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I like Rothko's work but damn...$73 million? Put this stuff in museums and let the masses enjoy this art instead of Joe Moneybags spending out of their ass to keep it for themselves.

I had two attempts on my life in the last week, fuck these high prices for dead artists....

That's what you get for selling art to clones. Shit, most of 'em don't have two dead cats to rub together, let alone any significant scratch. That original Hardcrow they're sporting in their shopping cart is their only hope. You're like the Obi Wan to their princess Leia. Well, except they want you to die.


Good to see you around, nonetheless.

An excellent wytch job was attached to one of the knives that missed my dome...


Nice try....

hardcrow wrote:I had two attempts on my life in the last week, fuck these high prices for dead artists....

It's definitely a thankless career but if you're great at what you do, you'll be remembered long after you're gone.

hardcrow wrote:An excellent wytch job was attached to one of the knives that missed my dome...


Nice try....

What can I say? Baby's shopping cart needs some new wheels.

Shoalzie wrote:It's definitely a thankless career but if you're great at what you do, you'll be remembered long after you're gone.

Sincerely,

A little bit of a stretch, but I'll RACK the Crownero reset...the intent was there.

Are they not great at what they do (tarding up the place)? Have you seen either of them around here lately?

Goober McTuber wrote: Have you seen either of them around here lately?

Shot by a jealous "Vermont Husband," per chance?

Dinsdale wrote:A little bit of a stretch, but I'll RACK the Crownero reset...the intent was there.

That's like racking the 1000th chick who sings Carrie Underwood at the karaoke bar. Big fucking deal. Another Crown-Cicero reset. Man, it doesn't get any better than this.

If you're going to karaoke bars by choice, you deserve the worst that those drunk hos are willing to belt out.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you're going to karaoke bars by choice, you deserve the worst that those drunk hos are willing to belt out.

Some of those drunk hos can be mighty damn entertaining. After 6 beers it's like a worst of American Idol show in 3-D.

Of course there's always the outside smoking area when it gets to be all too much. Like when 4 or 5 dudes get up all at once and scream out "Welcome to the Jungle" like roided up Chimpanzees in primal therapy. I'll never understand dudes who sing karaoke together. It's almost as gay as pink shirts.

Not in.

The first drunken whore I ever heard butchering some song that's already awful to begin with at maximum volume was enough for me. It wasn't so "entertaining" I wanted to repeat the experience 999 more times, at least.

So you like the karaoke bars. That's cool. I don't understand them myself. Give me a quaint little hole with a couple pool tables, an outdoor patio area, good beer on tap, a jukebox, and I'm set.

In defense of croak-me bars...there is no finer waters to troll for drunken has-been slumpbusters.

Not a great defense or anything, but a defense nonetheless.


Just look at karaoke bars as the Playboy Mansion for deaf guys with failing eyesight.

BSmack wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you're going to karaoke bars by choice, you deserve the worst that those drunk hos are willing to belt out.

Some of those drunk hos can be mighty damn entertaining. After 6 beers it's like a worst of American Idol show in 3-D.

So not only do you frequent karaoke bars, you also watch American Idol. Yeah, I'm sure you bagged quite the "hottie".

Goober McTuber wrote:So not only do you frequent karaoke bars, you also watch American Idol. Yeah, I'm sure you bagged quite the "hottie".

Hey, the first few episodes each year of American Idol is almost as entertaining as watching you try to form a coherent thought. After that it's a fucking bore.

What's your next hypothesis? That if you watch Bob Villa you'll bag a bearded handyman?

I wouldn't know. I don't watch Bob Villa either. Don't you get any sports channels?

Goober McTuber wrote:I wouldn't know. I don't watch Bob Villa either. Don't you get any sports channels?

I watched the Sabres stave off elimination tonight. Does that mean I'll fuck Tim Horton?

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I wouldn't know. I don't watch Bob Villa either. Don't you get any sports channels?

I watched the Sabres stave off elimination tonight. Does that mean I'll fuck Tim Horton?

More likely means that your wife had the remote.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I wouldn't know. I don't watch Bob Villa either. Don't you get any sports channels?

I watched the Sabres stave off elimination tonight. Does that mean I'll fuck Tim Horton?

More likely means that your wife had the remote.

Good one.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I wouldn't know. I don't watch Bob Villa either. Don't you get any sports channels?

I watched the Sabres stave off elimination tonight. Does that mean I'll fuck Tim Horton?

More likely means that your wife had the remote.

The wife was upstairs watching What Not To Wear.

Though I understand that in Wisconsin you are far more likely to have married a wildebeest who would not be interested in how to dress properly. So I'll understand if your women have never heard of the show.

BSmack wrote:The wife was upstairs watching What Not To Wear.

Though I understand that in Wisconsin you are far more likely to have married a wildebeest who would not be interested in how to dress properly. So I'll understand if your women have never heard of the show.

Keep in mind that I’m not the part of the fat little fuck demographic. I married a lovely woman who does not need to watch a TV show to know how to dress.

Of course, you married a woman who is 10 years younger than you are. You were probably 29 and she was 19. Pretty easy to wow ‘em when they’re young and stupid. And that would explain her needing to watch a TV show that tells her not to wear the striped shirt with the plaid pants.

Too bad she never watched a show called Who Not To Marry.

WAR the school of hard knocks.

Goober McTuber wrote:You were probably 29 and she was 19.

She was 26 and I was 36. Yet another swing and a miss for Goober McStupid.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:You were probably 29 and she was 19.

She was 26 and I was 36.

26 years old, and she still doesn’t know how to dress herself? Sounds like a real beaut.

Goober McTuber wrote:26 years old, and she still doesn’t know how to dress herself? Sounds like a real beaut.

I know this must come as an alien concept to guys in Cheesehead Nation. But back here where women don't consider grease drippings a satisfactory substitute for perfume, well dressed women often watch fashion shows so they can STAY well dressed.

What - no Shoalzie "keep it in the family" resets yet?

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:26 years old, and she still doesn’t know how to dress herself? Sounds like a real beaut.

I know this must come as an alien concept to guys in Cheesehead Nation. But back here where women don't consider grease drippings a satisfactory substitute for perfume, well dressed women often watch fashion shows so they can STAY well dressed.

Yes, Rochester must be a real hub for haute couture. Rack my wife for being able to walk into a store and pick out attractive clothing without the help of reality TV.

Goober McTuber wrote:haute couture.

I'm not sure what you said. But it probably means you're gay. Or French.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:haute couture.

I'm not sure what you said. But it probably means you're gay. Or French.

Or well-read.

Suffice it to say if you're watching cable television shows to learn how to do anything, you're clueless from the start.

This looks like the beginning stage of BSmack going for the trifecta-of-beatdowns.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:haute couture.

I'm not sure what you said. But it probably means you're gay. Or French.

Or well-read.

So you read books on fashion? What? Can't you afford cable?

(l-r; BSloped, HereWeGoAgain)

Goober McTuber wrote: Rack my wife for being able to walk into a store and pick out attractive clothing.

She's the dainty one on the right, isn't she? Charming.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: Rack my wife for being able to walk into a store and pick out attractive clothing.

She's the dainty one on the right, isn't she? Charming.

*sigh* A simpler, happier time, to be a Redskins fan.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote: I'm not sure what you said. But it probably means you're gay. Or French.

Or well-read.

So you read books on fashion? What? Can't you afford cable?

I have read a number of books and magazine articles that referenced, in passing, haute couture. I understand what the term means. I also understand what the word piñata means without reading an entire book about piñatas.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: Rack my wife for being able to walk into a store and pick out attractive clothing.

She's the dainty one on the right, isn't she? Charming.

Well, the one on the left has the nasty cigar breath, and the one in the middle looks like shutyomouth.

Do the math.

Goddamn drive-by ankle-biter.

I also understand what the word piñata means

Me too - spanish for "BSmack"

PSUFAN wrote:

I also understand what the word piñata means

Me too - spanish for "BSmack"

Just another drive by skidmark.

Ooooh, a foreign phrases recognition thread.

I'll go with "Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose."


Seems fitting.