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Martyred can accommodate a wide variety of things.
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I'll add...

live eels
live earthworms
live snakes
various oversized animal appendages
Mexicans
fists, as in multiples
human feet
guitars
rolling pins
bowling pins
a can of WD40
the back end of a bottle of Behringer's white zin
a bicycle pump
a bible
the girl's entire wardrobe
a Big Mac
i-phone
other people's bodily waste
a Batman doll
A Jeff Gordon doll
half a small jar of peanut butter
the Mach 5
a large slice of blueberry pie
a rainbow trout
Skreech, from Saved By The Bell
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Horsecock and philly cheese steak. Gag.

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ADAM wrote:fucking rookies
Us? Rookies? You tried to swipe your card in the taco for 3 "big ones" and got rejected for "being short". You calling bode on that?
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IndyFrisco wrote:Horsecock and philly cheese steak. Gag.

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^^^ ain't that Cinder? Brings to mind a troll "Cinder's Festering Gash" or something
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Unusual? A banana? You're wack.
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For me in real life (unusual or not):
Toothbrush
Curling iron
Shampoo bottle
Jewelry
Underwear (socks and bra too but not all at once)
Banana
Cucumber
Carrot
Gourd
Popsicle
Ice cube
Ping pong ball
Baseball bat (sm)
Tennis racquet
Heel of shoe
Manual shift lever of automobile
Beverage can
Beverage bottle
Shot glass
Handgun (rifle)
Nunchucks (one at a time)
Cell phone
Flashlight
Screwdriver
Hammer
Shower head
Garden hose
broom stick
Mop handle
Shovel handle
Pencils
Cigarettes (lit)
Cigars (lit)
Magic marker
Apple (sliced)
Orange (whole)
Candle (lit)
Flute (I think it was actually a recorder)
Sunglasses
Camera
TV remote
Shoe horn
Cue stick

Plus:
Other chick's tongue, fingers, foot
myriad of toys from strap-ons to double-dongs to wands and whips
monkey paw
rabbit's foot
big stick
bubble pop
Teenage mutant ninja pop (stained her green for a week)
turkey baster full of milk
turkey baster 1/2 full of Jager (shots anyone?)
Corded phone
Dope
Money (paper)
Fleshlight
Brake handle
Ski pole
Cresent wrench (many other tools)
Hot dog (Brats and the like too)
Strawberry
Plastic carrot
End of a jump-rope
walking stick (cane)
part of a Diper :shock:

There has to be more but that is all I can think of at the moment.
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That must've been one helluva pre-trial hearing...
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Well for most of you faggots, your own dick in a vagina of any kind would be a unusual sight.


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Jsc810 wrote:a stack of quarters


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Jsc810 wrote:It was at a bar
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Moving Sale wrote:Handgun (rifle)
You'd think that a defense lawyer would know that a rifle is most definitely not an example of a handgun.


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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Handgun (rifle)
You'd think that a defense lawyer would know that a rifle is most definitely not an example of a handgun.


:meds:
Only if you don't care if your client gets 25 to life. Just pay me the fee bitch.
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Perhaps to a dwarf, the shoulder is needed to properly fire a handgun? The kickback from .38 would probably cause TVO to do a back-flip.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Handgun (rifle)
You'd think that a defense lawyer would know that a rifle is most definitely not an example of a handgun.


:meds:
It was an addition dolt. Like this part.
Cresent wrench (many other tools)
Hot dog (Brats and the like too)


It was your chance to run Syntax smack not shitty Lawyer smack. That you blew it surprises me none.

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The additions, or examples, usually refer to the word preceding the parentheses, tard.

Parentheses can also be used to enclose incidental information. Examples of this can include "passing comments" as outlined below:
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Moving Sale wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Handgun (rifle)
You'd think that a defense lawyer would know that a rifle is most definitely not an example of a handgun.


:meds:
It was an addition dolt. Like this part.
Cresent wrench (many other tools)
Hot dog (Brats and the like too)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

DUDE! STAY DOWN!! QUIT, ALREADY!!! YOU NEVER WIN!! YOU CAN'T WIN!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

God, you fucked that up. It wasn't bad enough for you to simply butcher it in the first place. Nope, not you. You had to go and prove your dumbfuckery, beyond any shadow of a doubt. You had to go and drive it home, with your two examples. Proof positive, that you simply haven't the slightest clue.

Here's a hint: You, or a crescent wrench, either one is correctly considered a type of tool. A bratwurst may at least loosely be considered a type of hot dog. You got those two examples correct. Those are types of additions, or similar things. Unfortunately, those two examples bear no relation to the original "Handgun (rifle)" example, which, if anything, is an example of opposites, not similar things. Handgun (rifle) is kinda like Yugo (luxury automobile)

A rifle is in no way considered to be a type of handgun. It's not an addition to be denoted in parentheses, since it's not a similar thing.

Light coming on yet, slappy?


So, rather than simply admit your error and move on, what do you do? You attempt to debate the point, using examples which only serve to show just how wrong you were in the first place. The examples you used could've easily been given by ucan't, to demonstrate how to correctly use the parentheses when denoting additions. Instead, you used them to unintentionally demonstrate how badly you screwed up your original point.

Outstanding work, counselor.

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Vansmackless rides again! A handgun and a rifle are not similar. Got it. One shoots bullets and the other one makes ice cream. Got it.

THIS is what you think is smack worthy? This...

Handgun (rifle)

Seriously? Saying SR is south of Mt Tam is fine but this:

Handgun (rifle)

This is worth a few hundred words. Dude you have serious issues.

And I don't mean that in a good way.
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Moving Sale wrote:Little Orphan Orange, Strawberry Short Kook
Does the maker of Otter Pops pay you royalties for these names?
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Do you have another trick pony?
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And you do? You are a vapid vile self-loathing pile of horse shit who is right .001% of the time.
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this thread is just wrong 88 and please do not do the asshole gay version or I may be gone for longer than I have. ;)
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88 wrote:There is some sick shit out there dog. Sick.
Well, you guys are sick anyway. Just imagine the unspeakable things they could be doing to Margaret!

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Add on:
Lava lamp night light
9 iron
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You must really be walking funny this morning.

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How 'bout tiny himself......sideways.
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