The first reindeer that crosses my war path...
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- Mike Backer
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The first reindeer that crosses my war path...
...is gonna get fucked right below the white tail with a barbed wire condom, and then I'm gonna donkey punch the hairy hoofed douche bag as I shoot my egg nog onto it's rack. Believe it.
Merry fucking Christmas you mexican elk.
Merry fucking Christmas you mexican elk.
I'm the guy who tossed Mark Cuban's salad by proxy.
If no one gives a shit, what do we all get?Blitzen wrote:Mike Backer, I'll be your huckleberry.
↑ If anyone can name both contexts of that reset I'll give you my ivories. ↑
I can't wait for Mike Backer to finish buggering Rudolph in the pellet-maker, pull out his cock and give him a little mud-colored Hitler 'stache right underneath his shiny nose. He'll wipe his shaft on the drapes, snake Mrs. Claus's Hotpockets and a sixer of diet Sprite and make his exit.
Man, do I love Christmas...
1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit.Blitzen wrote:
Tom, I paraphrased the reset. Quit being such a thin skinned douche.
2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation.
3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party.
1. The next time I need your help I'll write "HELP" on your chest with a soldering iron. I don't have opposible thumbs so the writing might be a little sketchy. Keep an eye out for that.Tom In VA wrote: 1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit.
2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation.
3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party.
2. The only thing I motivate you hairless bipeds toward is body surfing with a herd of lemmings. There's a big water slide at the West end of the stage. Rock on, pinky.
3. I appreciate your concern but I've got it covered. This isn't my first trip.
Excellent, maybe then you can answer me this ...Blitzen wrote:1. The next time I need your help I'll write "HELP" on your chest with a soldering iron. I don't have opposible thumbs so the writing might be a little sketchy. Keep an eye out for that.Tom In VA wrote: 1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit.
2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation.
3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party.
2. The only thing I motivate you hairless bipeds toward is body surfing with a herd of lemmings. There's a big water slide at the West end of the stage. Rock on, pinky.
3. I appreciate your concern but I've got it covered. This isn't my first trip.
What does Blitzen(Blixem) have in common with Jamie Lee Curtis ? It's an office party trivia thing, I'd like to win.
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Not according to the facts. See, you started off as a female a doe. Then somehow managed to become a "stag".Blitzen wrote:We're both more masculine than you.Tom In VA wrote: What does Blitzen(Blixem) have in common with Jamie Lee Curtis ? It's an office party trivia thing, I'd like to win.
In essence you both were born with female and male characteristics making discerning your actual sex very difficult.
You chose "male", Jamie Lee chose "female"
But you're both.
Not that there's anything wrong with that "Lightening".