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OCmike’s Humpday Challenge

There is only one rule: No more than one correctly answered question per person, per hour.

1. What composer is famous for the collection of tunes known as the “Nocturnes”?

2. Where is the Red River Classic currently played?

3. What does an apiarist tend to?

4. What became of the Winnipeg Jets NHL team?

5. What actor/actress do “Planet of the Apes”, “Private Parts”, “Saving Private Ryan”, and “The Illusionist” have in common?

6. What is adipose?

7. What makes Windows Vista different from Windows XP?

8. Where is Howard University located?

9. What band brought the ire of women’s rights groups down upon themselves with these lyrics:

I used to love her but I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

10. Where in the female body can you find lactobacillus acidophilus?

11. What song contains these lyrics:

You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin,

12. What is the team nickname of the Southern Illinois University sports teams?

13. How many states start with the letter “A”?

14. What actor/actress do “The Hole”, “The Jacket”, and “Love, Actually” have in common?

15. What is the only major river on the planet that flows from south to north?

OCmike wrote:5. What actor/actress do “Planet of the Apes”, “Private Parts”, “Saving Private Ryan”, and “The Illusionist” have in common?

Pig Vomit, errr, Paul Giamatti

11. What song contains these lyrics:

You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin,

"Keep on Lovin' You" by REO Speedwagon


or the 9:17pm jam, to Sissyrow

OCmike wrote:2. Where is the Red River Classic currently played?

Cotton Bowl. Dallas, TX.

12. What is the team nickname of the Southern Illinois University sports teams?

Salukis

1. Chopin

9. Guns N' Roses

4: They moved to Phoenix

BSmack wrote:4: They moved to Phoenix

Clever edit. :wink:

15. What is the only major river on the planet that flows from south to north?

Amazon?

13. 4- Arizona, Alaska, Alabama, Arkansas

8 -- A "black college" located in the (former, if not current) murder capital of America. D.C. Boyeee! Go figure...

3. What does an apiarist tend to?


These guys...

...at least, ones having a better go of it than this one.

Damn bee killing disease.

10. Where in the female body can you find lactobacillus acidophilus?

In the pooner.

OCmike wrote:15. What is the only major river on the planet that flows from south to north?

Denial.

IndyFrisco wrote:

OCmike wrote:15. What is the only major river on the planet that flows from south to north?

Denial.

The Rhine also flows South-North.

BSmack wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

OCmike wrote:15. What is the only major river on the planet that flows from south to north?

Denial.

The Rhine also flows South-North.

Mine is bigger than yours.

14 - Keira Knightley

Goober McTuber wrote:10. Where in the female body can you find lactobacillus acidophilus?

In the pooner.

You're half right.

The Rhine also flows South-North.

While technically correct, I was thinking of the Nile, therefore IF is correct.

OCmike wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:10. Where in the female body can you find lactobacillus acidophilus?

In the pooner.

You're half right.

The Rhine also flows South-North.

While technically correct, I was thinking of the Nile, therefore IF is correct.

No, your question was poorly worded and factually inaccurate. In fact, there are many north flowing rivers in the world. And even narrowing the subject to "major" rivers leaves too many possible answers. In fact, 4 of the 10 longest rivers on the planet flow from south to north. Can you name them?

7. Vista has a much prettier Blue Screen Of Death and more security features for people to ignore.

When have I ever claimed that my questions were well worded?

Almost every week I come up with these questions off the top of my head or from shit that I hear on the radio on my commute, though once in awhile I get questions from trivia sites.

Occasionally there are going to be some questions that will be ambiguous and in those cases, as a long time participant in the HDC, you should know that the corallary to rule 14A-345 applies:

When the correct answer to a question is in doubt, you are expected to know what I was thinking. :D

No, I can't answer your question. Maybe you should start your own trivia challenge, although it will clearly be seen as a sign of latent homosexuality.

BTW, for some reason I occasionally can't edit my posts from work, as IE acts strangely here with logins to websites. Answers to #13 and #14 are correct.

10) vagina

AP, that half of the answer was already given.

OCmike wrote:

The Rhine also flows South-North.

While technically correct, I was thinking of the Nile, therefore IF is correct.

Dumb freaking question.

First, "major river" is subjective, therefore there is no correct answer. Second, the Nile is in Africa. Adjust the total value of the goods that are shipped down that river to its American counterpart, and it may well be a wash.


A MUCH more interesting question would have been "There are several major rivers in the Eastern Hemishpere that flow from south to north. In the Western Hemishpere, there is only one. Name it."

MuchoBulls wrote:14 - Keira Knightley

pics??

OCmike wrote:When have I ever claimed that my questions were well worded?

Almost every week I come up with these questions off the top of my head or from shit that I hear on the radio on my commute, though once in awhile I get questions from trivia sites.

Ah, so we can blame Paul Harvey for this one?



Gooooooooooood day!

Occasionally there are going to be some questions that will be ambiguous and in those cases, as a long time participant in the HDC, you should know that the corallary to rule 14A-345 applies:

When the correct answer to a question is in doubt, you are expected to know what I was thinking. :D

No, I can't answer your question. Maybe you should start your own trivia challenge, although it will clearly be seen as a sign of latent homosexuality.

BTW, for some reason I occasionally can't edit my posts from work, as IE acts strangely here with logins to websites. Answers to #13 and #14 are correct.

No need to worry about me starting a trivia challenge. I am the answer, not the motherfucking question.

OCmike wrote:AP, that half of the answer was already given.

Lactobacillus acido´philus: a lactobacillus producing the fermented product, acidophilus milk; preparations are used as digestive aids, for the production of B-complex vitamins, and to help prevent infections after antibiotic treatment. They are anaerobic or microaerophilic and occur widely in nature and in the human mouth, vagina, and intestinal tract.

IndyFrisco wrote:

OCmike wrote:2. Where is the Red River Classic currently played?

Cotton Bowl. Dallas, TX.

Trick Question... it is the Red River Shootout

OCmike wrote:When have I ever claimed that my questions were well worded?

No need to defend yourself. I think a lot of us out there actually appreciate the effort you put into a typical post. But your challenges are just a reason for the average dolt to fire up their search engines and appear somewhat intelligent. Case in point:

BSmack wrote:In fact, 4 of the 10 longest rivers on the planet flow from south to north. Can you name them?

Bitch, please. No one cares about your interweeb researching skills. Like you knew that^. Or maybe you're a geographic idiot savant. Whatever. Either way, your posts have always reflected a certain lack of formal education and intelligence. You've always struck me as being someone who's spent more time killing his brain cells than feeding it with useful information. Your posts reek of bong hits and beer funnels. You're a chronic political bore and your "jokes" are about as funny as a loved one getting cancer. Instead of pointing out how awesome your google skills are, why don't you get to work on submitting your first fun or funny post... ever.

OCmike wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:10. Where in the female body can you find lactobacillus acidophilus?

In the pooner.

You're half right.

Yeah, you can also find it in the intestine and the mouth. I prefer looking in the pooner. It’s much more important there as it helps prevent yeast infections.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Like you knew that^.

I knew there is more than one major north flowing river in the world. Maybe just maybe it might have something to do with living in proximity to one of them. Or maybe I just do know more than you. And maybe after doing some very brief research to back up what I was saying, I stumbled across that particular question like you stumble across Steve Grogan jerseys in your search for crack money.

Your posts... blah blah blah

But hey, since you're so into doing pop psychology from behind your keyboard, let's have some fun. You see, your posts remind one of a person who hopelessly frustrated with his lot in life. Were it not for the internet, your only outlet for this frustration would be beating your wife/children/pets. Thank God and god that you are instead free to play Interweb "bad ass" on a bbs rather than terrorizing women and children. You are like Raider James with a receding hairline and 20 extra IQ points. Instead of pointing out everybody else's flaws, why don't you just let down your guard and admit you really just want a big hug.

BSmack wrote: why don't you just let down your guard and admit you really just want a big hug.

Isn't there a thread for that already in the NFL forum?

jiminphilly wrote:

BSmack wrote: why don't you just let down your guard and admit you really just want a big hug.

Isn't there a thread for that already in the NFL forum?

I know it's been tried there. But he's so frustrated that his first response is unadulterated raw hostility.

UCantNeedsAHug wrote:So... I guess what I am saying is, go fuck yourself, DickInMyAss Fanatic

The man obviously needs some help. Or maybe the Asian patient needs to stop distracting the orderlies while he's being given his meds.

OCmike wrote:“The Hole”

Check!

"The Jacket"

Yep, one last Trojan left. Check!

"Love, Actually"

Indeed. Gotta love Friday nights!

10. In her breastuses.

smackaholic wrote:10. In her breastuses.

That one has already been correctly answered twice.

BSmack wrote:And maybe after doing some very brief research to back up what I was saying.

So... you looked it up and passed it off as your own knowledge. Thanks for admitting you're a pathetic loser. I bet you do the Crossword Puzzle in front of your PC with your Google and Wikipedia engines at the ready and then do your best Jerome Bettis TD celebration after completing it. "Get on the Bus, baby!!"

BSmack wrote:Or maybe I just do know more than you.

Unless the topic relates to Steelers football, you're seriously outclassed. Even then, I've beaten your bitch ass to the punch many a time. Whisenhunt telling Oakland to fuck off and Cowher's retirement ringing any bells, dipshit?

BSmack wrote:Were it not for the internet...

...you wouldn't be able to mash out 3 times as many posts/day as me. And absolutely horrible ones at that.

BSmack wrote:Instead of pointing out everybody else's flaws.

Because I registered on a smack board. It's... what I do. I'm the pimp. You're the ho massaging the back of my hand with her face.

quacker backer wrote:

MuchoBulls wrote:14 - Keira Knightley

pics??

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

BSmack wrote:And maybe after doing some very brief research to back up what I was saying.

So... you looked it up and passed it off as your own knowledge.

No you ignorant twat, I verified what I was going to post about. Try it someday.