Tim Johnson (No Bullshit) Whacked By Cheney

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But once again, the Capo fucked up, underestimated his intended victim, and now must watch Tim Johnson climb off the operating table, shrug off the attack and, if necessary in the fashion of a ninety-nine-year old comatose Taiwanese senator wheeled out to the floor--cast his vote good and proper. Mini-coup denied.

[Milner]

shit man, what size frickin' tin foil hat do you frickin' wear ?

[The Seer]

shit man, what size frickin' tin foil hat do you frickin' wear ?

the size of a pin.

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Senator Johnson will RISE like Lazurus. Cheney will swing by the neck.

[Bizzarofelice]

Cheney will hang?

Satan has far better things in store for him.

Another election skewed by technicalities.

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Cheney's no Putin. Putin gets the job done. Cheney can't even take a guy out with a shotgun blast to the face. Meanwhile, Senator Johnson continues his brave recovery, envigorated by the only confidence worth having, that of knowing how hard you've worked.

Here's how the hit went down:

First, Cheney decides he's not ready to give up both the House and the Senate...he broods...


And then he chooses what he feels is the weak link...


Cheney then deploys his special "contractors"...


But Mrs. Cheney disagrees and suggests a another style...


A simple high-tech mickey adminstered discreetly and anonymously, and the brain hemorage is as good as done!



But..LOOK...it's Hillary guiding Nancy to thwart the Evil Lord's attempt to steal back the Senate..


And Senator Johnson recovers, and the nation is saved.


Oh, one little follow up...as the inexorable tide of justice carries Cheney to his destiny...

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Senator Johnson reporting for duty!