Highway hijinks......

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:09 am

were afoot on the 13 today, apparently.

Some "coal burner" and her 2 "multi-cultis" decided it would be a good idea to get all ghetto on me because I made a left turn a little closer to their piece of shit minivan than they would've liked, this afternoon.

The fun started with tauntings of the ever so ladylike....."pull over, bitch"! Hand motions included.

Things quickly escalated as I drove behind them laughing and pointing at them like I were in the studio audience of America's Funniest Home Videos. (the ones that Bob Saget used to host)

When I finally came to a stop light about 1/4 from where the incident started, these hyenas jumped outta their vehicle and surrounded my car in the middle of the street. The "50/50" made it to my passenger seat first, and I snapped a picture of her as she spewed her bullshit all over my dog. My dog later told me that the chick's breath smelled like that of a crustified cum bubble off of her last mate's pubic hair.

Here's this bitch in action:

Then, the smoke jumper showed up at my driver side window and started talking shit. I just laughed at her, and then pulled my camera phone out and attempted to snap a picture of the creature. This is when she slapped my hand and I dropped my phone, taking this picture instead:

With that, she waddled back to her van as the light turned green. I was lucky enough to look over to my passenger side window JUST in enough time to see the pink pig pull her jeans down and fucking moon me. Hahaha! I fumbled to pick my camera up, but she fled. As I watched her run behind my car, I noticed a third noglet standing by my rear passenger side tire....disgruntled at the fact that she wasn't able to participate in the action, she quickly stomped the right side of my bumper, and jumped back into their vehicle. She had to be only about, 13 or 14?

Here's a picture of "Mudsharky's Machine" in hot pursuit:

Clearly, they wanted me to get their license plate # and contact the police, which I did shortly afterwards.

I made quick friends with the interviewing officer, and even though I didn't have any damages from the incident, and didn't want anything more than just to give them a "heads up" regarding these assholes, he suggested they run the plates, and arrest the mother for battery, and the younger one for vandalism or something?

I dunno.

Either way, it was an interesting afternoon here in the lovely state of Maryland.

And I'm only 3 months and 12 days in.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:27 am

This begs to be captioned

Bitch, what is your problem? I will drag your pasty white ass out of that seat and curb stomp you right in front of your yapping dog.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:33 am

I was thinking more along the lines of......

"Bitch, you got a donut in your glove box"?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:40 am

War Wagon wrote:This begs to be captioned

Obvious.

2,2

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:41 am

That sure is a mangy cat you got riding shotgun...

You did mean, ~~dog~~ cat... right?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:48 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
War Wagon wrote:This begs to be captioned

Obvious.

2,2

A few more "Number 3's" at Wendy's and it'll read

"- -"

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:52 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:That sure is a mangy cat you got riding shotgun...

You did mean, ~~dog~~ cat... right?

Mangy?

Tha' fuck?!

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:01 am

That chick looks more Hispanic...maybe 'Rican. She doesn't really look like your typical East Bay style arms in the air, hand jivin,' neck bobbin', serial angerin' black chick.

I also gotta say that this Ana Ng writes way too much like Bace (or Mgo or PSU imitating Bace) for me to be fully convinced this is a real woman posting here.

No woman was ever this funny, in this particular way. Only the 'buzzer was even similar and I don't think even she was quite this good.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:03 am

Ana Ng wrote:I was thinking more along the lines of......

"Bitch, you got a donut in your glove box"?

Pretty sure she had already had her Krispy Kremes and was heading to the swimming pool to work off some calories before you cut her off in traffic.

Damn women drivers act like they own the road while they're talking on a cell phone and petting their dog.... so you're one of these women who drive around with a dog on your lap.

Automatic ticket. Leave Boopsie at home next time and maybe you won't find yourself so distracted you piss off the locals.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:05 am

Van,

Check the other thread you started. She posted a pic of her with your name just to prove to you she is a chick. She's starting to go the Cinder route.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:20 am

Indy, I just saw it.

Fuck. I'm getting seriously bothered over here...her...whatever.

I guess I'm still holding out hope that it's just an Mgo troll. Even the name "Ana Ng" sounds like there's an inside joke in there somewhere, and I'm just not privy to it since I'm not one of the cool kids.

Maybe, just maybe, he found some woman with a wonderful face who was willing to pose for him. She agreed to be an integral component of this cruel ruse, in exchange for Sparty tickets, a cuntfull of roofies and a properly notarized disclaimer form.

The fact she says "she can't," that's gotta be the tip off. Carrot and sticking me like that, what is she, Hieronymus Bosch??

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:26 am

Van wrote:Maybe, just maybe, he found some some woman with a wonderful face who was willing to pose for him. She agreed to be an integral component of this cruel ruse, in exchange for Sparty tickets, a cuntfull of roofies and a properly notarized disclaimer form.

There you go. Bury your head in the sand and deny it just like you do with U$C's lack of institutional control. ;)

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:31 am

Dude, as long as your not sending crank shot pics and PM'ing "Ana Ng" about "capital T" and stuff, you're fine. Enjoy the show.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:34 am

Van wrote:I guess I'm still holding out hope that it's just an Mgo troll.

You're the west coast version of "Indyretard".

unreal.

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:35 am

Tom, it's always the ones with the sweetest faces who end up being the heaviest curses...

Talking about Ana, not you, btw.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:39 am

Van wrote:
Talking about Ana, not you, btw.

Make up your mind... retard.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:40 am

Van wrote:Tom, it's always the ones with the sweetest faces who end up having the heaviest curves...

ftfy

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:43 am

Van wrote:Indy, I just saw it.
I'm getting seriously bothered over here...

Of course you are. If you're a red blooded American male, you will get played by devious red blooded American females.

Just back off.

The only thing that women hate more than a man looking at their breasts is when a man pretends not to look at their breasts.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:45 am

m2 wrote:
Van wrote:Talking about Ana, not you, btw.
Make up your mind... retard.

I have...

-You're a record setting coward, with a minor in completely sucking at interwebbing.

-Your team is full of cowards, and they suck at time travel, and they never met an important game which didn't cause them to instantly turtle. Cal and Maryland should switch nics.

-The "Ana" in Ana's posts has a gorgeous face and, apparently, spectacular breasts

-I'm holding out hope that the girl in the pictures is just a hired gun, in the employ of Bace, Mgo or PSU, for the purposes of pulling another (far more subversive) Wendy_Lou_Who style troll. W_L_W was a great troll, but she was just a one trick fuckpony.

This Ana Ng character, the object with that one is to dig much deeper.

These truths I hold as self evident, and I otherwise piss on you.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:49 am

I's gots one trollz on dis bode dats wurth a chit and it ain't Ana. I'z also outed me'z az dat troll be4. Mos no it'z me.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:50 am

Indy, I went back and corrected that. I meant PSU, not you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:54 am

WW, the woman with great breasts who doesn't want people to see them and admire them hasn't been born.

It's simply a matter of application, as to the degree of supplication and capitulation.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:59 am

What do you call a big, fat, ugly, sheboon with a pink 22 jersey?

mvscal!

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:01 am

Van, nice validation of the dissertation on the concentration of the chest inflation.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:02 am

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:What do you call a big, fat, ugly, sheboon with a pink 22 jersey?[/b]

mvscal!

I thought you thought mvscal was cool. Damn dude, you're a fair weather friend.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:05 am

Tom In VA wrote:Van, nice validation of the dissertation on the concentration of the chest inflation.

Sweet usage of the bionic pentameter.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:05 am

Head bobbing and finger wagling....

"Don't make me go all Oakland Lovelle on yo White arse!"

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:11 am

Van wrote: I'm holding out hope that the girl in the pictures is just a hired gun

Why?

Don't bother, I know why. Van, go play your sick fantasies elsewhere.

Run, Ana, run.... but keep in touch.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:12 am

Tom In VA wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:What do you call a big, fat, ugly, sheboon with a pink 22 jersey?[/b]

mvscal!
I thought you thought mvscal was cool. Damn dude, you're a fair weather friend.

Not me, man.....blame the forum's filter. I guess it didn't want someones little feelings to get hurt.

Here....let's try this again.....

N..... I..... G....G.....E....R

Happy now????

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:29 am

so someone took exception to an air-foil driving, toy dog owning princess cutting them off in traffic? the nerve of it.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:32 am

This

Plus

EQUALS

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:04 am

Van, Ana's real...and she's spectacular.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:24 am

PSUFAN wrote:Van, Ana's real...and she's spectacular.

So are the reindeer.

See, that's a problem.

The girl in Ana's pics? She's beautiful, and the best sort of beautiful: "interesting hot"

As opposed to, say, "generic and vacuous hot."

Her posts? They're uniformly excellent.

So, pardon me if I don't suspect you, Bace or Mgo are behind this, especially since she's also a mod.

Let me ask you something. As long as you've been around these boards, when have we ever witnessed another female poster who was remotely as funny as this Ana Ng?

Buzzer is the only one I can recall. ppanther was also very good, but she shared none of Ana's peculiar (and eerily familiar) "board mod" style of humor. When panther went for humor she was much more clinical, cutting and condescending.

Ana? She puts things together just like Bace.

Hey, maybe she is for real. If so, great. That really would be great. She'd be the best combination of intriguing beauty and quality humor I've ever encountered on any message board.

Maybe I'll have to begin thinking of her as our very own Sarah Silverman...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:47 am

War Wagon wrote:Damn women drivers act like they own the road while they're talking on a cell phone and petting their dog.... so you're one of these women who drive around with a dog on your lap.

Actually, my dog has her very own car seat:

Your comment about women drivers leads me to ask what your daughter must be petting while she drives?

Her girlfriend's cat?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:41 pm

pink shirt - check

puka - check

hard ass stare - check

Didn't know the crew had a women's auxilliary.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:05 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:That sure is a mangy cat you got riding shotgun...

You did mean, ~~dog~~ cat... right?
Mangy?

Tha' fuck?!

Ms Hilton, if your oversized rat fits in your purse, then... you know what? Whatever.

You get props for properly securing your "loved one" in your vehicle. You're okay in my book.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:08 pm

Ana, let me guess, this all went down in PG County? Where specifically? Rack your PET and story. And what the fuck is a coalburner?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:34 pm

Well, that was a good run while it lasted. RACK Van.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:20 pm

Bace or Mgo are behind this

Bace is legless, man. His legs were found by Mgo, who has run with then farther than they'd been before.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:32 pm

Screw_Mich, the 13 isn't in PG county, you're thinking of 1. 13 is Eastern Shore territORy (MD accent, kind of like Balty mORE). You cross it going to Ocean City, MD. Salisbury, MD. All I remember growing up is Frank Purdue had one his chicken farms out that way.