BSmacked and Bushice

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:20 pm

Straight up question...

Who do you think has brought more laughter and entertainment to the readers of this board...the two of you combined, or me?

No, seriously. Think it over carefully.

And realize that whichever answer you give, you're going to look like a complete fucking tard, as per usualm.

Next time, you'll ASK permission to remove your finger from my beltloop...understood?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:30 pm

No, seriously.

I think it's pretty fucking pathetic that you take it this seriously.

The day I need affirmation from someone I've never met (nor ever will meet) on a message board that I'm the funnier one is the day that, well I guess that will be the day when I become as big of a fucking loser as you.

don't hold your breath waiting for it to happen.

Just look in the mirror every day, Cliffy and keep telling yourself:

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:32 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! fucking hilarious. that was from snl , right? stuart smally?? lolololololololol

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:BSmacked and Bushice

20,600+ posts between them.

0 fucking laughs.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:39 pm

So, see if I've got this right...

you responded to a callout thread...by quoting a line from a gay SNL character?

This was, OF COURSE, after the obligatory "you take this too seriously" line...of course.

Give a tard enough rope, and they'll hang themself.

I was rather looking forward to smacking your lame ass up one side and down the other...then you went and beat me to it.

Nice work, Bushice in Crapchester.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So, see if I've got this right...

you responded to a callout thread...by quoting a line from a gay SNL character?

In a reply to you. Hard to believe isn't it?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:45 pm

So, you figured dropping a thinly-veiled "IKYABWAI" was going to make this easier on you?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:50 pm

BTW-I noticed you've "weaseled" your way out of answering the question.

Although others have answered it for you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Straight up question...

Who do you think has brought more laughter and entertainment to the readers of this board...the two of you combined, or me?

Considering that you're taking the art of self-plungering to heretofore unimagined depths, I'll give you the edge bud.

Just remember, they are laughing AT you.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:54 pm

Tard Twin #1 comes in with "I know you are, but what am I?"

Not to be outdone, Tard Twin #2 comes back with "you just KYOA, because you made fun of me!"

They both punctuated their responses with emoticons...of course.

Answer the question, Claire.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:56 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Straight up question...

Who do you think has brought more laughter and entertainment to the readers of this board...the two of you combined, or me?
Considering that you're taking the art of self-plungering to heretofore unimagined depths, I'll give you the edge bud.

Just remember, they are laughing AT you.

Simply unbelievable. Cicero could knock this turd of a slow pitch out the park.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:59 pm

In addition to the original question, here's another --

At what point did you Tard Twins think "IKYABWAI," "you take this too seriously," and "you KYOA because you called me out" was going to end well for you?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:00 pm

Sissyroux doesn't want to knock turds OUT, he wants to push them IN.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:07 pm

Dinsdale wrote:BTW-I noticed you've "weaseled" your way out of answering the question.

Although others have answered it for you.

If by others..all three of them..you consider Randung James opinion valued, well gee, congrats on kicking your own pale ass.

As usualm.

And don't get me started on how fucking retarded that "usualm" of yours is. Of course a comic "genius" such as yourself must consider that little nugget pure comedy gold.

Here's a clue. It isn't.

ywia

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:11 pm

Dinsdale wrote:In addition to the original question, here's another --

If you work hard enough at it, cliffy, you might be able to manage to suck your own dick, then you won't need anyone to tell you how great you are.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Dins-1

Tard Trifecta-0

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: And don't get me started on how fucking retarded that "usualm" of yours is.

That's not "mine."

Newsflash, Dipshit...there's quite a few people here who use "usualm." It's a word a certain poster here misspelled/mis-keyed frequently...before he died tragically at a young age.

It's done in tribute. Kind of like why he's still listed as a moderator of a forum here.

Nice show of respect, asshole. But since you didn't know any better, and (stupidly) made assumptions, I won't even give you shit when you weasel your way out of this thread.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:16 pm

Now, we're treated to a pic of a dude's ass as some form of "smack"?

I knew the Tard Twins and Co. were going to clown themselves pretty good when I posted this...

But this was even more than I expected.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

The prosecution rests...until you stupid fuckers say something stupid again.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:18 pm

Dins-2

Tard Trifecta-0

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:21 pm

Mace wrote:Damn, someone put up a link to those hilarious threads....I musta I missed 'em the first time around.

Classic.

Whether you realize it or not, the point of posting here is to collect your RACKS. Period. If you were coming here to engage in riveting conversation about current events...boyyy, did YOU fuck up that Google search.

And Mace...I've racked up more racks today than you will in 100 Lutherspans.

I say this not as a boast...since the day I need affirmation from the likes of the Tard Twins, et al, will be never. I simply state this as FACT, in hopes thatit might make some of you fucking tards take a look in the mirror and stop sucking so fucking badly.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:36 pm

wow,7 of my favorite bro's throwing down on each other!
look forward to the slugfest :twisted:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:41 pm

Mace wrote:Damn, someone put up a link to those hilarious threads....I musta I missed 'em the first time around.

BTW - If you like, I can link you up to a thread in the Archives...my most recent entry, one in which you RACKed me.

Don't blame your own memory problems on me.

Oh...and tell Jay I said "Hi" when you see him...somewhere else.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:42 pm

DiT wrote:look forward to the slugfest

A little late for that...I believe the salt-shaker came out several posts back.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:14 am

So in reviewing this pathetic attempt at attracting attention to yourself:

cliffy wrote: I'm funnier than you, admit it.
see? rayduh jimmy thinks so, it has to be true.
anything you post, I will call it stupid, and claim bode.
if anyone else disagrees with me, they're all tards too. I can prove it.
see? I told everyone they were tards. thats proof right there!
If you don't believe me, ask me.
I win! I win! I win the internet argument - again!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:29 am

"You take this too seriously" -- Check

Unoriginal quote from a gay character -- Check

"IKYABWAI?" -- Check

Pic of a dude ass-up, with his ankles behind his ears(no, no Freudian shit going on there, or anything) -- Check

FTFY -- Check

Avoidance of a very simple question -- Check

Yeah, you really showed me. You've done yourself proud.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:"You take this too seriously" -- Check

Unoriginal quote from a gay character -- Check

"IKYABWAI?" -- Check

Pic of a dude ass-up, with his ankles behind his ears(no, no Freudian shit going on there, or anything) -- Check

FTFY -- Check

Avoidance of a very simple question -- Check

Yeah, you really showed me. You've done yourself proud.

Going to the "that's not smack" card eh? How utterly not fresh.

It's about time to go catch that Friday night buzz. If you think of anything original or insightful by say 2:00 PM tomorrow, feel free to post it. I won't be holding my fucking breath.

Oh, and limited props Clavensdale for pulling Jay, Mace and DiT into your self plungering fiesta. Good looking out bros. Don't be such strangers.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:36 am

Dinsdale wrote:Next time, you'll ASK permission to remove your finger from my beltloop...understood?

I don't know what that meant, but alone it surpasses all combined retorts from the killer B's.

I'll take Dinsdale minus the points.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:18 am

pop wrote:I'll take Dinsdale minus the points.

Well, the points are slanted left.

2 on 1, eh?

We're jealous.

Sin,

[img]You%20know%20who(s)[/img]

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:26 am

Rack Mace.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:47 am

Hmmm...

First off Mace...props for distancing yourself enough from MGO's scrotum long enough to try and come up with a coherent thought. That was getting a little disturbing...real-life style.

Second...who is this "we" you speak of?

Open a few threads here. Scroll on down, and take a look at the sig lines. Note how many of them are Dinsdale quotes, and compare that to the number of Mace quotes.

Then, do a little math, and maybe rethink speaking for "we," eh?

And just because you're desperately trying to get over on me vicariously through others, it doesn't make you "epic," or anything of the sort. I notice you cited other people's alleged "getting over on Dinsdale" events(only in YOUR mind-btw)...yet I don't see any mention of anything you've done(besides RACKing my brilliance, then conveniently forgetting about it)...

Why do you suppose that is, Mace?

Here, don't strain your brain, I'll help you out...

It's because you're every bit the forgettable retard that the Tard Twins are. In the words of your tard bretheren...BELLEEEEEEE DAT!

But props on reaffirming your place as a superlative nutsac-remora, Testicle-Tarzan. I guess we all have our lot in life, eh? Those that can, do; those that can't, bitch about those that can...and are often named "Mace." "Mikey did this, 88 did that..." ...cutting-edged shit, right there.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:59 am

Dinsdale wrote:Second...who is this "we" you speak of?

Open a few threads here. Scroll on down, and take a look at the sig lines. Note how many of them are Dinsdale quotes, and compare that to the number of Mace quotes.

Then, do a little math, and maybe rethink speaking for "we," eh?

Jesus tits... 12 + fucking thousand posts? No effing shit that some dild will find one of 'em remotely 'cute' enough to drop into a sig line. You're in rarified air there, my man.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:07 am

Yeah man, check my sig:

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:31 am

Do you have dins?

I do.
vvv

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:21 pm

Yeah, no one laughs at you dins.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:12 pm

Mace, I hate to be the one to point this out- (actually I don't mind it in the least), but

1. look at who you're defending: two of the most tedious, tiresome, unfunny cunts ever to disgrace the internets

2. look at who is defending you: Whitey Wagon

You're already in a pretty deep hole, you might want to quit digging

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:42 pm

'Sup, fellas?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:29 am

Mace wrote:
I'm not defending Bsmack or Bushice,

Horseshit. Of course you are

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:10 am

This thread reminds me of this thing called "smack" from 7 or 8 years ago. I like it and I approve of the direction it's going. It is even filled with a shit troll and nutlickers.

I approve of this thread! RACKS to all except the shit troll and nutlickers.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:21 am

Dins, all three of you have brought the funnay at one time or another. All three of you have bored people to tears at one time or another.

Who's the funniest? Depends on the criteria. If brevity is the soul of wit, I'd have to say that Bushice gets the crown, seeing how he's got half of the posts that you do. Of course you've probably had more funny submissions in almost 13,000 posts

in just a couple of years. You know, blind squirrel/nut and all. But how many of those 13,000 have been devoted to your yawn-inducing Dinsdale Britannica novellas and how many have been trying to get people to laugh? I'd put that ratio at about 20:1.

Lastly, it all depends on where you're at if you're looking for humor from the three of you. Most of the negative stuff you hear about Bushice is a result of his at times heavy-handedness in the political forum, but he's been funny in this forum more times than I care to count. Similarly, most of the negative stuff you hear about BSmack regards him droning on and on in his lockstep, horse+blinders Democratic drivel, but he's got an acerbic wit in the football forum. With you, it all depends on what thread you're in. If it's a pile-on thread, you can drop the hammer with the best of them, but there will be ten other threads at the top of this forum where you'll be stress testing scroll wheels.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:05 am

Here is my problem with shit trolls and nutlickers:

1) Shit trolls - They have had their asses raped time and time again, so they sign in with shit trolls to take swipes under faux personas. They kick their own asses every time they post. VALVENIS was disciplined to not respond to those vile and worthless uber-tards.

2) Nutlickers - "I like you but not them. Great job!" However, if you sit on the sidelines like these type of posters and just chime in with the momentum like politicians, then you ARE defined as a nutlicker, ballsacker, or whatever. etc. etc. If you sign in as another nick after self-ass-kicking, then see #1.

T1B

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