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Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:02 pm
by Charles De Mar
Yeah that's right. I laugh everytime you stupid white people keep coming up for our holidays. Soon, La Raza will be your masters, pendejos.

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Azatlan!

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:09 pm
by PSUFAN
Congrats, messicans. Like the Irish, you've succeeded in adorning the US bar calendar with an opportunity for simpletons to don styrofoam finery and lampoon their supposed ethnicity.

The least you can you do, oh immigrant hopefuls, is provide another day where American blondes show us their bodies for beads. As long as that shakes out, it's all good...wave your flags and all of that with our tacit approval.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:26 pm
by Goober McTuber
I do not celebrate your Stinko de Mayo, Carlota. Fuck off and die.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:28 pm
by Wolfman
There should be one every month. The Irish have March booked and the Mexicans have May, The German's lay claim to mid-September (von Steuben Day). Let the Poles, Italians, etc. stake their claims. It's all good.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:35 pm
by Goober McTuber
Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:37 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.
Gay Mexicans? Sign me up.

Sin,
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Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:41 pm
by PSUFAN
The German's lay claim to mid-September (von Steuben Day)

I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators' can lead the parad'es, should they' ever attain mastery of that elusive punctuation mark. 'Hottie's can still show us their boob's if that help's the tradition establish it'self any more readily.


Line breaks - optional !!

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:47 pm
by Charles De Mar
Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.

Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay.

This year we have Seniora Picccles

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.

Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay.

This year we have Seniora Picccles
Sorry, Carlota, I ain’t joining your team. You go ahead and have your fun with Pickles.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:00 pm
by Charles De Mar
Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.

Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay.

This year we have Seniora Picccles
Sorry, Carlota, I ain’t joining your team. You go ahead and have your fun with Pickles.


Goo's you're arent very funny wacked out on cialis. Actually, you're pretty creepy and should probable go fuck off till Dins unclenches and lets you out.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Are you from Kansas City, Carlota?

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:12 pm
by Charles De Mar
Goober McTuber wrote:Are you from Kansas City, Carlota?

Im from Mexicali, dumbass. I'm currently standing in front of a Home Depot Wifi'ing my eses some trabajo.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:14 pm
by Dinsdale
PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.


That shit truly does crack me up.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:17 pm
by Charles De Mar
Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.


That shit truly does crack me up.

Look at that....I conjure up a nightmare scenario of Goos jacked up on Cialas, stuck to your hole like two dogs in the street and viola, here you are.

The internet is truly magical and terrifying.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Yeah, we get it Carlota. You fantasize about two men having sex, hoping to somehow validate your own reality. Faggot.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:09 pm
by Charles De Mar
Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, we get it Carlota. You fantasize about two men having sex, hoping to somehow validate your own reality. Faggot.

That's a stretch. Keep typing, retard. Eventually you'll make sense of the world around you.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:24 pm
by Charles De Mar
Northern Mexico = California, Arizona, New Mexico, Most of Texas south of Dallas.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:27 pm
by PSUFAN
Or, don't...just slink away, having been bettered by the least of us.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
Charles De Mar wrote:Eventually you'll make sense of the world around you.

Well, it certainly helps that you’re not a part of that world.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:44 pm
by Charles De Mar
PSUFAN wrote:Or, don't...just slink away, having been bettered by the least of us.
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yeah, what? :hfal:

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:17 pm
by Mister Bushice
Wolfman wrote:There should be one every month. Let the Poles, Italians, etc. stake their claims. It's all good.
They gotta weave alcohol in there with it, though. Right now we've only got three legit ones.

Saint Patdrinks Day,
Drinko de mayo,
Octoberfest - The Germans know how to get it done. 16-17 freaking drinking days in a row, not just one.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:30 pm
by warren
Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.


That shit truly does crack me up.
Even though you are cock harfing bitch, you are absolutely spot on.

I thought I was inept when it came to grammar, spelling and puncuation when I post my weak ass smack on this board.

However, psu is either already hitting the cheap bourbon or is really stupid.

He has butchered the English language in ways previoulsly unknown to man.

Way to fucking go psu, no humor and zero language skills. Get on with your bad self.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
warren wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.


That shit truly does crack me up.
Even though you are cock harfing bitch, you are absolutely spot on.

I thought I was inept when it came to grammar, spelling and puncuation when I post my weak ass smack on this board.

However, psu is either already hitting the cheap bourbon or is really stupid.

He has butchered the English language in ways previoulsly unknown to man.

Way to fucking go psu, no humor and zero language skills. Get on with your bad self.
warren,

Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy?

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:42 pm
by Charles De Mar
Goober McTuber wrote:[
warren,

Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy?
You really are a true fan of modern art.
You look for beauty in art, where there seemingly is only ugly and stupid.












(of course Art's asshole appreciates your efforts)

Apostrophe smak is hard when ESL classes fuck up your educational career.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:44 pm
by warren
mvscal wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I do not celebrate your Stinko de Mayo, Carlota.
Neither do most Mexicans. It's only celebrated in parts of northern Mexico. Even Mexicans can't get all that fired up about kicking ass on the French.
Oh good God, who is this dickweed doesn't believe and I outwardly disdain, coming in to tell us what Mexicans celebrate and in what region they do so.

My goodness grassy-ass, you are so fucking wrong on so many levels that it has become a nightmare for you.

Yes they celebrate in the Yucatan, yes they celebrate it Ixtapa on the west coast.

Theymost likely don't even know what it means, not unlike most dumbasses like you do on Indepence Day, you know the fourth?

However, Navy Seal, or Black Chopper pilot, or whatever the fucking lie that you are, it's a party day in Mexico.

Every single time I read something from this self proclaimed expert on all things human I want to kick his ass.

Mvscal, you are the most full of shit,, know it all, poster that has ever posted on SC 1 or 2 or 3. Shut the fuck up already, get a job, buy a hand job on Hollywood and Vine and quit trying to be Rambo.

I'm still waiting on your Military cv, or resume or whatever.

I want to know where you were deployed you bad ass warrior know it all.

What a fucking twinkie eating faggot you are. I only log in to out you as a fraud. I'll gladly give up my dd-214 and my deployments if you'll show me your's, Shwarzzcunt.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:48 pm
by BSmack
Mister Bushice wrote:They gotta weave alcohol in there with it, though. Right now we've only got three legit ones.

Saint Patdrinks Day,
Drinko de mayo,
Octoberfest - The Germans know how to get it done. 16-17 freaking drinking days in a row, not just one.
Around these parts there isn't a single summer weekend where some group, ethnic or otherwise isn't eating and drinking themselves into oblivion.

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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:49 pm
by Charles De Mar
mvscal wrote:Try again, douche.

Oye, fucknuts.

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We already here and we aint leaving. You lost.

Try us, pendejo, you'll fucking bleed.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:52 pm
by Mister Bushice
Around these parts there isn't a single summer weekend where some group, ethnic or otherwise isn't eating and drinking themselves into oblivion.
I'll bet

MOMMY AND ME & PARENTS-TO-BE FAMILY EXPO


and
ISRAEL 60 CELEBRATION


get WAAY out of hand.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:53 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Charles De Mar wrote:yeah, what? :hfal:
C'mon Chas, at least try to make some modicum of sense.

I mean, we understand your insatiable apettite for getting plungered by the board en masse, but when PSUFAN says you've been bettered, you've been BETTERED.

And don't get all excited because I said modi"cum" you sick freak.

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:53 pm
by PSUFAN
First, I thought I better bold the apostrophes so that everyone would see that the placement was farcical. Then, I thought hell no, no one will miss that. Fault me, I didn't anticipate where you'd fall in on that spectrum.
PSUFAN wrote:The German's lay claim to mid-September (von Steuben Day)

I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators' can lead the parad'es, should they' ever attain mastery of that elusive punctuation mark. 'Hottie's can still show us their boob's if that help's the tradition establish it'self any more readily.


Line breaks - optional !!
Crazy times !!

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:58 pm
by Charles De Mar
mvscal wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:Try us, pendejo, you'll fucking bleed.
We already did. You lost...badly.
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You're just plain stupid considering even the blind know what's happening in the SW.

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Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:[
warren,

Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy?
You really are a true fan of modern art.
You look for beauty in art, where there seemingly is only ugly and stupid.

His name is warren, not Art. And that’s one place where I definitely don’t go looking for beauty. Between you and warren, Carlota, there’s a plethora of ugly and stupid to be had.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:11 pm
by BSmack
Mister Bushice wrote:I'll bet MOMMY AND ME & PARENTS-TO-BE FAMILY EXPO

and
ISRAEL 60 CELEBRATION

get WAAY out of hand.
Maybe for you. But most of us would have more fun at the Park Ave fest, Corn Hill, Taste Of Rochester, The East End Festival, The Rochester Jazz Festival and a whole host of others. But hey, maybe I'm underestimating how much those Jews can drink.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:06 pm
by Charles De Mar
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B, T : This thread, Goos

sincerely,
Failz

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
Nice red X, Carlota. I'm sure it was just hilarious. Keep trying.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:22 pm
by Charles De Mar
Goober McTuber wrote:Nice red X, Carlota. I'm sure it was just hilarious. Keep trying.
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:22 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Ah yes, there is nothing quite so pathetic as a wet-brained fucktard who has so much of NOTHING to say that he/she has to ALWAYS rely on stock-fucking-photos to say all of that nothing it/her.

Well done Charlie. Well done.













As in, not at all.

Dumbass.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:45 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Charles has done nothing to get banned yet, unfortunately.

But if we ALL put him on ignore, the end result will basically be the same.

Let's. Do. This.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Charles has done nothing to get banned yet, unfortunately.

But if we ALL put him on ignore, the end result will basically be the same.

Let's. Do. This.
2nd.

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:07 pm
by smackaholic
doesn't say much for your military when you have a national cel;ebration for getting over on the frenchies. Christ, if the germans celebrated every day they rolled the frogs, they'd have to add more days to the year.