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new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:22 pm
by Wolfman
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:43 pm
by Diogenes
mvscal wrote:OK, I guess I'm bored enough to ask just what in the fuck you're talking about.
That makes one of us. I'm barely board enough to drop a post saying I'm not sufficiently bored to care what's going on.

That's still pretty bored.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:35 pm
by Wolfman
What is more amazing than no one responding to this in 24 hours is the deafening silence on this latest Obama gaffe. Had it been W calling the Secretary of Defense BILL Gates, the howls of laughter and thigh slapping from comics and commentators would be deafening.
But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:41 pm
by Mikey
I suppose he should just rename his Cabinet members Turdblossom or Penisdrip or whatever.

Then he wouldn't have to worry about slipping up and attracting the scorn of all the dipshit senile retirees in Florida which, I'm sure, is high on his list of importance.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:44 pm
by Van
Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:50 pm
by Mikey
Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
So you've bought into that whole Obama is God thing, I see.

I'm really disappointed in you Van.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:02 pm
by Van
Mikey, I don't even get whatever joke you're making there, and still I laughed. It just felt funny, somehow.

:oops:

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:52 pm
by Mikey
You don't understand it, but you know it's funny.

I guess that's the definition of sophisticated humor.

Or something.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:09 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wolftard is dying?

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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:33 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Wolfman wrote:But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !
He also knows how to chew a pretzel properly.
Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You actually managed to succeed yourself. \/ \/ \/

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 4:45 am
by PSUFAN
Quick, Bri - wire him 15 bucks, or you'll regret it forever!

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:34 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Upon further review, . . .
Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
While I still think that's hilarious, I have to respectfully disagree with the basic context. Wolfie's anti-Obama railings, when taken as a whole, are hilarious, albeit most definitely unintentionally, in an old man shaking his fists with impotent rage, "get off my lawn" kinda way.

I'm waiting for him to call Obama a "whippersnapper." Over/under: 1 week.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:38 pm
by Diogenes
Terry in Crapchester wrote: Wolfie's anti-Obama railings, when taken as a whole, are hilarious, albeit most definitely unintentionally, in an old man shaking his fists with impotent rage, "get off my lawn" kinda way.
Maybe. Maybe not. But in this case he is absolutely correct...
Had it been W calling the Secretary of Defense BILL Gates, the howls of laughter and thigh slapping from comics and commentators would be deafening.
Of course, lefties ignoring the substance of an argument and relying on ad hominems is par for the course.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 5:32 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...

I call bullshit.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 6:04 pm
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...

I call bullshit.
You're Canadian. By definition, your opinion is irrelevant.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 1:51 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...

I call bullshit.
You're Canadian. By definition, your opinion is irrelevant.
Again with the ad hominems. At least on this board, Perk nailed it. How many lefties are there on this board? Two or three, maybe?

And btw . . .
Diogenes wrote:Of course, lefties ignoring the substance of an argument and relying on ad hominems is par for the course.
Ad hominems? You'll recall I actually found a reason for Wolfie to continue posting.

The closest thing to an ad hominem came from Van. And he happens to be on Wolfie's side of the aisle.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:34 am
by Diogenes
Terry in Crapchester wrote: How many lefties are there on this board? Two or three, maybe?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Terry tries to make a funny. I guess it's an improvement over his political 'takes'.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 3:39 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
As long as Obama hasn't nominated this guy

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ERRR, the guy on the left

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to be Secretary of Defense, he's still a step or ten thousand ahead of Smirky McFlightsuit.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 3:58 pm
by MadRussian
The amount of cock slobbering for obango in this thraed is disturbing

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:42 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
:meds:

That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass.

Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:53 pm
by Van
"Park yourself on a pinecone."

Gotta love that uniquely Upper Midwest flavored smack. Graphic alliteration, with a touch of Euell Gibbons.

:lol:

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 5:47 pm
by socal
mvgoscal blue-lightspecial wrote:"Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck."
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 9:12 pm
by RadioFan
Terry in Crapchester wrote:How many lefties are there on this board?
2:1 ratio, at least :meds:

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:48 pm
by MadRussian
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote::meds:

That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass.

Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck.
I guess what I said hit home for you, huh prancing princess?
Does your wife know you long to daily throat massage your patron saint obama's black cock?
I will bet when he pries you off of it, your mouth sounds like a loud champagne cork popping.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 5:54 pm
by Van
Mgo got married?

Mgo, married. Classic.

:mrgreen:

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:05 pm
by MadRussian
Van wrote:Mgo got married?

Mgo, married. Classic.

:mrgreen:
Oh thats right, gay marriages are not legal.
Scratch that then.. His "life partner" then :lol:

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:10 pm
by socal
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Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:11 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Can you guys let me know when the fucking fury's unleashed? I have to run some errands and shit.

Re: new Secretary of Defense ?

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:36 pm
by Moving Sale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Can you guys let me know when the fucking fury's unleashed? I have to run some errands and shit.
He HAS been unleashed. He called you a fag.