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Maybe we should pass around a hat for BSmack - and finally set this thing straight. Smack is one thing, helping out a brother is something else.

BTW, what happened in Arizona?
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Damnit, BShmuck. Knock it off with the emails, already.
FROM BSMACK
LAGOS, NIGERIA

DEAREST ONE

I AM MR BSMACK FROM NIGERIA AND I AM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I
NEED YOUR HELP IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A SUM OF MONEY THAT MY LATE FATHER
LEFT FOR THE FAMILY BEFORE HE WAS KILLED BY THE REBELS .

THIS MONEY IS 18.5 MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS AND THE MONEY IS IN THE
SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN LAGOS. MY FATHER WAS EX MILITARY AND ON
THE 19TH SEPT 2000 MY FATHER/MOTHER INCLUDING EVERY MEMBER OF OUR
FAMILY INCLUDING MY NIECE WAS MURDERED BY THE REBELS DURING THE TIME THEY ATTACK OUR HOUSE
I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT AND NOW I WANT YOU TO STAND AS MY GUIDIAN AND
APPOINTED BENEFICIARY AND RECEIVE THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY SINCE I
AM A FUCK LITTLE FUCK.

PLEASE I WILL BE GLAD IF YOU REPLY TO ME ,SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU ALL
THE INFORMATION AND THIS CONSIGNMENT WILL BE TRANSFERED TO YOU,SO THAT
I CAN JOIN YOU THERE AND CONTINUE MY PURSUIT OF BLOWING ASS ON MESSAGE$ BOARDS

I AM WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY AND I WILL CALL YOU AS SOON AS I
HEAR FROM YOU.

REGARDS

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Post by Tiny »

Now ^^^THAT was funnay M-Goo.

I too, would contribute a couple bucks to buy Wolfie some groceries.
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PSUFAN wrote:Maybe we should pass around a hat for BSmack - and finally set this thing straight.
No, maybe we should pass a pity pot around for wolfie, because he's playing this for all it's worth.
velocet wrote: This unfolded before our very eyes on TNW's Boxing forum circa 2000-2001. Does the Wayback Machine have TNW archived? If so one may find the exchange between BigO and Bsmack I'll paraphrase here:

(It began in the context of one of the many forum political fight threads, and in a shot aimed at Bsmack: )


BigO: What do you expect from Liberals? They take your money and give you nothing in return!

Bsmack: (exasperated) WTF? I've said let's meet up numerous times and I'll pay you...

BigO: (something like: )I don't believe you! You never showed the first time! I'll never get my 8 bucks*

Bsmack: Christ! What do you want from me? PM me your address and I'll mail the money to you.

BigO: No way! I won't trust a thief with my personal info!
Yep, I remember this, and wolfie crying for reparations, when what he really wanted was a fucking tissue and a shoulder to cry on. Bri offered to pay him back, and the sad fuck wouldn't accept it, because playing the sympathy card was that much more valuable.

Fuck off with this shit.
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rack the hell outta Mgo.
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Rack Mgo!
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Tiny wrote:I too, would contribute a couple bucks to buy Wolfie some groceries.
I'll let Wolfie fend for himself when it comes to groceries. But I could possibly be persuaded to kick in for a case of Depends.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Props to BSmack.

The line-up of douchebags willing to use Wolftard as a proxy to take a shot at you is astounding.

Wolftard, for fuck's sake. The most bleeding, whinging pussy to ever "not get it".

Congratulations! I award you the...

Deep-In-Their-Domes Award 2007

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What's up with the head lice on your bust? That the best you could find?
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Tiny wrote:I too, would contribute a couple bucks to buy Wolfie some groceries.
I'll let Wolfie fend for himself when it comes to groceries. But I could possibly be persuaded to kick in for a case of Depends.

There but for the grace of God...?
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Headhunter wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Tiny wrote:I too, would contribute a couple bucks to buy Wolfie some groceries.
I'll let Wolfie fend for himself when it comes to groceries. But I could possibly be persuaded to kick in for a case of Depends.

There but for the grace of God...?
Someday, maybe. But not yet. And if that day ever arrives, I'm hoping I can count on you to make a diaper run for me.
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Smackie Chan wrote: I'm hoping I can count on you to make a diaper run for me.

Eh, Depends...
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Smackie Chan wrote:I'm hoping I can count on you to make a diaper run for me.
Just use this thread.

It seems to have absorbed many drips.
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Re: The BigOwe Fund

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War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Maybe we should pass around a hat for BSmack - and finally set this thing straight.
No, maybe we should pass a pity pot around for wolfie, because he's playing this for all it's worth.
velocet wrote: This unfolded before our very eyes on TNW's Boxing forum circa 2000-2001. Does the Wayback Machine have TNW archived? If so one may find the exchange between BigO and Bsmack I'll paraphrase here:

(It began in the context of one of the many forum political fight threads, and in a shot aimed at Bsmack: )


BigO: What do you expect from Liberals? They take your money and give you nothing in return!

Bsmack: (exasperated) WTF? I've said let's meet up numerous times and I'll pay you...

BigO: (something like: )I don't believe you! You never showed the first time! I'll never get my 8 bucks*

Bsmack: Christ! What do you want from me? PM me your address and I'll mail the money to you.

BigO: No way! I won't trust a thief with my personal info!
Yep, I remember this, and wolfie crying for reparations, when what he really wanted was a fucking tissue and a shoulder to cry on. Bri offered to pay him back, and the sad fuck wouldn't accept it, because playing the sympathy card was that much more valuable.

Fuck off with this shit.

Yeah, the check's in the mail.

Bsuck is a thief. Pathetic mother fucker just couldn't be bothered to return Wolfman's money because he didn't give a shit. What an asshole.
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RRAAAAKKK MGO!
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