" may not be qualified. Something (or technically someone) is either gay, or it isn't. There aren't degrees of gayness. You, Mr. OCMike, are hereby ELIMINATED!

-Van

Does posting in the wrong thread qualify for elimination?

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:19 pm

Mikey wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Gayer?

"Gay" may not be qualified. Something (or technically someone) is either gay, or it isn't. There aren't degrees of gayness. You, Mr. OCMike, are hereby ELIMINATED!

-Van
Does posting in the wrong thread qualify for elimination?

Only if Van is eliminated.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 29, 2009 2:22 pm

Does posting in the wrong thread qualify for elimination?

I was anonymously eliminated a long time ago, friendo.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:29 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Does posting in the wrong thread qualify for elimination?
I was anonymously eliminated a long time ago, friendo.

I haven't been keeping up. Does that qualify me for elimination?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:24 pm

...hump day challenge next next to resurface???

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:03 pm

I think mike came back today, read the rest of this thread and decided that we were even more psycho than he, and left.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:19 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Gayer?

"Gay" may not be qualified. Something (or technically someone) is either gay, or it isn't. There aren't degrees of gayness. You, Mr. OCMike, are hereby ELIMINATED!

-Van

No way!

There's sorta gay, as in mildly happy. You're from Missouri and you nail a tough spare, with all your buddies watching.

There's crazy outta your head gay. You have bad teeth, you're sitting in a pub in Manchester and Arsenal "own goals."

There's closet gay, like Vin Diesel.

There's flamboyantly gay, like Charles Nelson Reilly.

There are ALL SORTS of perfectly valid ways to quantify "gay." In that respect, the word "gay" could hardly be considered unique.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:22 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Does posting in the wrong thread qualify for elimination?
I was anonymously eliminated a long time ago, friendo.

You were never named, so you were never eliminated, anonymously or otherwise.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat May 30, 2009 5:20 pm

smackaholic wrote:I think mike came back today, read the rest of this thread and decided that we were even more psycho than he, and left.

Nah, the IT gestapo dorks at work ratcheted up the filter so that any non-IT-related BBs are blocked. That, combined with the recent layoff of 121 IT folks (20% of the dept), means my work days can no longer consist of 1 hour of work and 7 of tooling around on the web like the good 'ol SCIII days.

The least those lazy fucks could do is log in from their couch to help us stay caught up. :twisted:

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat May 30, 2009 6:25 pm

smackaholic wrote:I think mike came back today, read the rest of this thread and decided that we were even more psycho than he, and left.

If by psycho you mean boring, you may have a point.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:09 pm

"There's ~~flamboyantly~~ dead gay, like Charles Nelson Reilly"

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:54 am

Well , now that you're here and queer, this place went from gay to Flaming.......

Terry in Crapchester · Sun May 31, 2009 5:48 pm

Since we're doing the grammar smack thingie in here as well . . .

ChargerMike wrote:...hump day challenge next next to resurface???

For double use of the word "next," ChargerMike is

ELIMINATED.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:24 pm

Can I eliminate terry for not using proper font size in his "eliminated" call out?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:55 pm

One thing I can say with confidence, following years of reading Terry's posts, is that Terry will prove to be one tough "out" in this contest.

Just like anybody else he occasionally makes a mistake, but Terry is one seriously precise poster. The way he orders his thoughts, the way he arranges his arguments...in particular, the way he writes, right down to his carefully applied coding, Terry is very persnickety about accuracy.

Dude will seriously work the count. He's always going to see a lot of pitches.

Also, he doesn't post all that frequently anyway, and now his readiness is on even higher alert.

Yep, he's going to be a serious bitch to kill.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:05 pm

this place is gayer than a Ungaro spring frock.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:23 pm

Cuda wrote:this place is gayer than a Ungaro spring frock.

E-FUGGEN-LIMINATED!!!

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:39 pm

Hey Van,

Is your wife aware of your faggotry?

I bet when you saw the"youtube" icon, you said "whoooooo, My tube!"

Fucking faggot.....ELIMINATED

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:29 pm

Adam, you're not quite getting the concept here, I see.

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:39 pm

I'm trying Van.....I never said I was a Mensa.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:59 pm

"Mensan."

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:52 pm

Van wrote:
Cuda wrote:this place is gayer than a Ungaro spring frock.
E-FUGGEN-LIMINATED!!!

sorry, you're wrong in this case

see if you can figure out why

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:55 pm

You were already eliminated?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:57 pm

Van wrote:You were already eliminated?

Why you gotta go and bring his mom into it?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:02 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Van wrote:You were already eliminated?
Why you gotta go and bring his mom into it?

Jesus...

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:20 pm

Jesus broke down just outside Atlanta.....

I'm ADAM, his stand in.....

Son of man my ass....

I made my bones when that jitterbug was throwing his friends off of roof-tops'...

Raise THIS!