PSUFAN = Ahead of the TP limitations curve.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Sheryl Crow, singer turned anti-global warming warrior, wants to limit everyone’s toilet paper use to “one square per restroom visit.”

Fucking hippie rockers... what will they think of next? How the fuck am I supposed to wipe my arse with one damned square?

Anyone ever use one of these sumbitches?:

If so, doesn't it feel a little freaky getting your ass hosed down? Let be more specific... I mean, with cool water as opposed to the warm manjuice you faggots are accustomed to.

One square?
much?



Can't spare a square much?

[Dinsdale]

OK.

Fold your single square twice. It should now be folded into four smaller squares.

On the central, common corner, tear off about 1/2 inch. Unfolded, there should be a hole about 1" diameter in the middle of the paper. Save the torn out portion.

Insert index finger through hole.

Shove index finger up your ass, and diddle it around. Don't worry about being thorough, as you can get the rest later.


Remove finger from ass.

Grasp paper firmly, and pull your finger out, wiping off feces as you go.

Retrieve the torn out corner, and use this to clean under your fingernail.


There you go...clean ass with one square.

[indyfrisco]

There you go...clean ass with one square.

And a finger that undoubtedly smells like it was dipped into the snatch serpent's home.

[Cuda]

RACK any & all "get the rest later" resets

[PSUFAN]

The day that women use "one square per restroom visit" is not on the horizon...not at all.

ESPECIALLY bitches like Crow. What - she's gonna tool around Santa Monica with an earthy ass rind? I just don't see it happening.

Although...it's funny that the internet era has brought us views of many labias and beavers that we weren't seeing before. It's chic for your gaping vaginal maw to be festooned on thousands of blog sites. Will it be chic now to display a soiled corny browneye for the cameras?

Maybe Crow would volunteer to help me clean my asshole. Then again, she'd go through a lot of toothpaste that way...less environmentally sound?

[ccd]

this whole thread keeps reminding a joke james woods told in a movie about his porno daughter with nice tits while shaking from that shit Alex Keaton has and keeps wanting to kill unborn babies to find a cure for his washed up Back 2 the Future one was kinda cool when I was 12 but I would really rather watch the Midget show now....anyways

[bobbing head dog action] Once I was in this third world shit hole of a country run by islamic wackos who did not believe in shit paper (8 Pillars of muslammism section 3 verse 58) anyway you shit in a hole behind a wicker fence with a sign on it: Wipe shit with your hands. Stick hand through hole in fence. Hand will be licked clean by human lips. O.K. I drop a gargantuan amount of shit in the hole, wipe my ass with my hand and stick it out the hole in the fence, only to have it pounded with a smackbat. I immediately pull my hand back thrusting my fingers into my mouth, screaming damn that hurt. [/bobbing head dog action]

Joke was not that funny on the movie either

[Dinsdale]

[Justa Heel]

How in the name of God does Sheryl Crow's toilet paper usage make the news? How did that happen, exactly?

And why does anybody think it's worthy of publishing/broadcasting?

Non-tards realize it's the old main stream media gimmick.

Pick a position that is critical of present society (eg. conservation).

Pin it on a celebrity who can be identified with saying something "looney" or "fringe."

It's an old, old tactic.

It works cause there's always rooms full of gullible types all over the place who fall for it, just like dipshits in this thread.

The gullible then spend the rest of the discussion denying they're influenced by the main stream media.

So again, how did this make the news to begin with? Oh, that's right, she pissed off Rove.

Rove ‘explodes’ at Crow over global warming.[/color]

April 22, 2007 11:13 am

Singer Sheryl Crow, “on a cross-country global warming awareness trip, got into it with Karl Rove” last night at the White House Correspondents Dinner. “Jawing like a baseball manager and an umpire arguing a call, Crow and Rove were disagreeing over global warming, with Crow’s pal, Laurie David, offering support.” David describes the scene:

We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming. Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there.

We reminded the senior White House advisor that the US leads the world in global warming pollution and we are doing the least about it. Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country. […]

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, “Don’t touch me.” How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, “You can’t speak to us like that, you work for us.” Karl then quipped, “I don’t work for you, I work for the American people.” To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, “We are the American people.”

[PSUFAN]

How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?

I guess that depends on how hardened and real the vestiges of her last shit happen to be.

But rack her responses to Rove.

[PSUFAN]

Good Point.

Haggard Botox Skank Crow: We should only use 1 Square of TP!!

I think I'd avoid her touch after that also.


Is Rove Strong Enough to be her Wetnap?

[Revlimiter's Torn Anus]

I prefer the aloe filled sheets as they are pleasant to the touch, especially after another day of plungering.