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The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
As a long-standing member of T1B, I can no longer sit idly by and watch this carnage unfold. We, as honourable netizens and concerned peoples must act to put and end to the senseless bloodshed.

I propose:

1. An immediate cessation of hostilities

2. Multi-party talks on framing a lasting cease-fire

3. T1B observers stationed in all open forums to monitor hostilities

4. Formation of a "Truth And Reconciliation" committee

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END ILLEGAL HOUSE DEMOLITIONS IN THE SPIN ZONE FORUM...NOW!!!

^^^^^^
I don't even know what that means, but it sounded good 3 minutes ago

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:38 pm
by Derron
Martyred wrote:As a long-standing member of T1B, I can no longer sit idly by and watch this carnage unfold. We, as honourable netizens and concerned peoples must act to put and end to the senseless bloodshed.
Nice gas can attempt..but no cigar...there is no conflict to seasoned posters or even casual observers.

Screw Michigan is a tardling little bitch who trolls every topic, jumps in with his squealing little bitch voice " Your a fucking dumb wit jerk off" blasts...offers no logical take or rationale..Goobler comes in, in his normal one sentence blast, lops off Screw's pathetic nuts and shoves them down his throat in one fluid motion and then leaves the topic, and Screw is grasping for his bleeding scrot sac, screaming about dumb wits and all that shit, and how he got over.

Not even a war, border skirmish, or intrusion. It is a tard being bitch slapped and nothing more...save your piling on for something worth reading.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shit, I'm agreeing with Derron.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:52 pm
by Derron
Goober McTuber wrote:Shit, I'm agreeing with Derron.
Don't let it become a habit or it will ruin your board cred...

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:02 pm
by The Deciders
Fuck it. We'll just come out with it.

Screw_Michigan pays us a rather handsome sum to keep his nic active. So don't expect much to be done on this front. It's all about dollas, boys and girls.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:05 pm
by Derron
The Deciders wrote:Fuck it. We'll just come out with it.

Screw_Michigan pays us a rather handsome sum to keep his nic active. So don't expect much to be done on this front. It's all about dollas, boys and girls.

That's good ..cause it sure as fuck ain't about the smack either of you can run..

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:08 pm
by The Deciders
We're not paid to "run smack," simpleton. We're paid to make sure that others DO.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:11 pm
by The Deciders
BTW,
The Deciders wrote:It's all about dollas, boys and girls.
If somebody wants to out-bid S_M to shitcan his ip, we can accommodate that. It's all about the green, gents. It's what keeps this place afloat.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:14 pm
by PSUFAN
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:41 pm
by Shoalzie
Don't end their war...their fights over CCHA vs. WCHA are one of the few things keeping the Hockey forum alive.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Shoalzie wrote:Don't end their war...their fights over CCHA vs. WCHA are one of the few things keeping the Hockey forum alive.
There's no war there, the solution is typical: The WCHA underachieves, miraculously gets a cash-cow team like Wisky into the tournament, where they promptly choke. The WCHA will be lucky to get three teams in the tournament this year.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:35 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Derron wrote:Image
Come back when you have a take that's more deciferable than a three-time alcoholic loser with a fourth-grade Eastern Oregon education, fucking tard.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:41 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Shoalzie wrote:Don't end their war...their fights over CCHA vs. WCHA are one of the few things keeping the Hockey forum alive.
I am insulted. Almost.

I suggest you take a gander the latest offering in the "Shoo In" thread.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:13 pm
by Shoalzie
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Don't end their war...their fights over CCHA vs. WCHA are one of the few things keeping the Hockey forum alive.
I am insulted. Almost.

I suggest you take a gander the latest offering in the "Shoo In" thread.


I said "one of the few"...I didn't say the "only thing". I'm happy to see the Chowds embracing the Bruins again...it's good for business.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:20 pm
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote: Come back when you have a take that's more deciferable than a three-time alcoholic loser with a fourth-grade Eastern Oregon education, fucking tard.
Priceless.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:11 am
by Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote:Image
Come back when you have a take that's more deciferable than a three-time alcoholic loser with a fourth-grade Eastern Oregon education, fucking tard.
Yeah its kind of hard to "decifer" when you look at it that way.....but then you have to consider the following things:

1. You go to websites called "barf blog"

2. You link to pictures with the word "vomit" in the description.

3. You post piece of shit non topical takes above your "barf blast"

4. You can not spell a simple word like "decipher".

Now add those 4 tardisims up and what do you get ......A FUCKING TARD , but in your mind it is a take...a bad one but to you a take non the less...to the rest of us...mere fodder to pass the time until Sports Center comes on..

Stop posting pictures of you jamming your tongue in your boyfriends pie hole and then making him puke....and if your going to try and run smack Jethro..make sure you have enough digits exposed to "cifer" on.

Unbelievable...

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Studies show an overwhelming number of posts on T1B by Duhhhhron involved homosexual connotations of some kind. What a fucking surprise.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:45 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I, for one, can't stand Gobbles or SM. However, SM is much more annoying than Gobbles on his worst day.

PM Deciders

routing#, acct#, and wire instructions is on its way.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:49 pm
by smackaholic
hey deciders, how 'bout a two fer package deal?

The OL's got some spare change in her ebay bidness paypal account that I could embsmackezzle your way.

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:57 pm
by Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote:Studies show an overwhelming number of posts on T1B by Duhhhhron involved homosexual connotations of some kind. What a fucking surprise.
Only a tard is going to " study" anything on this board.

And for a tard who has had a plunger sticking out of his ass forever..you make me laff....

Can you "decifer" that bitch ?

Re: The Goober McTuber/Screw Michigan War

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:53 pm
by PSUFAN
just kiss my fat white ass
I'm afraid not.