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According to The BabyCenter®, these are the 'top' boy baby names of 2007.

1. Aiden
2. Ethan
3. Jacob
4. Jayden
5. Caleb
6. Noah
7. Jackson
8. Jack
9. Logan
10. Matthew

Aiden?? bwaaa ...

Shit, man, why not just have the doctor wood-carve >I am Homo< on the infant's forehead?


Jayden?!? Image


You're hard-pressed to find a name there that isn't destined to turn a boy into a squirrely little Euro/faggot.

This list was obviously drawn up by a group of feminazis who's goal it is to turn boys into neutered little automatons who squat to piss.

Good little Ethan ......

Men should name their children.


Logan, ... yeah.

Logan is a fag, sure, but he doesn't read this.

Run.
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poptart wrote:

Caleb
Noah
Matthew

You're hard-pressed to find a name there that isn't destined to turn a boy into a squirrely little Euro/faggot.
Yeah. Those fucking fruitcake biblical names. Hate 'em.
Logan, ... yeah.

Logan is a fag, sure, but he doesn't read this.

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Caleb
Noah
Matthew
Leave it to the feminazis to dig up the three most queer Bible boy names in the whole Book, other than .... Peter. haha

[LTS TARD]Either that or the Jews have done this[/LTS TARD].

Noah sounds like a Beverly Hills hairstylist.
Caleb is either a nose-picker or a fag.
And Matthew needs to be shortened to Matt or else he's advertising himself as needing dick.


I've never even heard of the name Aiden before today.
And yet it is #1 on this list.

If I ever meet an Aiden I'm sure I'll find that he's either a major league dick-huff', or well on his way to being one.
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poptart wrote:According to The BabyCenter®, these are the 'top' boy baby names of 2007.

1. Aiden
2. Ethan
3. Jacob
4. Jayden
5. Caleb
6. Noah
7. Jackson
8. Jack
9. Logan
10. Matthew
That collection of names reads like the manifest of an Auschwitz freight car. Oy Vey.
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My sister's son is named Liam. Tell me that kid ain't gonna have it tough in 5th grade.
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My two nephews are Austin Daniel & Alex Charles
Both of them absolutely adorable
I think all the top ten names are rather cute
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missjo wrote:My two nephews are Austin Daniel & Alex Charles
Both of them absolutely adorable
I think all the top ten names are rather cute
And there lies the problem.

Guys want manly sounding names. If you grow up named Peyton and don't have world class athletic talent, you are prolly gonna end up a bottom in gay porn videos.

If your nephews are smart, they'll go by Dan and Chuck. Maybe Alex could just shorten it to Al, but, I'm afraid there really isn't much you can do with Austin.
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poptart wrote:This list was obviously drawn up by a group of feminazis who's goal it is to turn boys into neutered little automatons who squat to piss.

Look at the pic that MSNBCommunist chose to put up to go along
with their fairy tale 'top' baby names story.

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The female is shown looking very bright, and gazing upward
with an air of purposefulness about her.

The male is shown as a bumbling glob of potential fuck-up.
He never met a turd he couldn't wait to play with.
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Michael was #1 for something like 40 straight years. Now it's not even in the top 10.

There's no question that the faggotization of the US, at least, followed directly from the decline of Michael.
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At least "Chase" wasn't on the list.

Gayest. Name. Ever.

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I think my friends' children have about half of those covered, or more.

At least Skyler and Rogan didn't crack the top 10.
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poptart wrote: The male is shown as a bumbling glob of potential fuck-up.
He never met a turd he couldn't wait to play with.
DAMMIT POPTART! I now have coffee sprayed all over my monitor!

Nice job.

Even my wife thought that one was funny.
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poptart wrote:The male is shown as a bumbling glob of potential fuck-up.
He never met a turd he couldn't wait to play with.
He does look a bit like KFC Paul, now that you mention it.
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Mikey wrote:Michael was #1 for something like 40 straight years. Now it's not even in the top 10.

There's no question that the faggotization of the US, at least, followed directly from the decline of Michael.
Word.

BTW, as long as we're on the subject of names, war my parents bestowing me with one that means "Godlike". :bode:
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poptart wrote:The male is shown as a bumbling glob of potential fuck-up.
He never met a turd he couldn't wait to play with.
Indeed an LOL'r.


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Rack Tart.

My wife tossed a few weird potential names for our boys, but final decisions were mine; Jack, Ross & Eric

Logan isn't that bad - sin,

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poptart wrote: 1. Aiden
2. Ethan
3. Jacob
4. Jayden
5. Caleb
6. Noah
7. Jackson
8. Jack
9. Logan
10. Matthew

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Are these names of white kids, or is the list integrated?
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You all need to experience a christian preschool field trip like this auntie did.

In abundance were:
christians
calebs
noahs
jeremiahs
jedediahs
jebediahs
jacobs
josiahs
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Not to worry. The faggotry of Anglo names is far outweighed by the Chinese and Indians. And prolly none of them came from the bible.

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One of the single mom's (unmarried, two kids by two different dudes :lol:) just had a baby and named him "Noah". I just don't get it.

My son's name is "David". Less dropping some puss name on him like "Aiden" or "Jayden"
Are these names of white kids, or is the list integrated?
Just add a couple of apostrophes and the names are blackified.

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Had neighbors a few years ago who had four boys: Noah, Jonah, Elijah, & Micah. Think they mighta been thumpers?
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Smackie Chan wrote:Think they mighta been thumpers?
Bible and anal? Most assuredly.
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A recent trend I've noticed with names is the misspelling of the name "Michael."

Illiterate twits insist on spelling it "Micheal."

On the couple of occasions I happened to talk to the moms of these poor kids, they INSISTED that their spelling is correct ("That's how it is in THE BIBLE!"). When I point out that I am a bearer of the name, spelled correctly...as it is in the Bible, the moms looked at me the same way that a dog looks at a ceiling fan.

Don't even get me started on the umpteen frigging ways people spell "Kayleigh." I had FOUR girls with that name in one class, and each of them had it spelled differently (and got pissed if you confused their variation with that of another girl).
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poptart wrote:This list was obviously drawn up by a group of feminazis who's goal it is to turn boys into neutered little automatons who squat to piss.



Radical lesbian feminists are pretty comical with their futile attempts at "man-hate."
Seriously. Women in general can have their reasons for whatever degree of hate, but that is nothing like what transpires between men. Men know how to hate men proper.
For one thing we are more qualified in the matter as it is a knowledge mainly from cause, not just from derivative effects. It is certainly strengthened by concept and praxis, but the self-reflective origin makes it special and signifies it a candidate for inclusion in the rarefied realm of the irrefutable. Yeah, the man-hating lesbians among women live an excessive contradiction in that they try to reject all that is male yet do their very best to be like men, especially in the man hate arena. What they regard as the truth of the matter is a very pale sketch of an approximation, so I have to question whether the list and photo presentation, apt as they are, are even their creations.

poptart wrote:Look at the pic that MSNBCommunist chose to put up to go along
with their fairy tale 'top' baby names story.

Image

The female is shown looking very bright, and gazing upward
with an air of purposefulness about her.

The male is shown as a bumbling glob of potential fuck-up.
He never met a turd he couldn't wait to play with.


The part in bold is an excellent characterization of the male of the species in the unrefined state of nature. What's wrong with that? Until proven otherwise, that is what any given guy is. Men aren't considered as such until they have proven themselves. This is the case: an individual personal quest through life's milestones and vicissitudes brought about by the confluence of inner desire and external societal/cultural pressure must be undertaken before a guy is sufficient in his acquisition of inner/outer senses of worthiness.





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Would you mind breaking that down for me?

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what?
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Illiterate twits
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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:A recent trend I've noticed with names is the misspelling of the name "Michael."

Illiterate twits insist on spelling it "Micheal."

On the couple of occasions I happened to talk to the moms of these poor kids, they INSISTED that their spelling is correct ("That's how it is in THE BIBLE!"). When I point out that I am a bearer of the name, spelled correctly...as it is in the Bible, the moms looked at me the same way that a dog looks at a ceiling fan.

Don't even get me started on the umpteen frigging ways people spell "Kayleigh." I had FOUR girls with that name in one class, and each of them had it spelled differently (and got pissed if you confused their variation with that of another girl).
I've seen lots of people misspell the name that way, and it's *sort of* forgivable if it's not your own (or your offspring's) name. But anybody who would actually give their son the name "Micheal" needs to be neutered.
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velocet wrote:vicissitudes
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PSUFAN wrote: Image



That hat looks like those cheap toy cowboy hats kids wear.

I wonder if he's sporting these as well:

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Father Guido Sarducci's hat was way cooler.
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Why not? Popes like to play "dress-up".
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OCmike wrote: Ai'den
Ca'leb
Jay'den

Pray for them.

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smackaholic wrote:My sister's son is named Liam. Tell me that kid ain't gonna have it tough in 5th grade.
Why do you think I learned how to throw shit so accurately, and with speed?

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Mister Bushice wrote:
smackaholic wrote:My sister's son is named Liam. Tell me that kid ain't gonna have it tough in 5th grade.
Why do you think I learned how to throw shit so accurately, and with speed?

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You may have something there. (I just hope I don't catch it.) Kinda the "Boy Named Sue" defense for giving kids fucked up names. You got your Coco Crisp and De'Cody Fagg who've grown up to be decent athletes. Shaquille sounds like a chick name. Not that it's a valid reason to do so, but are you gonna be the one who goes up to Shaq and say, "Dude, anyone named Shaquille must be a fag!" Piss off Gaylord in his prime, and you're likely to end up with loogie-covered horsehide in your earhole.
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Of course the faggotization continues in 2008 ... and beyond ...

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/fami ... &GT1=32001

Top 10 Boy Names of 2008
1. Aidan - holds position
2. Jayden - up 2
3. Jacob - up 1
4. Michael - new on the list
5. Ethan - down 3
6. Caden - dpwn 1
7. James - new on the list
8. Caleb - down 3
9. Andrew - new on the list
10. Matthew - holds firm


I've still never met a gosh-dern Aiden in my life, but if I do, I'm sure he'll be a flaming faggot.
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With Michael and James (my younger bro's name BTW) making a comeback, at least there's hope.
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James is a pretty faggy name. At least you have that goin' for ya, Mike.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:James is a pretty faggy name.
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poptart wrote:Of course the faggotization continues in 2008 ... and beyond ...

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/fami ... &GT1=32001

Top 10 Boy Names of 2008
1. Aidan - holds position
2. Jayden - up 2
3. Jacob - up 1
4. Michael - new on the list
5. Ethan - down 3
6. Caden - dpwn 1
7. James - new on the list
8. Caleb - down 3
9. Andrew - new on the list
10. Matthew - holds firm


I've still never met a gosh-dern Aiden in my life, but if I do, I'm sure he'll be a flaming faggot.
This is a stupid concept. The parents name the kid, and the kid is automatically gay?

Most of those names above are biblical. A few are Euro. Aidan is Irish in origin, does that automatically make him gay?

Seriously, I don't get this freak gay bent you're on. Are you trolling for board volume, or are you just predisposed to assume anyone with a certain heritage or unusual name is automatically homosexual?

Nice representative of the "accepting" faith you are. Where can I sign up? :meds:
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