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The F.B.I. will now monitor this board

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At my request. Due to the very disturbing comments made by Mgo BluelightSpecial and Mister Bushice about sex with my children. I contacted the cyber crimes department of my local law enforcement agency and spoke to the head of the department. I told him about what was written here and what the general tone was. He gave me assurance that he would forward my concern to the F.B.I.

I was later notified by the F.B.I. that this board has been placed on the "monitor" list at that agency. Such future conversations and references that were directed toward myself and my children could result in action being taken against the offenders.

It's not good if a few bad apples spoil the whole crop. The general tone here and the level of personal attacks are not the thing of adults. I noticed when I registered that 13 is the age of consent to join the board. It would be good if some of the people here didn't act as if they are less than that age. Either that or stop typing your very sick desires on a public forum.

Have a good weekend!
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They were just kidding, Dan.
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The internet is monitored ??
I'm shocked !
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Is your daughter hot?
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I think his daughter is really an InkyDave troll. Caveat emptor, drooling suitors.
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I obviously missed something. Where are the pics?
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Good job, Dan. They can start with this poster named "Dog". Yesterday he was fantasizing about oral sex with a 5-year-old old boy.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Good job, Dan. They can start with this poster named "Dog". Yesterday he was fantasizing about oral sex with a 5-year-old old boy.
Oh gramps, I simply called you out for fellating your own grandchild.
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If anyone encounters any grass clippings on the fucking street, there will be swift action.
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Dog wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Good job, Dan. They can start with this poster named "Dog". Yesterday he was fantasizing about oral sex with a 5-year-old old boy.
Oh gramps, I simply called you out for fellating your own grandchild.
I don't think so, "62", you were fantasizing. Pedophiles always out themselves eventually on these boards. InkyDave, Diego, Tardowen. Oh yeah, you're in fine company there.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by Dog »

Goober McTuber wrote:
Dog wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Good job, Dan. They can start with this poster named "Dog". Yesterday he was fantasizing about oral sex with a 5-year-old old boy.
Oh gramps, I simply called you out for fellating your own grandchild.
I don't think so, "62", you were fantasizing. Pedophiles always out themselves eventually on these boards. InkyDave, Diego, Tardowen. Oh yeah, you're in fine company there.
Lemme ask you this...Can you even get him hard when you're knob-gobbling him? Do you swallow, or are you a spitter?
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Dog wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Dog wrote: Oh gramps, I simply called you out for fellating your own grandchild.
I don't think so, "62", you were fantasizing. Pedophiles always out themselves eventually on these boards. InkyDave, Diego, Tardowen. Oh yeah, you're in fine company there.
Lemme ask you this...Can you even get him hard when you're knob-gobbling him? Do you swallow, or are you a spitter?
Now there you go again, with your sick fantasies. How do such things even enter your mind? You're exchanging absorbing smack with from a total stranger on the internet, and all that you can think of is sex with a 5-year-old boy. Pathetic.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Rack mvscal's cock for hitting board cred paydirt.

Did you see the way that goldfish was dressed? It was asking for it!!
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Fuck. I knew this day was coming.

I'm going into hiding. Someone send me a PM when everything has passed over.
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The FBI is going to waste valuable resources which could have been spent bringing justice for Pervis and Quadreveon?


I'm appalled.
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Dinsdale wrote:The FBI is going to waste valuable resources.
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A squadron of $54k SUVs will descend on wrongdoers. Put the Koi down NOW, zyclone.
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Post by PSUFAN »

Dan,

does your family like the kinky stuff? I want to know what to pack.

Any reluctance to answer will indicate to me you already have the ballgags.

TIA
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Someone send me a PM when everything has passed
I'm not sure that RumpleCrushed has any more sisters.
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PSUFAN wrote:I'm not sure that RumpleCrushed has any more sisters.
I thought you were better than that.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I'm not sure that RumpleCrushed has any more sisters.
I thought you were better than that.

You thought wrong. He created this place after all.....
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I am what I am - not a good thing for Dan, BTW
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Neely8 wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I'm not sure that RumpleCrushed has any more sisters.
I thought you were better than that.

You thought wrong. He created this place after all.....
I just brought the fire down from the mountain. You all have set the tone - both fearful and loathesome.

Dan, make sure your drapes are back from the Dry Cleaners. They will be in frequent use.
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fucking TIGHT!

let's take this shithole DOWN, dan. let's take it DOWN...toGETHER! for those you don't get behind bars i'll adminster the raw, bloody ass BEATINGS

i'm fuckin gettin back in the GAME.
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Douchebag wrote:fucking TIGHT!

let's take this shithole DOWN, dan. let's take it DOWN...toGETHER! for those you don't get behind bars i'll adminster the raw, bloody ass BEATINGS

i'm fuckin gettin back in the GAME.
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listen up dickbag -

i've got plans. i've got BIG FUCKING plans. football is the least of my concerns right now.

my plans involve ALL of the dickslaps on this fucking board.

stay tuned, losers. stay fucking tuned
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Didn't your entire posse discover greener pastures, cow?
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Oh my......


...disturbing to say the least!
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Well look who showed up.

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At my request. Due to the very disturbing comments made by Mgo BluelightSpecial and Mister Bushice about sex with my children.
These are sentence fragments, Dan, you fucking ninny. The FBI has a place for transgressors like you. Your shit will be FIXED, ass treat diner.
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You've got to have thick skin when you post on a message board like this. It's pretty much unfiltered and uncensored...anything goes. I think most won't "cross the line" but I think a lot of it is all said in jest or said with the idea that the other person might take those words too seriously and procede to meltdown in glorious fashion.

I've got my little running joke trailing me for almost two years now but I don't care. In fact, I laugh at more and more because I brought it on myself and I know it was stupid of me to bring it up in the first place. It's not anyone's fault here other than my own for revealing something that probably didn't need to be mentioned.

Rarely is it wise to reference friends and family in an anonymous setting like this because those people because incident victims of jokes. Make fun of me but don't make fun of my family or friends...they don't reflect what I do here. From that standpoint I can understand Dan's beef but to bring in the feds? You're going a little too far.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

FUCK.

Just got the knock on the door. I looked through the peephole and saw some dudes like this

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I fled the scene, man. I booked for the sliding glass door with my pants around my ankles and the fresh stink of little miss vogel on my cock and balls.

I'll check in later if I can. I gotta hit the road.
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Dan Vogel wrote: I was later notified by the F.B.I.
You sure you didnt talk to a guy wearing one of these shirts
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Oh, GREAT. All we need is for The CREW to gallivant back in here, now that the FBI is here.

Point State Park? Never been there.
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You may have just fucked yourself, Dan.
My post was about YOU having sex with your children:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#449615

So let us know what prison rape is all about Dan-o. Better pack some lube.
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You may have just fucked yourself, Dan.
Let me guess...an auto-fellatio attempt? That's some sordid business, Dan...disgusting, actually.
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mvscal wrote:I thought Agent Fu was already keeping an eye on us?
That was unofficial. I guess it's now official. :D
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Dan Vogel wrote:At my request. Due to the very disturbing comments made by Mgo BluelightSpecial and Mister Bushice about sex with my children. I contacted the cyber crimes department of my local law enforcement agency and spoke to the head of the department. I told him about what was written here and what the general tone was. He gave me assurance that he would forward my concern to the F.B.I.

I was later notified by the F.B.I. that this board has been placed on the "monitor" list at that agency. Such future conversations and references that were directed toward myself and my children could result in action being taken against the offenders.

It's not good if a few bad apples spoil the whole crop. The general tone here and the level of personal attacks are not the thing of adults. I noticed when I registered that 13 is the age of consent to join the board. It would be good if some of the people here didn't act as if they are less than that age. Either that or stop typing your very sick desires on a public forum.

Have a good weekend!
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football is the least of my concerns right now.
god, I hate you
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Was Dan's family able to sate your lust, mvscal? We could schedule another rape seminar for later this evening, if not...
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