Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:52 pm

We have only been exclusive for only a few months so I'm not going to set the bar too high. Budget $150-$200.

She is a fitness buff. She likes wine. She is in sales so she drives a lot.

I am not even going to attempt to buy her clothes because she is a fashion conscious size 2.

She has an Ipod so I have already settled on this:
Nike + iPod

I need some ideas. Nothing like waiting until the last minute...

And while you are at it, share what you are getting your significant other.

YD · Post by YD » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:55 pm

I got my wife one of them iPod shuffles for when she goes running. she already has a nano or whatever, but wants the lil clip-on, tiny thing. I also got her a nicer digital camera . she's going from a 3 mp to a 7mp. all the extra cards, etc. Plus I spent a grip on new family pics. I better get some good shit.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:57 pm

How come you didn't rack the trolls on your first post?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:00 pm

Sounds like she would enjoy some of Uncle 'Fold's Root Remedy.

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:02 pm

I am a seasoned poster, this is just a troll - which is why I didn't rack myself.

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:04 pm

Fuck, I found out that the Nike + iPod gimmick only works with th iPod Nano. She has the 30gig. Now I am really fucked.

C'mon dudes. Gimme some ideas.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:09 pm

The Viper wrote:Fuck, I found out that the Nike + iPod gimmick only works with th iPod Nano. She has the 30gig. Now I am really fucked.

C'mon dudes. Gimme some ideas.

Jewelry always works in a situation like this. No rings of any kind, but something like a necklace or a pendant would be money for you.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:16 pm

BSmack wrote:Jewelry always works in a situation like this. No rings of any kind, but something like a necklace or a pendant would be money for you.

good eye.

go to ebay or a website called http://www.rubylane.com

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:17 pm

BSmack wrote:
The Viper wrote:Fuck, I found out that the Nike + iPod gimmick only works with th iPod Nano. She has the 30gig. Now I am really fucked.

C'mon dudes. Gimme some ideas.
Jewelry always works in a situation like this. No rings of any kind, but something like a necklace or a pendant would be money for you.

Excellent point B_S, but I don't know what kind of quality jewerly one can get for $150 - $200.

That, and pendants are for old ladies. My girl is in her early 30's.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:17 pm

Gift card to Denny's.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:19 pm

The Viper wrote:I don't know what kind of quality jewerly one can get for $150 - $200.

http://www.rubylane.com/jewelry/shopdir.html

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:19 pm

The Viper wrote:We have only been exclusive for only a few months so I'm not going to set the bar too high. Budget $150-$200.

She is a fitness buff. She likes wine. She is in sales so she drives a lot.

I am not even going to attempt to buy her clothes because she is a fashion conscious size 2.

She has an Ipod so I have already settled on this:
Nike + iPod

I need some ideas. Nothing like waiting until the last minute...

And while you are at it, share what you are getting your significant other.

How about a nice new car stereo with XM/Sirius sattelite radio???

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:24 pm

Neely8 wrote:
The Viper wrote:We have only been exclusive for only a few months so I'm not going to set the bar too high. Budget $150-$200.

She is a fitness buff. She likes wine. She is in sales so she drives a lot.

I am not even going to attempt to buy her clothes because she is a fashion conscious size 2.

She has an Ipod so I have already settled on this:
Nike + iPod

I need some ideas. Nothing like waiting until the last minute...

And while you are at it, share what you are getting your significant other.

How about a nice new car stereo with XM/Sirius sattelite radio???

That thought crossed my mind but she just cancelled her XM because she didn't like it. She listens to books on disc. I would get her a book on disc, but she is a memebr to a Net Flix type of books on disc club where she gets an unlimited amount of disc books for $20.00 a month. Figures...

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:26 pm

^^^

Winner

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:27 pm

timmay wrote:I spent a grip

"A grip"?

Great, now that phrase will probably re-enter my vocabulary for the first time in 15 years.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:30 pm

How about a Pearl Broach?

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:32 pm

The Viper wrote:She is a fitness buff.

We'll need to see a pic. To help you out, you understand. :o

YD · Post by YD » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
timmay wrote:I spent a grip
"A grip"?

Great, now that phrase will probably re-enter my vocabulary for the first time in 15 years.

you still owe me a beer for "whiz quiz"

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:52 pm

The Viper wrote:I don't know what kind of quality jewerly one can get for $150 - $200.

If you can't find a properly priced necklace, then work some earrings. Now is not the time to be picky. Your future oral sex depends on this.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:01 pm

BSmack wrote:
The Viper wrote:I don't know what kind of quality jewerly one can get for $150 - $200.
If you can't find a properly priced necklace, then work some earrings. Now is not the time to be picky. Your future oral sex depends on this.

Word. Earrings in her birthstone should be in your price range. Plus, it'll look like you put some thought into it.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:15 pm

BSmack wrote:Now is not the time to be picky.

RACK my photographic memory! Remember this?:

BSmack wrote:No. But like any real man, I don't do that shit until like December 23rd.

Plenty of time to buy her that thoughtless POS gift she'll throw in the trash, right?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:16 pm

The best gift you could possibly give her is her freedom.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:16 pm

Or liposuction.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:17 pm

Photographic memory/spreadsheet. Tomato/tomahto.

Bsmack, lock the windows and doors and bring the OL's pet bunny inside, lest you find it boiling on the stove when you return home.

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:20 pm

Dinsdale wrote:The best gift you could possibly give her is her freedom.

I tried that. She came back.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:22 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
BSmack wrote:Now is not the time to be picky.
RACK my photographic memory! Remember this?:

BSmack wrote:No. But like any real man, I don't do that shit until like December 23rd.
Plenty of time to buy her that thoughtless POS gift she'll throw in the trash, right?

Last minute shopping does not automatically equal thoughtlessness. Plenty of social engineering goes into executing a good last minute shopping trip. However, our friend Viper has obviously arrived at a critical mental block in his gift buying process. It's more than likely too late for him to properly fish for that perfect gift buying idea, which means he's got to stick to the tried and true winners.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:25 pm

Anything from Coach.com will be a good gift.

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:27 pm

Damnit woman, where is your avatar?? :x

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:29 pm

OCmike wrote:Photographic memory/spreadsheet.

Only a fucking retard would use a spreadsheet to track reams of data. Then again... look who I'm dealing with... a gaggle of fucking retards. A hack would use Access. Someone who knows what they're doing would probably use SQL.

Anyways....

I remember smacking him about it. Last month. I enjoy making you Alzheimer's infested fucks shitting in your Depends who can't remember what they ate for breakfast eat their own words on occasion. Sorry. It sucks getting old, huh?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:32 pm

Buy her the whole Chia Pet collection, always a winner.

Ginsu knives for the kitchen, they also come in handy for trimming trees and shrubbery.

or
a Clapper is pretty cool

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:36 pm

pron wrote:Damnit woman, where is your avatar?? :x

Sorry. Last week was "Attention Whore" week. :)

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:38 pm

Y2K wrote:Buy her the whole Chia Pet collection, always a winner.

Funny you should say this. Apparently, they've really branched out.

We had a Yankee Swap yesterday. I got stuck with a Scooby Fucking Doo Chia.

Okay... so I loved it... but still.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:43 pm

Over in the new forum, I'm giving out commemorative Atomic Punk Bobble Eye Dolls to the first 23 visitors. I could prolly snag you an extra if you want.

Kelly Roehrig · Post by **Kelly Roehrig** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:46 pm

I have an extra autographed action shot that I would be willing to part with.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:47 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
OCmike wrote:Photographic memory/spreadsheet.

Only a fucking retard would use a spreadsheet to track reams of data. Then again... look who I'm dealing with... a gaggle of fucking retards. A hack would use Access. Someone who knows what they're doing would probably use SQL.

Office Professional with Access runs - $600
SQL Server -$1000
Some dipshit implying that someone who "knows what they're doing" would pony up that kind of scratch to track message board minutae - priceless

Anyways....

I remember smacking him about it. Last month. I enjoy making you Alzheimer's infested fucks shitting in your Depends who can't remember what they ate for breakfast eat their own words on occasion. Sorry. It sucks getting old, huh?

Yeah, because my body is simply riddled with Alzheimer's at age 35. :roll'em:

Ronnie · Post by **Ronnie** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:47 pm

I would be willing to do cundalinkus on her for Christmas. (LOL)

The Viper · Post by **The Viper** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:49 pm

Ok, back to the subject at hand.

No chia pets.
Coach.com is out of my price range.
I am not going the gift card route.

I have found a set of birthstone earrings for $60 that is a possible purhase.

She is artistic, so that is another route to go.
She is really into red wines.
She is a workout freak who has an 30 gig iPod.

Help a brutha out. The reindeer can fuck off in advance.

Ronnie · Post by **Ronnie** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 pm

The Viper wrote:She is really into red wines.

Charles just told me that Food Lion is having a sale on red wine. Its $7.99 a box so you could get her 18 - 25 of them with your budget. (LOL)

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:07 pm

OCmike wrote:Some dipshit implying that someone who "knows what they're doing" would pony up that kind of scratch to track message board minutae - priceless

It was a joke. Do you really think I:

1. bought something to track T1B data?
2. use anything beyond my memory to track T1B data?

Did I mention only retards use spreadsheets as "databases", retard? That was the joke. I am glad you took the time to go price out some software, though.
You actually did a cost/benefit analysis on Access vs SQL. Bawahahahaha! You tards crack me up.

The extra $400 for SQL would be totally worth it, tard.

OCmike wrote:Yeah, because my body is simply riddled with Alzheimer's at age 35. :roll'em:

That is debatable.
This is not. Your body is riddled with retardation. Your last two posts have hammered home that fact.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:13 pm

Coach.com has iPod cases. ;)

T1B

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