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shitty wytch jobs !!

Don't diss America's little sister.

the first 2 are legit, I think. That last one is pretty cheesy though.

That first one looks terrible. So does the third one. The second one is believable.

Rachel Ray sucks out loud.

I'll take the back door on 3

The first two are real from her FHM pictorial from a few years ago. I remember a friend of mine polluting my e-mail inbox with those pics...Ugh.

The line is that she's a naughty girl and likes golden showers and punishment.

I'll take the over.

OCmike wrote:The first two are real from her FHM pictorial from a few years ago. I remember a friend of mine polluting my e-mail inbox with those pics...Ugh.

nice way to out yourself, mike.

She needs a dick in her mouth 24/7 to shut her the fuck up. Annoying little bitch.

yeah, a dick slathered in a little EVOO.

smackaholic wrote:

OCmike wrote:The first two are real from her FHM pictorial from a few years ago. I remember a friend of mine polluting my e-mail inbox with those pics...Ugh.

nice way to out yourself, mike.

What can I say, she's not my type. I like brunettes that are cute without make-up. She looks like a street 3 without make-up. I'll pass, thanks.

you don't like the thick little dago look? i thought everybody liked that. problem is, those thick little dagos tend to get thicker.....and thicker.....and thicker.....

OCmike wrote:street 3.

? Never heard of this lingo. Is this anything like having a "block face"?

The very definition of irony: A bunch of "men" discussing which chicks from the food channel are hot or not, and why those preferences make another "gay."


Tears, Jerry.

^This food network bitch puts Rachel and Giada to shame.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

OCmike wrote:street 3.

? Never heard of this lingo. Is this anything like having a "block face"?

Ever heard of an LA 9 or 10? Los Angeles has it's own special scale because so many hotties flock there for entertainment work that if you're a 9 in that town, you're off the charts in, say, Indianapolis. The Street scale is similar, but refers to just any old chick off the street. So you can be a Street 10, but only just barely crack the LA scale.

For clarification, people on the west coast and on national radio use the "LA" scale and I hadn't heard about someone being a "Street 4" or whatever, until I moved down south and started working with nogs. I found it funny though, so I picked it up.

Now this bitch is hot!



Seriously though...this one has some nice funbags. If she were a mute, she'd be mine.

Yeah, I'd hit it.

IndyFrisco wrote:Now this bitch is hot!

Ina makes the best actual food on that network, imo. I don't think I've ever seen her make something that I wouldn't want to try.

Ina does make good food, but I still prefer Paula Deen's comfort foods over anything else anyone makes. I dig Alton Brown's gadgets too.

I watch Semi-Homemade, but I only watch that for two things...left and right breastasus.

IndyFrisco wrote: I watch Semi-Homemade, but I only watch that for two things...left and right breastasus.

You might want to watch Nigella Cooks all the time then. I noticed that the camera deliberately includes her breasts jiggling whenever she stirs something. Like so:




Bedroom eyes don't hurt either.

I will keep an eye out for Nigella. Those look like some good boobily boobies.

Figures vic would like someone named Nigella.

whatever she's named, I'd tap it with all of my might.

I love Giada... and her tendency to wear low cut shirts when cooking...

RadioFan wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:Now this bitch is hot!

Ina makes the best actual food on that network, imo. I don't think I've ever seen her make something that I wouldn't want to try.

I'll bet you'd retract that statement if she squatted and dropped a loaf.

Trillions of my future offspring have coated the innards of a tube sock while I was watching Giada's cleavage.

stuckinia wrote:Trillions of my future offspring have coated the innards of a tube sock while I was watching Giada's cleavage.

Fukken A, friend

RACK stuck. i called it last night, giada's weekend getaway is not only the best show on the food network, but the best show on fukkin tv, period. the one last night was in manhattan, she's walking around the city showing all the hot spots (H&H Bagles, rack that) and she's decked out to the fucking masses. there was scene of her walking around central park looking for the perfect place to eat her lunch. of course, when she finds her spot, she takes a seat and crosses her legs which, of course, frame her beautiful cleavage as it bounces up and down while she "savors" her lunch.

the key is to mute the tv and crank up the tunes. if you actually have to listen to her gush about fucking chocolate, it takes the fun away.

Headhunter wrote:Figures vic would like someone named Nigella.

Nicely done.

1) rack hh
2) nigella is hot
3) rack the general, on principle

OK, I met and chatted with RR while at a customers place in Morro Bay. She came in unexpectedly while filming one of her travel food thangs and wanted to speak to the owner of the shop, who happened to leave for lunch while I was down loading a patch on her POS system.

Rachael is about 5' nothing and probably 110 pound, soaking wet. She's a really nice individual with a pretty quick wit. She hung out and chatted until Traci came back. Long story short, my customer got an 5 minute spot on one of Ray's travel shows. It turned out to be a big boost to her business.

After meeting in person, I would have to say....no, that's not her.

Sorry you had to find out this way

Jerkovich wrote:Rachael is about 5' nothing and probably 110 pound, soaking wet. She's a really nice individual with a pretty quick wit.

No shit. She posts here as Vixen.

BBMarley wrote:

That's outstanding. She has that Jane Seymour -20 years look.

Jerkovich wrote:OK, I met and chatted with RR while at a customers place in Morro Bay. She came in unexpectedly while filming one of her travel food thangs and wanted to speak to the owner of the shop, who happened to leave for lunch while I was down loading a patch on her POS system.

Rachael is about 5' nothing and probably 110 pound, soaking wet. She's a really nice individual with a pretty quick wit. She hung out and chatted until Traci came back. Long story short, my customer got an 5 minute spot on one of Ray's travel shows. It turned out to be a big boost to her business.

After meeting in person, I would have to say....no, that's not her.

Sorry you had to find out this way

Was this about 5 or 6 months ago? My dad knows the owner of the Monterey Sardine Factory or something like that and said RR came to his joint on her CEN-CAL travels about that time frame. It was the same place where Clint Eastwood did a scene in Play Misty for Me where the owner did a cameo as the bartender in that movie at that place. He didn't really make a big deal about her showing up. I did see a few places I've been to that she fronted.

I just watched the 1961 movie One-Eyed Jacks (a BTW for the ZZ shit troll haytahs) and thought of y'all that use trolls to step. Anyway, great movie and I highly recommend it to those that like Westerns.

Atomic Punk wrote: I just watched the 1961 movie One-Eyed Jacks (a BTW for the ZZ shit troll haytahs) and thought of y'all that use trolls to step. Anyway, great movie and I highly recommend it to those that like Westerns.

Really? I usually stop thinking about this place when I log off. To each his own, I guess.

You may be a one eyed jack around here, but I've seen the other side of your face.

Great movie.

Atomic Punk wrote: One-Eyed Jacks

FUMBLEEEEE!!!!!!

Rootbeer wrote: Really? I usually stop thinking about this place when I log off.

Sure you do. Mormons are the biggest hypocrites there be yo.

Rootbeer wrote: To each his own, I guess.

So I see you're a m0d here. Must have something to do with your offline prowess.