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KFC Paul’s favorite sport kills 6 innocent bystanders. In the future, exhibitions such as these should require the use of Paul as a human Safer Barrier.


http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/stor ... id=2907919

Yeah, doing burnouts with a dragster on a road with spectators no more than 10 feet away is really safe. What a bunch of fucking idiots

Goober McTuber wrote:KFC Paul’s favorite sport kills 6 innocent bystanders. In the future, exhibitions such as these should require the use of Paul as a human Safer Barrier.


http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/stor ... id=2907919

It WAS NOT an organized drag racing event, it was an ill-planned exhibition by somebody with a car that had NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER doing so on a public street. Try NOT to be a fucking idiot and classify this as a "drag racing incident" Goobhole, because it WASN'T....PERIOD.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Yeah, doing burnouts with a dragster on a road with spectators no more than 10 feet away is really safe. What a bunch of fucking idiots

RF, I couldn't agree MORE with you- I hope the relatives of the people that died as a result of the sheer STUPIDITY of the city, the Cars For Kids show planners, and the driver/owner of the Pro Mod car SUES those ignorant fucks for everything they can get out of them. Needless to say it was a senseless and avoidable situation that NEVER should've been allowed to happen.

you can't condemn a SPORT when something happens at an unrelated event .

it was a Car Show...and they had a Parade. the Parade IODOTS might have been encouraged to do something x-tra. maybe...maybe not. BOZO the Driver did something completely on his own--->and he'll pay the consequences. he furked up a ???successful Charity Event in the process???.

bad situation....much worse results.

it has NOTHING to Do with Sanctioned Drag Racing.

FISH in another Pond....goobs.

Qbert wrote:FISH in another Pond....goobs.

Sorry. I just saw that big FAT CARP laying there….and couldn’t resist.

Didn’t realize….that you all were so…..fanatical…..about

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OTST, Wags.

Damn fine retort Goobs........

Goobs makes me laugh, even though it may sometimes be at my own expense. I'm pretty sure I'd buy the guy a beer if we ever met.

Thicker skin, Paulio. Get some.

War Wagon wrote:Goobs makes me laugh, even though it may sometimes be at my own expense. I'm pretty sure I'd buy the guy a beer if we ever met.

as would I

Qbert wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Goobs makes me laugh, even though it may sometimes be at my own expense. I'm pretty sure I'd buy the guy a beer if we ever met.

as would I

me too....only I would then make him take a beer shower with it.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

there will be "no WASTING of BEER."

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

now, YOU could take an "unclaimed/not spoken for" TWINKIE and dot Goobs between the pEEpers....

thought so....

looks like the Foot is on the other Hand.

Qbert wrote:now, YOU could take an "unclaimed/not spoken for" TWINKIE and dot Goobs between the pEEpers....

Nope, I'd put it somewhere Goobs would find it DAMN uncomfy...or would I use an eclair with those nuts sprinkled all over it. Hmmm....might have to think about this while I chew on some pork rinds (cuz you know, I'm so "fat" and all).

RevLimiter wrote:

Qbert wrote:now, YOU could take an "unclaimed/not spoken for" TWINKIE and dot Goobs between the pEEpers....

Nope, I'd put it somewhere Goobs would find it DAMN uncomfy...or would I use an eclair with those nuts sprinkled all over it. Hmmm....might have to think about this while I chew on some pork rinds (cuz you know, I'm so "fat" and all).

It almost sounds like you’re fantasizing about my ass. While eating pork rinds. That’s just nasty. I think what you meant to say was, “there will be no WASTING of TWINKIES."

For the record, I would gladly drink War wagon and Qbert’s beer. So long as it’s not Bud, Miller, etc.

Goober McTuber wrote: So long as it’s not Bud, Miller, etc.

Someone offers you a beer and you're gonna get all picky and shit? What an asshole.

Yeah, goddamn beer snobs.

But I don't blame anyone for turning down a Miller. I'd sooner drink dog piss.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: So long as it’s not Bud, Miller, etc.

Someone offers you a beer and you're gonna get all picky and shit? What an asshole.

Not to get all get all picky and shit, but Bud and Miller aren't beer. They are near-beer. And that's being generous.

Being a connoisseur, I'll take a Shiner Bock or Black and Tan if I had my druthers.

Otherwise, if someone is offering up a brew from their chest; I'll drink it....even if its the Beast.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Being a kindofasewer, I'll drink it....even if its the Beast.

Gotcha.

BTW, many bock beer producers have displayed goats on bottle labels since Bock in German means billy goat, and most Bock beer tastes like goat piss.

Goober McTuber wrote: most Bock beer tastes like goat piss.

You've eliminnated the water and now you have eliminated the bocks.

What's it gonna be then? Wheat? What?

Ales. Wheat beer is for nancy boys. I believe it’s really big in the U & L.

Goober McTuber wrote:Ales.

Ales are good with appetizers.

There is a restaurant down here with a microbrewery and they serve a really good amber ale called Route 66. Deece beer.

Goober McTuber wrote: Not to get all get all picky and shit, but Bud and Horse-Piss aren't beer. They are near-beer. And that's being generous.

If you drink enough of them, they damn sure are beer.

War quantity over quality in this case... and a 30 pack for $15.45 at Wal-Mart.

ahem....Wags

Busch Light = 13.49 for 30 out in these parts....

so, i skore a tin of GRIZZLY as a BONUS for what U pay!

<insert>Spicolli Pic here<insert>

huuuuhh....well....awright!

Goobs....Rolling Rock is a Pale Ale--->you'll be g00d with that?

WAR...if its FREE...its for ME.

keep it up and you'll get NOTHING....and Like IT!

Rolling Rock is a pale lager. Just so you know. I like pale ales. Not to say that there aren't some good lagers out there. Just that none of them are brewed by Anhueser-Busch. Like Rolling Rock is. I’ll let Dinsdale explain to Rumple about amber ales.

Anybody who chooses their beer based on price is a no-taste-having, shit-for-brains fucktard. Thankfully, I can afford to drink really good beers. Midwest microbrews.

Goober McTuber wrote: Anybody who chooses their beer based on price is a no-taste-having, shit-for-brains fucktard.

I happen to like Bud Lite, Goober McBeerSnob, and it's not based soley on the price. It's not exactly the cheapest on the shelf. Is it ok with you if I drink Bud, bud? If not, to put it mildly, I'm certainly not concerned with what your opinion of my choice of beer is

Thankfully, I can afford to drink really good beers. Midwest microbrews.

Well, aren't you special? Why, I bet you pound down at least a 6 pack a week, you party animal.

I can afford it too, just like I can afford not shopping at Wal-Mart, but I don't pay more for something when I don't have to.

I'll drink Bud Light usuallym when I am playing poker, but when its a gathering of folks for just a social outing, I'll drink the Sam, Michelob Ultra Amber, Rolling Rock, Heiney, Shiner, etc. I like to mix it up; my beer is eazily identifiable in a shared chest.

I DO NOT bring beer without its own little vehicle(ice chest), but there is always that unprepared dumbass who struts in through the front door with a twelver under his arm (usually Coors Light, Miller Lite, or BL) and he needs a place to keep his babies cool. Sucks fishin' around the ice chest combing through the canned water lookin' for the good stuff, but nobody else in the pacle is drinkin' what I'm drinkin'. I like that.

Goober McTuber wrote:Rolling Rock is a pale lager. Just so you know.

yeah, IKMOA on that.

i don't choose Beer on Price...i choose it on quantity.

that happens when the Wife will still kick'em back.

yeah, IKMOA on that too.

bottom line....BEER is a Rental payment anyways! why pay MORE when you don't have to....

Abita Purple Haze would be "CHOICE"....when in New Orleans--->get it "on TAP."

War Wagon wrote:I happen to like Bud Lite, Goober McBeerSnob, and it's not based soley on the price. It's not exactly the cheapest on the shelf.

Another urine-quaffer heard from.

Like Q said.... it'll soon be urine anyway.

So you're cool with drinking piss? Nice.