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Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:31 am**

Phelps' weakest event was the 4x100 freestyle which the Americans were supposed to finish 2nd behind the French. What a fucking race that was at the end. Lezak swims his best 100 ever by running down that cocky French fuck to steal away the Gold. Phelps now has a clear path to the 8 golds. Every event from this point forward, he and his team are favored in.

The Olympics just got interesting.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:02 am**

The Olympics just got interesting.

The words "Olympics" and "interesting" in the same sentence? Are you high?

You have a swimming take? Are you serious?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:46 pm**

TheJON wrote:
The Olympics just got interesting.
The words "Olympics" and "interesting" in the same sentence? Are you high?

You have a swimming take? Are you serious?

His wife is camped on the remote for the next two weeks. He can't help himself.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:03 pm**

TheJON wrote:You have a swimming take? Are you serious?

Yeah, I know. How foolish of me to follow something that has never been done before.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:49 pm**

BSmack wrote:
TheJON wrote:
The Olympics just got interesting.
The words "Olympics" and "interesting" in the same sentence? Are you high?

You have a swimming take? Are you serious?
His wife is camped on the remote for the next two weeks. He can't help himself.

And your wife watches Full House.

So?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:55 pm**

Yeah, I know. How foolish of me to follow something that has never been done before.

Who cares if it's never been done before? It's swimming. I love going to the ocean and swimming around in the water as much as the next guy but like heck if I'm going to watch competitive swimming. I didn't know people actually watched that crap.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:15 pm**

The ending of that race last night was probably second time ever that I've watched a Summer Olympic event and actual stood up from the couch and cheered as I watched it. Lezak making the comeback was pretty cool considering the French were favored and were talking smack. The look on their faces afterwards was priceless...that look of "did that really just happened?"

If you were wondering, the other time I cheered openly while watching a Summer Olympic event was watching Michael Johnson run during the '96 Games in Atlanta.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:21 pm**

TheJON wrote: Who cares if it's never been done before?

Myself and about a billion others.

I watched Mark Spitz win 7 golds in '72, and it will be pretty fucking cool if Phelps can get 8.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:22 pm**

Jon probably thinks Phelps got steroids from Tony LaRussa or something...

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:23 pm**

I hope Phelps writes a check to Lesak for 1/8th of that million dollar speedo bonus he'll get if he gets all 8 Golds.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:31 pm**

TheJON wrote:I didn't know people actually watched that crap.

The same has often been said about Kansas City baseball.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:40 pm**

The same has often been said about Kansas City baseball.

What's your point?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:48 pm**

TheJON wrote:
The same has often been said about Kansas City baseball.
What's your point?

Different people will watch different types of crap. Was that so hard to figure out, Corky?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:54 pm**

Baseball = popular
Swimming = not so much

Hey, if you like swimming good for you. I'm not knocking you at all. Just surprised anyone watches it. Well, at least anyone with some nuts between their legs....

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:04 pm**

Olympics = popular
KC baseball = laughable

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:46 pm**

The Twinkies weren't laughing yesterday when Tony Pena Jr. won the game in the 12th, nearly decapitating the pitcher.

Yeah, I watched that too.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:53 pm**

War Wagon wrote:The Twinkies weren't laughing yesterday when Tony Pena Jr. won the game in the 12th, nearly decapitating the pitcher.

Yeah, I watched that too.

Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then. KFC Paul is way overdue.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:53 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:2 down. 6 to go

I thought that this was going to be a "Dead Black entertainers" thread.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:05 pm**

War Wagon wrote:
TheJON wrote: Who cares if it's never been done before?
Myself and about a billion others.

I watched Mark Spitz win 7 golds in '72, and it will be pretty fucking cool if Phelps can get 8.

I didn't see Spitz get it done live, being only two years and living in Great Yarmouth, England where electricity had just been invented and all, however, you my friend are right on.

That was an amazing accomplishment and what Phelps might do would me as such.

For those of you brain addled one's that don't think competitive anything is worth watching, then shut the fuck up. You try it bitches. I love beating the "frogs" err frenchies in anything. Please go there and then you will know why. w.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:09 pm**

warren wrote:That was an amazing accomplishment and what Phelps might do would me as such.

WTF? Are you hoping that Phelps will do you?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:13 pm**

Any tard who this they are the same is an iodiot.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:30 pm**

That was an awesome race. Never heard of Lezak before and never will again, but that was outstanding.

Hey hey warren! I wanna marry yoo....

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:33 pm**

at least anyone with some nuts between their legs....

hey biggie, can we switch up positions maybe today?

--ctrl-cuddles

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:40 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:hey biggie, can we switch up positions maybe today?

--ctrl-cuddles

Yikes.

Was that smack???

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:47 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Silence

Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to make you shit yourself again. I was just goofin' with ya. Keep running that cuddles smack. Funny funny shit. Great board. L8

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:52 pm**

See that, Logan? Now THAT'S how you get off The Launch Pad...dribble your ball for 7 minutes and then take it and run away.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:53 pm**

I'm still here. What's your problem?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:58 pm**

Everything's fine over here, boss. Can you start a UBTF or something?

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:10 pm**

Ahhh, more passive-aggressive PSUFAN nonsense. Whoever said "Practice Makes Perfect" clearly wasn't referring to your message boarding skills. You want to invoke my name in hilarious ancient resets? OK, I'm your (here) Huckleberry.

PSU's cornhole is to toilet paper as:

PSU is to posting humorous takes as:

UBTF: Nobody. As usual. Oh, wait. Dinsdale.

Posted: **Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:51 pm**

The FAT FUCKING RETARD'S long lost brother...TheJON wrote: I love going to the ocean and swimming around in the water as much as the next guy

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:22 am**

#3 by a wide margin. The fuck is taking no prisoners.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:15 am**

Not to mention he came back in less than an hour to breeze to a victory in the 200 'fly. Sickening.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:23 pm**

Someone's not that happy.

HONG KONG (AFP) - US swim legend Mark Spitz won't be on hand in Beijing if Michael Phelps breaks his record of seven gold medals at a single Olympics -- because, he says, no one bothered to invite him.

Spitz said the International Olympic Committee, a US television network or FINA -- the international body that governs world swimming -- should have brought him to the Games this year, with Phelps making a go at his record.

"I never got invited. You don't go to the Olympics just to say, I am going to go. Especially because of who I am," Spitz told AFP in Hong Kong.

"I am going to sit there and watch Michael Phelps break my record anonymously? That's almost demeaning to me. It is not almost -- it is."

Spitz became one of the most famous athletes in the world at the 1972 Munich Olympics, winning seven gold medals -- with seven world records -- in what many consider to be one of the greatest achievements in all of sport.

Phelps is aiming to better that mark in Beijing, hoping to bring home eight golds. And Spitz, now 58 and grey and without his trademark moustache, cannot understand why he wasn't asked along to see the show.

"They voted me one of the top five Olympians in all time. Some of them are dead. But they invited the other ones to go to the Olympics, but not me," he said. "Yes, I am a bit upset about it."

Now a stockbroker and motivational speaker, Spitz also thinks he could have won eight golds himself in Munich if only he had had the chance.

"I won seven events. If they had the 50m freestyle back then, which they do now, I probably would have won that too," he said.

Spitz, whose brief stint in show business in the 1970s never quite matched his success in the pool, said he attended the Athens Olympics four years ago -- when Phelps also tried to break the record.

"They did not once put my face on television," he recalled. "But as soon as the swimming was over, and Michael Phelps didn't break my record, every time I went to beach volley, they put my face on the volleyballs."

Spitz said it would have been a great idea if he could be the one presenting the gold medals to Phelps, who has for years been candid about his ambition to eclipse the mark of seven golds.

And Spitz thinks Phelps will succeed -- for one very good reason.

"He's almost identical to me. He's a world-record holder in all these events, so he is dominating the events just like I did," Spitz said. "He reminds me of myself."

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:55 pm**

I hate when you two fight.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:18 pm**

Now a stockbroker and motivational speaker

"They voted me one of the top five Olympians in all time. Some of them are dead. But they invited the other ones to go to the Olympics, but not me," he said. "Yes, I am a bit upset about it."

Seems like a fantastic motivational speaker.

"You have 2 ways to handle a bad situation. You can either sit around and whine about it like a little baby or you can quit being a bitch, get off your ass and do something about it. I choose to whine and complain and you should too."

Chris Farley much??? YOU COULD BE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:05 pm**

Who was supposed to invite LoganSpitz anyway? NBC? Couldn't he just fly himself out there?

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:06 pm**

If the bitch wanted to remind us what a badass he was, and he wanted to go to the Olypics so badly...

Bitch should have jumped in the Pacific and swam there.

Guess he just wasn't motivated.

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:55 am**

Although he's right about likely winning the 50 free if the event was held in his day, his "what about me" whining is typical. Half the reason he wasn't a success out of the pool was due to his personality.

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:33 pm**

US officials probably should have invited him, but he could have gone if he wanted. He's a bitch.

As for Phelps, well that guy is an animal. He isn't really humble about how great he is, but at least he's honest. Dude was bent about breaking the world record in the 200m fly but not doing it in the time he was shooting for. Rediculous.

Posted: **Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:58 pm**

He isn't really humble about how great he is

Dude, what did you expect? He's a Michigan Man.

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