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Are we gonna do this? If so, here are my picks:

Fidel Castro, Cuban dictator, cancer.
Kim Jong-Il, North Korea's "Dear Leader," stroke.
Amy Winehouse, singer, accidental drug overdose.
Zsa Zsa Gabor, famous for being famous, Alzheimer's.
mvscal, T1B poster, homicide, forgets he's not on the interwebs and calls a 300-pound black dude named Bubba a "dumbass mvscal" to his face.
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John Wooden
Patrick Swayze
Keith Richards (keeps defying my predictions)
Jerry Lewis


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Dick Cheney, evil potus string puller, heart attack
Robert Byrd, Senator, klansman, just old as hell
BHO, HNIC, messiah, lead poisoning
Joan Rivers, comic, pimp of just about anything on TV, face falls off.
Joe Biden, VHNIC, cancer
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Jsc810 wrote:Who won this year's Death Pool? Was there a Death Pool for 2008? Luther's threads for the 2006 and 2007 Death Pools are in the archives, but I didn't see one for 2008.


Assuming the same basic rules that Luther set out in those threads, my picks for 2009:
The first rule is that Luther starts the thread.

Peter Falk- Alzhiemers
Farrah Fawcett- Cancer of the ass
Ann B. Davis- Heart Attack
Hugh Hefner- Heart Attack while banging 2007 Playmate of the Year
Henry Kissinger- Satan decides he needs a negotiator
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Nancy Reagan - natural causes
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - assassination
Lindsey Lohan - car accident
Sean Connery - heart attack
Donald Sutherland - prescription drug overdose
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OJ Simpson- prison shank to the neck.
John Daly- alcohol poisoning
Danny Aiello- heart attack
James Earl Jones - cancer
Sean Avery - ice skate blade to the neck
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I know we did one for 2008 - No clue where it is

Jerry Richardson, Carolina Panthers Owner - Heart Failure
Mike Tyson - Psychopath - Boredom
Bob Barker, Game show Icon - Rabid dog bite
Jack Kevorkian - Suicide Doc - Suicide
Brett Musberger - Worst announcer of all time - Sooner Fans
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Bill Davidson (Pistons owner)-Natural Causes
Gary Busey- stroke
Soupy Sales-Cancer
Camilla Parker-Bowles-death blow from the ugly stick.
Ron Santo-diabetes
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Pickle Death Pool Predictions:

Millions of negroes from AIDS
Millions of negroes from Sickle Cell - God Bless that Disease
Millions of negroes from Gang Violence and Drive By Shootings
Millions of negroes from a World Wide Chimpout



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Hopefully you’ll choke to death on a large black penis.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully you’ll choke to death on a large black penis.


Why do you hate your race so much? White Guilt? Get over it!
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Justa Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully you’ll choke to death on a large black penis.


Why do you hate your race so much?
I don’t hate my race. I just don’t have any use for race-baiting pinheads like you. Hopefully the holiday bells are ringing non-stop in your ears, Stanley Q. Pickle.
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Another PIckle Death Pool Entrant:


Goober McTubs - Casualty Impending Race/Culture War - Hung for treasion/crimes against his race.
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Jsc810 wrote:
Hey Pickle, list 5 blacks who you think will die in 2009 if that's what you want to do, but otherwise please don't turn this thread into a race thread, ok? Thanks.


Thanks Chip!


Just 5 blacks? Okay....open the phone book and take the first 5 black guys that start with the letter "A".
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WolverineSteve wrote:Hugh Hefner-Heart attack
Earlier, BSmack wrote:Hugh Hefner- Heart Attack while banging 2007 Playmate of the Year
The first rule of Death Pool threads may be that Luther starts the thread. One of the later rules is that you can't take anyone who has already been taken by someone else.
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The next rule is every death thread has a handful of tards who don't bother to check to see if people have been taken yet.
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Elizabeth Taylor actress heart disease
Kirk Douglas actor congestive heart failure
Betty Ford ex-first lady natural causes
Ed McMahon former tv announcer guy pneumonia
Ted Kennedy politician cancer
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Tony Kornholer- Strangled to death by Ron Jaworski
Rahm Emanuel- Suicide near the cannon in Ft Marcy Park
Governor Rod Blowjobavich- concrete overshoes, lake michigan... take a wild guess
Bill Clinton- massive stroke
Caroline Kennedy- bizarre gardening accident
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Luther is around--- whether he surfaces here to do the death pool is up to him.
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Jsc810 wrote: W. Mark Felt, "Deep Throat", Alzheimers
There's a risk associated with picking people already circling the drain with a couple weeks left in the year. :lol:
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Mickey Rooney - heart attack
Andy Dick - drug overdose
Abe Vigoda - cancer
Dick Van Dyke - car accident
Monty Hall - stroke
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Hugh Hefner-Heart attack
Earlier, BSmack wrote:Hugh Hefner- Heart Attack while banging 2007 Playmate of the Year
The first rule of Death Pool threads may be that Luther starts the thread. One of the later rules is that you can't take anyone who has already been taken by someone else.

saw that, fixed.
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what are the rules on changing picks? If it is allowed, I would like to trade joe biden for the dumbass 23 year old who just got herself engaged to that pos retired cop in chicago who kills all his OLs.
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Wolfman wrote:Luther is around--- whether he surfaces here to do the death pool is up to him.

...Annie knows where Luther is...I'll give him a call, but the powers that be have to let him back in the fold...and then he'll probably tell them to shove it.
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smackaholic wrote:what are the rules on changing picks? If it is allowed, I would like to trade joe biden for the dumbass 23 year old who just got herself engaged to that pos retired cop in chicago who kills all his OLs.

...changed approved..I am still the commish. :wink:
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Beverly Cleary writer natural causes
Fats Domino singer heart attack
Michael Jackson pedophile drug overdose
Stan Musial baseball HOFer respiratory failure
Walter Cronkite news guy heart failure
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Andy Griffith - Heart failure. Sorry, Aunt Bea.
Joe Paterno - Heart attack..in the press box.
Gary Coleman - Suicide by cop
Jim Brown - Cancer
Adam West - Bat rope.
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ChargerMike wrote:
smackaholic wrote:what are the rules on changing picks? If it is allowed, I would like to trade joe biden for the dumbass 23 year old who just got herself engaged to that pos retired cop in chicago who kills all his OLs.

...changed approved..I am still the commish. :wink:
thanks, mike.

biden better stay alive now, or I'll be pissed.

Actually, he's a pos, he can go ahead and die, as long as nobody else picks up the points.
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*edit* Didnt see that this was from 2 years ago*
DamnTheCowboys wrote:Elizabeth Taylor actress heart disease
Kirk Douglas actor congestive heart failure
Betty Ford ex-first lady natural causes
Ed McMahon former tv announcer guy pneumonia
Ted Kennedy politician cancer
2 right so far

Bobby42 got Gary Coleman!
Yer A Fucken Jerkoff got Michael Jackson!
Wolvereen Steve got Ron Santo
Bsmack got Farrah Fawcet
Smackaholic got Robert White Sheet Byrd

Whoops, The seer got John Wooden and P. Swayze
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Trampis wrote:*edit* Didnt see that this was from 2 years ago*
DamnTheCowboys wrote:Elizabeth Taylor actress heart disease
Kirk Douglas actor congestive heart failure
Betty Ford ex-first lady natural causes
Ed McMahon former tv announcer guy pneumonia
Ted Kennedy politician cancer
2 right so far

Bobby42 got Gary Coleman!
Yer A Fucken Jerkoff got Michael Jackson!
Wolvereen Steve got Ron Santo
Bsmack got Farrah Fawcet
Smackaholic got Robert White Sheet Byrd

Whoops, The seer got John Wooden and P. Swayze
YAFJ also got Walter Cronkite. Cronkite was younger than Wooden and Jackson was younger than Swayze, so unless the Seer picked up bonus points, I think YAFJ won.
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Trampis wrote:*edit* Didnt see that this was from 2 years ago*
DamnTheCowboys wrote:Elizabeth Taylor actress heart disease
Kirk Douglas actor congestive heart failure
Betty Ford ex-first lady natural causes
Ed McMahon former tv announcer guy pneumonia
Ted Kennedy politician cancer
2 right so far

Bobby42 got Gary Coleman!
Yer A Fucken Jerkoff got Michael Jackson!
Wolvereen Steve got Ron Santo
Bsmack got Farrah Fawcet
Smackaholic got Robert White Sheet Byrd

Whoops, The seer got John Wooden and P. Swayze
Bill Davidson croaked and Soupy Sales did too.
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Trampis wrote:*edit* Didnt see that this was from 2 years ago*
DamnTheCowboys wrote:Elizabeth Taylor actress heart disease
Kirk Douglas actor congestive heart failure
Betty Ford ex-first lady natural causes
Ed McMahon former tv announcer guy pneumonia
Ted Kennedy politician cancer
2 right so far

Bobby42 got Gary Coleman!
Yer A Fucken Jerkoff got Michael Jackson!
Wolvereen Steve got Ron Santo
Bsmack got Farrah Fawcet
Smackaholic got Robert White Sheet Byrd

Whoops, The seer got John Wooden and P. Swayze
Bill Davidson croaked and Soupy Sales did too.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
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