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Your list of Geniuses

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:14 pm
by PSUFAN
Post 'em, then post for another poster.

me:
1. Johann Sebastian Bach
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Hugh Hefner
4. Ben Franklin
5. J.R.R. Tolkien

mvscal:
1. Donald Rumsfeld
2. César Chávez
3. 1smoothG
4. Baruch Goldstein
5. Harvey Milk

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:40 pm
by Mikey
You're just showing off because you figured out how to put those "acentos" in.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:53 pm
by Screw_Michigan
douchebag:

1. ahnold
2. mike tyson (because DB's fucking crazy)
3. joey belle
4. lil' jon
5. vince neil

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:54 pm
by WolverineSteve
Henry Ford
Tom Edison
Adolph Coors
The guy who invented indoor plumbing (John Crapper?)
The guy who invented CFB

Babs;
Izzo
C-Rog
M-2
Perles
Saban

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:11 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
WolverineSteve wrote:Babs;
Izzo
C-Rog
M-2
Perles
Saban
Somebody associated with girls' basketball oughtta be on that list, just sayin' . . .

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:14 pm
by WolverineSteve
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Babs;
Izzo
C-Rog
M-2
Perles
Saban
Somebody associated with girls' basketball oughtta be on that list, just sayin' . . .
If I knew any, maybe. Perhaps nappy-headed ho's?

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:51 pm
by Rootbeer
me:
Rootbeer
Dinsdale
rozy
ucantdoitdoggysTyle2
Broken Staple (RIP)

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:00 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Rootbeer wrote:Broken Staple (RIP)
~no sig~

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:01 pm
by Wolfman
"e" has the definitive list---
but my list of geniuses has to include:

Louis Pasteur
Gregor Mendel (even though some people think he fudged his results)
Nikola Tesla
Charles Steinmetz
Enrico Fermi

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:40 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
1. Marx
2. Bakunin
3. Gramsci
4. Mao
5. Socrates

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:46 pm
by Mike the Lab Rat
1. Jefferson
2. Madison
3. Darwin
4. Mendel
5. Hayek

BSmack's list (in no particular order):

1. John Bartles
2. Joe Fornieri
3. Bill Clinton
4. FDR/Frank Zappa (tie)
5. whoever invented the nicotine patch

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:51 am
by quacker backer
Mike the Lab Rat wrote: 5. Hayek
Salma Hayek??

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:54 am
by BSmack
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:BSmack's list (in no particular order):

1. John Bartles
2. Joe Fornieri
3. Bill Clinton
4. FDR/Frank Zappa (tie)
5. whoever invented the nicotine patch
Except for the nicotine patch guy, it's hard to argue with that list. Now nicotine gum is the bomb. Mix it with a stick of chewing gum and it's just like a sweet dip of chew.

"She did herself with a bottle of Corona
Yea I could hear her in the backseat softly moaning
High times in College Station were our common facination
Yea we were drinkin in the Bible Belt"

--- John Bartles

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:05 am
by Cuda
Frost e

(Rootbeer will probably be the only other one to get it)

Re: Your list of Geniuses

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:21 am
by Headhunter
PSUFAN wrote:Post 'em, then post for another poster.

me:
1. Johann Sebastian Bach
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Hugh Hefner
4. Ben Franklin
5. J.R.R. Tolkien

You got the initials right at least.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:19 am
by rozy
Rootbeer wrote:me:
Rootbeer
Dinsdale
rozy
ucantdoitdoggysTyle2
Broken Staple (RIP)
Need we say more?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:23 pm
by OCmike
BSmack wrote:
"She did herself with a bottle of Corona
Yea I could hear her in the backseat softly moaning
High times in College Station were our common facination
Yea we were drinkin in the Bible Belt"

--- John Bartles
Oh, John Bartles...

I thought you meant this guy:

Image

Nicotine gum? Nobody likes a quitter...

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:11 pm
by silvurna
Reginald Fessenden
Sin, Don Imus

Person who designed the first cheerleader uniform
Sin, Charles Rathbun

Guy who designed the Coke bottle
Sin, Richard Whitcomb

Guy at GlaxoSmithKline who concocted Beano
Sin, silvurna's GF

Guy at Stanley Tools who designed the ergonomically correct utility scraper
Sin, D. Earnhardt, Sr.

Person who will eventually poison TheArtist
Sin, NCN

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:08 am
by RadioFan
Me:
Isaac Newton
Leonardo Da Vinci
TWIS
rozy
bbqjones


Jim Nance:
CBS
Billy Packer
Tiger Woods
Steve Williams
Quarterback/most well-known player whose team is leading at any given time on any CBS-broadcasted football game

Brent Musburger:
Jack Arute
Booze
ABC
The home team
Matt Leinart

Jim Rome:
Professional athlete's cocks
Money
Everyone who regularly calls talk radio shows and says "brah"
His kid
NASCAR

RJ:
Al Davis (the young one)
ucant
squat thrusts
Johnson (and Johnson)
Jackie Warner

PSUFAN:
Billy Mays (here, for OxiClean)
Bill Gates
Bill Cowher
Bill, sir?
Quentin tarantino

poptart:
Mark
Matthew
Luke
John
Dog catcher

rozy:
The Gatlin brothers
Roy Oswalt
Mike krzyzewski
The Oak Ridge Boys
Oliver Winchester

88:
Dave Matthews
William I
findlaw.com
Ed O'Neill
Bill Murray

Mgo:
Bo Schembechler
Dale Carnegie
Dennis Leary
Thermisticles
Cocaine

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:34 am
by rozy
RadioFan wrote:Mgo:

Thermisticles
Why is that word plural?

-enolc



pssst, the Oak Ridge Boys will always...ALWAYS...be the Statler Bros. beeyotch

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:03 am
by RadioFan
LTS TRN 2:
Thomas Edison (tin foil -- WAKEY WAKEY)
Osama Bin laden
Gary Allen (None Dare Call it Conspiracy)
Che Guevara
Deng Xiaoping (Rock on, Tiananmen!)

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:11 am
by RadioFan
Atomic Punk:
EVH
Ron Popeil
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Leonard S. Shoen
Y2K

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:29 am
by RadioFan
Moorese:
Leo Singer
Wilbur
Lana Turner/Alex Rodriguez
Linda Susan Boreman
Dude who invented fake vomit

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:36 am
by RadioFan
Cicero:
Tiberious
The GOP
Duke
FSU
US

Tiberious:
Cicero
The GOP
Duke
FSU
US

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:26 am
by PSUFAN
edit for me:

Kurt Vonnegut JR

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:57 am
by Y2K
James Madison
Thomas Edison
Leonardo Da Vinci
Johan Sebastian Bach
William Shakespeare

JCT:
Mickey Mantle
Dean Martin
George Steinbrenner
Gen. Robert E. Lee
Emeril Lagasse

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:06 pm
by BSmack
Y2K wrote:JCT:
Mickey Mantle
Dean Martin
George Steinbrenner
Gen. Robert E. Lee
Emeril Lagasse
What? No love for Dr. Zaius?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:38 pm
by quacker backer
rock me Dr. Zaus

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:22 pm
by smackaholic
Franklin
Madison
Jefferson
Adams
Washington
and the rest of the founding fathers. Not only were they geniuses, they were incredibly ballsy as well. Too bad there ain't any of that courage in politics today.

others...
Mozart
Eisenhower
Lennon and McCartney
dinsdale

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:47 am
by smackaholic
why the rolleyes over lee. dude was a military genius. wasn't his fault that he was on the wrong side.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:11 am
by poptart
Ron Popeil
Ed Podolak
Jimmy Walker
James Stockdale
Carol Channing

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:09 am
by JCT
Gen. Robert E. Lee

Loser!

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:18 am
by poptart
6. Mr. Steal-a-Meal guy

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:10 am
by RedHerring
10.Amos Alonzo Stagg
9. Aristotle
8. Arnold Rothstein
7. Samuel T. Coleridge
6. Napoleon Bonaparte
5. Niels Bohr
4. Rembrandt
3. John Locke
2. Thomas Edison
1. SANTO : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrspITZFIB4&NR=1 , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI08BO-4 ... ed&search=

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:23 pm
by poptart

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:09 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:why the rolleyes over lee. dude was a military genius. wasn't his fault that he was on the wrong side.
If he was so damn smart, he would have stayed on the winning side and saved a half million lives or so.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:14 pm
by indyfrisco
1. Real Men of Genius commercial creator
2. Al Gore (for the internet and all)
3. Whoever invented pron (thanks again, Al)

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:07 pm
by King Crimson
Sudden Sam wrote:Geniuses? Hmmmm......

SEC ADs who schedule Florida International and Wofford.







Sorry, Indy...couldn't stop myself. :lol:
Miles Davis
Don van Vliet
Ken Vandermark
women who fuck me
D. Boon
Rashaan "Roland" Kirk. for sure.

jimi hendrix.
karl marx and max weber.