What does it take to be a Bouncer?
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Money Shot
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Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
A friend of mine does that for a job. He's not the kind of person who is good with computers, so the office environment is out. He likes the job, those odd ball hours and he gets a lot of tail. I don't see a problem here. What is it you do for a living again?
Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
We say Pogue Mahone from time to time, it's a local saying that a few local Irish attorney's share from time to time...
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Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
Pogue Mahone=kiss my behind (loose translation form Gaelic) or so I've been told.
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Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
Zy just might be able to network his way out of the fight. AngryBarGuy could very well be boyz with one of Zyclone's boys. A flip of the cell phone and some fast dialing midget fingers could easily stop that right hook dead in its tracks.
Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
War Wagos seemingly possesses admirable Bouncer qualities. When a pretty girl tries to distract him so her buddies can sneak in, he ignores her, because she'll just be a fat little pig in a few decades.
This qualification might even transcend the coat hanger physique.
This qualification might even transcend the coat hanger physique.
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Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
Your local fine eating/drinking establishments don't employ bouncers. They hire off-duty cops. No, it's not the same.Toddowen wrote:What does it take to become a bouncer at any local fine eating or drinking establishment?
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Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
Where I go out drinking, the local after hours eating place is RUN by retired and off duty cops. It sure does make it easier to get a garbage plate at 2:30 AM when you know idiot drunks will be handled with extreme prejudice.Bobby42 wrote:Your local fine eating/drinking establishments don't employ bouncers. They hire off-duty cops. No, it's not the same.Toddowen wrote:What does it take to become a bouncer at any local fine eating or drinking establishment?
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Re: What does it take to be a Bouncer?
When a pretty girl from Pennsylvania tries to distract you, feel free to start a meaningless fight. It's much more sensible.PSUFAN wrote:War Wagos seemingly possesses admirable Bouncer qualities. When a pretty girl tries to distract him so her buddies can sneak in, he ignores her, because she'll just be a fat little pig in a few decades.
I've never even been to Perry county and I want to nuke the place.
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